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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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kglaser

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Cerrydd wrote...

Oh LOL, I found this: (it's very big and I hope it won't mess up this page)

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Taking Garrus and Grunt SHOPPING?! What the hell were you thinking Shepard?


They're her mules!  She's not gonna be able to carry all that herself! LOL

eta: Flammie, that showdown pic is WIN.  I love how you just glued a glass to my face. LOL

Modifié par kglaser, 25 avril 2010 - 10:48 .


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[sarcasm]

RANDOM MUTANT BABY SKIT TIME:

What I think the ending of ME3 will be like if you romanced Garrus:

GARRUS: Shepard, now that the Reapers are dead, I want you to know-

SHEPARD: *Paragon interrupt* Shh, Garrus. I love you too!

GARRUS: That's...ah, great. We should decide where to take this. And sort out the differences between our species. I mean, we probably can't have children.

Now, Shepard, you have 3 dialogue options.

PARAGON SHEPARD: We could always adopt. There's got to be some orphaned turian child somewhere who needs parents.

GARRUS: Sounds like a great idea. We'll decide later, won't we?

*headbump*

Alternatively:

NEUTRAL SHEPARD: We don't need children to make this work. We have each other.

GARRUS: You're probably right. I wouldn't be a good father, anyway.

*headbump*

Alternatively:

RENEGADE SHEPARD: MUTANT BABIES, GARRUS!

*RENEGADE SHEPARD pulls off a Tali-pounce on poor GARRUS*

GARRUS: MMF! Can't - MMF! Breathe! MMF!

*Ten years into the future, RENEGADE SHEPARD is sitting at the table with her kid*

RENEGADE SHEPARD: ...and that's where you came from.

KID: I'm an ABOMINATION!

RENEGADE SHEPARD: Yes...but you're a cute abomination.

*The kid starts crying*


[/sarcasm]

Modifié par Xsause, 25 avril 2010 - 10:57 .


#15053
Kotori Ky

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What did I miss? /peer

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kglaser

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Hi Kotori! Evidently I am so talented I can out-drink Cerryyd WITHOUT EVEN USING MY HANDS. :D
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Modifié par kglaser, 25 avril 2010 - 10:51 .


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Yay, it's an epic skit from Xsause. I haven't seen one for ages.



You missed quite a bit. Mainly it's the showdowns going on. There's the Old Fart vs. Young'un, and there's Villain vs. Mascot.



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#15056
Kotori Ky

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kglaser wrote...

Hi Kotori! Evidently I am so talented I can out-drink Cerryyd WITHOUT EVEN USING MY HANDS. :D
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But can you outdrink me? :devil:

Looks like lots of fun while I was gone dragged kicking and screaming into a bit of a social life. And I love the Official Banners of Clan Vakarian. :lol:

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Kotori Ky wrote...
But can you outdrink me? :devil:


Hmm, I don't know...I was just telling Cerryyd that I had to stop playing the Suicide Mission last night because I had to close my left eye because I was seeing double because I was so hammered :innocent:
So I dunno...I might win only to post the following limerick in the limerick thread:

"Qsdgkj trkjh thioa sdlrkfh  slkr alkfj,
Wdlkg  klrk lrdktj  lkdj  Kdrsjg' asdkf kf aflkj.
Aklsfdjg erklj kjfdg kldsjrkdr dk
Zlkajd dspkj dj opr jkd
Ikjf 0496 kldfjg 0958 kjcvg96 l;fkgj 0-56 poti."

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Kotori Ky

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Hahahhaha!

Does dying during a mission because I passed out asleep on the couch count? <_<:blush:;)

Also, Flammie, that art is adorable! XD Too cute.

Modifié par Kotori Ky, 25 avril 2010 - 11:02 .


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Which art? The showdown was done by blueL. The fiery hell one was done by me, though.

So I decided to be courteous and put janeym27 and Kotori Ky in the pic.

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Modifié par Flammie, 25 avril 2010 - 11:07 .


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So I was strolling on by the thread ... and this caught my attention
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:blink::blink::blink:
Y'all either high or just crazy....

Oh and I support Garrus for ME3. :wizard:

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Flammie

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Did you say high?



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Crazy also works.

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kglaser wrote...

Kotori Ky wrote...
But can you outdrink me? :devil:


Hmm, I don't know...I was just telling Cerryyd that I had to stop playing the Suicide Mission last night because I had to close my left eye because I was seeing double because I was so hammered :innocent:
So I dunno...I might win only to post the following limerick in the limerick thread:

"Qsdgkj trkjh thioa sdlrkfh  slkr alkfj,
Wdlkg  klrk lrdktj  lkdj  Kdrsjg' asdkf kf aflkj.
Aklsfdjg erklj kjfdg kldsjrkdr dk
Zlkajd dspkj dj opr jkd
Ikjf 0496 kldfjg 0958 kjcvg96 l;fkgj 0-56 poti."


Image IPB ah, kglaser....you dear dear drunk. /jk

Which reminds me, I wonder if we should make Happy "hour" Friday a regular thing. The timezones are tricky, so we'd have to basically go all day so at least a few of us are drunk at once...

And to do my part for the mind-horror purge:

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Kotori Ky wrote...

What did I miss? /peer


You didn't miss my megalimerick, right? It was about Garrus' birthday party. AND YOU WERE IN IT! :whistle:

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Cerrydd wrote...

Kotori Ky wrote...

What did I miss? /peer


You didn't miss my megalimerick, right? It was about Garrus' birthday party. AND YOU WERE IN IT! :whistle:


:blink::o:O:O

/dashes off to find it

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Oh em gee, we reached the 15,000 mark. Who wants some cake? Image IPB



And just for Kotori Ky i mixed some vodka in his cake. Eat responsibly my friends

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Yaaay for cake! The vodka is good, but what it needs is some, ahem, Mountain Dew. *sage nod*



*Sigh* My poor poor DH....first I'm on PT6, and frequenting this thread, and he keeps wondering when I'm gonna get tired of it.... ^_^ Then our DD tells him that if we have another baby we should name it "Tali for a sister or Garrus for a brother". As much as I love dat turian, I don't think that would ever fly....

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Mr BlazenGlazen, we can always count on you for the desserts...yum :D

And aynxalot, I feel your pain...when I suggested we name one of our twins "Guybrush", my dumb husband said NO. :P

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Kotori Ky

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Kotori Ky wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

Kotori Ky wrote...

What did I miss? /peer


You didn't miss my megalimerick, right? It was about Garrus' birthday party. AND YOU WERE IN IT! :whistle:


:blink::o:O:O

/dashes off to find it


FOUND IT! *Dies laughing* That's AWESOME. *Is so proud, dabs a tear*<3<3<3

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IKR, Kotori? I was grinning like an idjit to be in there (twice even, I think). We already pretty much agreed Cerryyd is the queen of Epic Limericks. :D

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kglaser wrote...

Mr BlazenGlazen, we can always count on you for the desserts...yum :D
And aynxalot, I feel your pain...when I suggested we name one of our twins "Guybrush", my dumb husband said NO. :P


I am missing the reference on this 'Guybrush". Image IPB But yeah. I know at least one little girl whose father named her 'Chiana' and I learned that, while tempting, may not age well. Though there was this kid in a class I taught named 'Garren', no joke.....*is more tempted*

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 Whew look at all the drinking Shepards! *is sad she can't join in on the trend*

Holy ****... *scrolls up the page* I've ah...got some catching up to do, looks like. You people can't stop being awesome for just one day, let alone 3.

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aynxalot wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Mr BlazenGlazen, we can always count on you for the desserts...yum :D
And aynxalot, I feel your pain...when I suggested we name one of our twins "Guybrush", my dumb husband said NO. :P


I am missing the reference on this 'Guybrush". Image IPB But yeah. I know at least one little girl whose father named her 'Chiana' and I learned that, while tempting, may not age well. Though there was this kid in a class I taught named 'Garren', no joke.....*is more tempted*


He was the main character in the Monkey Island games.  They're old, like me. :P
And there is nothing wrong with "Gareth" (I knew a guy named that) or Garrett (they have those, too).
eta: I love the name "Morgaiah" from Oblivion, but I'd never have the quad to name a daughter that :lol:

Modifié par kglaser, 26 avril 2010 - 12:07 .


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*delurks for 10 seconds*

*Pounces new Garrus photos*

*relurks*

#15074
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Ok guys, to add a little bit more to the sillyness, I've created polls about the showdowns.

Fighting for the love of Garrus (Flammie vs Soltana)
Drinking for the love of Garrus (Cerrydd vs Kglaser)

Also, Garrus.

Does anyone have a new topic to discuss? I'm out of inspiration :/

#15075
kglaser

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LOL Cerrydd, I love it :D

and I want to apologize for spelling your name wrong for the last 50 pages /blush :P hehe

OK here's a topic, and forgive me if everyone already knows the answer but I don't: How old is turian civilization?