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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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#15401
Cerrydd

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Soltana wrote...

My unsuitable romance song pick: Sisqo's Thong Song. Image IPB


I haven't heard that one for ages. But if you look at it that way, there are a lot of unsuitable romance songs. N.E.R.D. - Lapdance. Craig David - What's your flava.

Hey, I'm taking them apple and cinnamon
Girls, I'm feeling them can't stop licking them
Thats why they got me dribbling
Hot fudge sauce and its all over my Timberlands
I take them caramel with a hint of vanilla
With a little chocolate sprinklings
They make me spend my dividends
These sweet things make me feel like a kid again

A whole song about sweets without mentioning liquid sugar or Mountain Dew? Totally unsuitable. :huh:

Bonus track for Garrus tossing Harkin around: Busta Rhymes - Break ya neck.

Any DLC: yes. Since I figured out how to use BF's creditcard to get BW points, nothing's stopping me from buying more DLC. Anything for more Garrus! Too bad my brother won't download any DLC, so that's a bit sucky for my Xbox PTs.

@aynxalot: Yeah, there are a lot of awesome Garrus/Shep vids out there. It will be hard to create something original and awesome. I only have Windows Video Maker, so it's probably going to turn out crappy. Although I have to say, I made a Sims 2 vid to APC's Three Libras once and that wasn't that bad. But WMV is a kind of an annoying program... I still have another idea for a vid, that won't be focussing on Garrus (WAT?!), but he'll be in it of course. I just have no idea when I'll start making that. I still have so many things to do.

Like doing a ****load of dishes. It's almost reaching the ceiling.

#15402
aznsoisauce

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**** me. Look at all the catching up I have to do. :crying: Well...just means I have something to do on my layover in Seattle tomorrow!

Huzzah! 600+ pages, Garrus fans!

Anyone have the full-size one of this, btw? I'm pretty sure it's the only one that I don't have. That I know of.
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Although...seeing it that size...Yep. Definitely going to have to make one of the AdviceGarrus images an avatar.

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You want a really unfitting romance song?

Try playing this during any romance scene. Especially Miranda's, Jack's renegade romance scene, and Jacob's.

WARNING: That song is kinda NSFW.

Modifié par Xsause, 28 avril 2010 - 11:34 .


#15404
aznsoisauce

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@Xsauce - That was the song I played in my head when I danced upon learning Garrus was a romance option.

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There is a song called 'rare old mountain dew' which I'm fairly certain mentions 'taking a sip'. (in fact, I think the last verse mentions greasing your throat with a bukcet of it, or something.) It was the Dubliners or the Pogues or someone (though I think it was a cover of a traditional Irish tune). I must google this when I am not on a very short lunchbreak... sorry. Came to mind after reading Cerrydd's post. I'll... just leave that there. Image IPB
Thanks a lot, Soltana. Thong song has been in my head all day. lol Image IPB

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janeym27 wrote...

There is a song called 'rare old mountain dew' which I'm fairly certain mentions 'taking a sip'. (in fact, I think the last verse mentions greasing your throat with a bukcet of it, or something.) It was the Dubliners or the Pogues or someone (though I think it was a cover of a traditional Irish tune). I must google this when I am not on a very short lunchbreak... sorry. Came to mind after reading Cerrydd's post. I'll... just leave that there. Image IPB


Let's have this in our heads the rest of the day. The Dubliners - Rare Old Mountain Dew.

Away with yer pills, it'll cure all ills,
be ye Pagan, Christian or Jew
So take off your coat
and grease your throat with a bucketful of mountain dew


Thank you Janey :lol:

Edit: The Dubliners & The Pogues - Rare Old Mountain Dew.

Modifié par Cerrydd, 28 avril 2010 - 12:00 .


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Haha, that song's great.

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Modifié par Xsause, 28 avril 2010 - 12:03 .


#15408
aznsoisauce

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I've said it once, I'll say it again: Garrus thread ****ing delivers.

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Wahey, I'm on my lunch break, too. ^v^



...This thread really has slown down... I guess none/not many of the heavy debaters were online when the heavy debate normally comes up (I'm guessing about 22:00 PST)



Once again, no idea of an unsuitable song that I know of. The ones posted seem pretty unsuitable, though.



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For some reason, everytime the words unsuitable songs comes to my head, this thing gets pulled with it, too. It's not even related to Garrus, and I don't think it's suitable for either of them.



Hmm... I guess it's because that's unfitting, too.



I may have had that Advice Garrus picture in full... but I had to jettison some pictures for size/suspicion, and those had to go... *ducks behind cover Mass Effect style*



*realises I've ducked behind a fragile crate*

#15410
Cerrydd

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Obligatory crappy pic edit:

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Oh, and I don't have that advice fullsize azn :(

#15411
Flammie

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I love how you edited Grunt's head onto a little girl (or a boy wearing pink).

#15412
Soltana

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Oh lawd, Cerry. That is just turrible. Image IPB I feel dirty for ever bringing that song up.

Don't worry Janey, I unconsciously started singing it in front of my toddler before I realized what I was doing then broke out into a rendition of Barney the Dinosaur's greatest hits in a wild panic.

I need to bleach my brain with that EPIC Mountain Dew jig.

This post is Garrus-related isn't it? No? Okay, GARRUS! Image IPB

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Flammie wrote...

I love how you edited Grunt's head onto a little girl (or a boy wearing pink).


Yeah, it's a girl. She asks, "Daddy, what's this?". Seriously, imagining that girly voice asking that particular question coming out of Grunt's head cracks me up.

Soltana wrote...

Oh lawd, Cerry. That is just turrible. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png I feel dirty for ever bringing that song up.

Don't worry Janey, I unconsciously started singing it in front of my toddler before I realized what I was doing then broke out into a rendition of Barney the Dinosaur's greatest hits in a wild panic.

I need to bleach my brain with that EPIC Mountain Dew jig.

This post is Garrus-related isn't it? No? Okay, GARRUS! ../../../images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png


Keep 'em dirty songs coming. I can't see or hear enough things without associating it somehow with Garrus.

Singing Thong Song in front of your kid... LOL. I was 11 or 12 when that song came out. I kept singing it all day long, without having a single clue what a 'thong' was.

So um... yeah, GARRUUUS.

Modifié par Cerrydd, 28 avril 2010 - 01:03 .


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Morning, y'all.



So... I drink wine here and hang out in the gutter on the Kaidan thread. I'm surprised I get any writing done at all.

#15415
Mr.BlazenGlazen

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Man what gives. This is probably the slowest the garrus thread has been since i joined the community.

#15416
Kotori Ky

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I've noticed that, too. Personally, I blame work, a slight uptick in a semi-social life, and worrying about moving/money in the next few weeks.



When I think about bad romance songs I just think of the ultra sappy ones that make me want to put a drill in my ear and power it on... like the Titanic love song. (Or maybe it's just because that movie makes me want to retch, too.... then again, most romantic movies do. Ugh. Give me epic battles any day.) Or that 'If you liked then you should have put a ring on it' song... that song gets stuck in my head just thinking about it... crap. Anyway, there are LOTS of songs that would make me curl up and cry if I saw associated with Garrus/Shepard romance... LOTS. But maybe it's because the idea of either of them being sappy makes me twitch.

#15417
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The Shepard I was writing has gotten quiet, probably because I'm on the Thane play through. I won't give her back to Garrus till the next run. I think she's upset with me.



Which is fine, I have other characters whose voices I need to hear. Meghan Shepard needs a vacation.



That and I have no clue about songs, good or otherwise, for Shepard/Garrus.

#15418
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Probably the worst song to have in a romance. Castratikron by dethklok, read the lyrics



lmao

#15419
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I haven't actually played ME2 nor written in a while... I hope Garrus isn't upset.

Kotori Ky wrote...

When I think about bad romance songs I just think of the ultra sappy ones that make me want to put a drill in my ear and power it on... like the Titanic love song. (Or maybe it's just because that movie makes me want to retch, too.... then again, most romantic movies do. Ugh. Give me epic battles any day.) Or that 'If you liked then you should have put a ring on it' song... that song gets stuck in my head just thinking about it... crap. Anyway, there are LOTS of songs that would make me curl up and cry if I saw associated with Garrus/Shepard romance... LOTS. But maybe it's because the idea of either of them being sappy makes me twitch.


All the single ladies, (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies, (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies, (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies, now put your hands up!

*cough* you may now proceed to hate on me.

Modifié par Flammie, 28 avril 2010 - 02:47 .


#15420
AngryP1xel

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Flammie, you're going to get deep fried for that.

#15421
Flammie

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...For the "not played ME2/written in a while" or quoting the song?

#15422
Cerrydd

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Mmm, fried chicken. *hungry*

That reminds me. I didn't eat anything yesterday, and still haven't eaten anything today. Yes. I. AM. HUNGRYYYYYYYYY!

Modifié par Cerrydd, 28 avril 2010 - 02:51 .


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Flammie

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Cerrydd wrote...

Mmm, fried chicken. *hungry*


...MOTHER F-*chicken dives out of window*

#15424
Xsause

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Fried chicken isn't a healthy snack, you know.  :happy:

Modifié par Xsause, 28 avril 2010 - 02:56 .


#15425
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No but ice cold, it is a deelishus breakfast. Flammie I think you're in trouble. 

Modifié par Soltana, 28 avril 2010 - 02:58 .