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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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#15426
Cerrydd

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lol, who said anything about healthy? I don't like to live healthy :P

Don't run, Flammie. I want me some chicken. Too bad you're not dextro-DNA, because now Garrus has to watch how I eat an entire chicken myself. Omnomnomnom.

#15427
AngryP1xel

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Is Garrus studying human eating practices now?

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Soltana

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AngryP1xel wrote...

Flammie, you're going to get deep fried for that.


No. He'd get deep fried for posting this:

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Flammie

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...I wish I voted kglaser in the battle, now.



NO GET OFF ME NAOW!!!!



*dives at Cerrydd, wings flapping frantically, drill pecking her*

#15430
AngryP1xel

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I really wanna see Garrus dance now and it needs to be to that song.

#15431
Cerrydd

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Soltana wrote...

No. He'd get deep fried for posting this:

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WHAT. THE. HELL. He's flexible man! I love it when he bounces, the camera bounces too.

Yeah. Someone should convince Garrus to put on these sexy clothes and do Beyonce's moves.

#15432
AngryP1xel

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Actually, no. Not just Garrus. The entire crew of the Normandy needs to choreograph a dance to that.

#15433
Soltana

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Oh man...eating fried chicken while watching Garrus in a leotard dance like Beyonce is officially my new dream!

#15434
Flammie

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ARGH GET OFF ME SOLTANA!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME DRILL PECK YOU TOO!!!

Watching that made me think of this...

It's not really related to Garrus or that video, but eh.

Apparently one of the dancers in the original video is actually male

Modifié par Flammie, 28 avril 2010 - 03:10 .


#15435
Mr.BlazenGlazen

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Oh shnap. Is this as brawl i'm seeing? Who wants some tapioca?



*chucks chunks of tapioca pudding at flammie, Cerrydd. And then chucks pudding at Soltana for no raison*

#15436
Flammie

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SCREW YOU AND YOUR PUDDING TOO! I'M NOT DRUNK BUT I'M ANGREH!!!1!



AND WHY DOES MY PUDDING GET RAISINS BUT SOLTANA'S DOESN'T?!



*cough* I'm a little angry I tried pouring myself some Diet Coke (yeah, laugh it up, you drunkies) and ended up making a mess. Those bottles were too full...

#15437
Cerrydd

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Flammie wrote...

*cough* I'm a little angry I tried pouring myself some Diet Coke (yeah, laugh it up, you drunkies) and ended up making a mess. Those bottles were too full...


You are the embodiment of Diet Coke. That's why I used it in my megalimerick :P

So... Garrus, anyone?

#15438
Flammie

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Since when was I the embodiment of Diet Coke? Even Garrus tastes like Mountain Dew...

#15439
Xsause

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Soltana wrote...

Oh man...eating fried chicken while watching Garrus in a leotard dance like Beyonce is officially my new dream!


I just had to do it.

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All the single Shepards
All the single Shepards
All the single Shepards
All the single Shepards
All the single Shepards
All the single Shepards
All the single Shepards

Modifié par Xsause, 28 avril 2010 - 04:03 .


#15440
Flammie

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Wait, is Garrus looking up someone that isn't FemShep?

#15441
Xsause

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It's okay, Flammie. He didn't put a ring on it.

#15442
Flammie

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Hah, fair enough ^v^



Wait... why do I care what happens to FemShep?

#15443
Mr.BlazenGlazen

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Prepare to hate me moar. Imagine watching garrus eat something while making him uncomfortable by putting on this song



Interior crocodile alligator

I drive a chevorlet movie theater.

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Just popping in to give some Garrus love and support, and I just have to say this is the most random page to just start reading.

Fried chicken.  Forumites getting drill pecked.  Tapioca.  And this!
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Best thread on the forums.  I love you guys.

#15445
Xsause

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Beyonce!Garrus is now officially my Fanfiction.Net avatar.



It is glorious.

Modifié par Xsause, 28 avril 2010 - 05:18 .


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Ack, Beyonce!Garrus killed the thread!

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So... I have a writerly type question for y'all.

In ME1, I had one of my Sheps renegade the Consort, expecting money and getting a freebie in return. I think Garrus needs to give her crap about it. What do you think he'd say?  (This is also the Shep that romances him.)

Modifié par Sialater, 28 avril 2010 - 05:41 .


#15448
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Sialater wrote...

So... I have a writerly type question for y'all.

In ME1, I had one of my Sheps renegade the Consort, expecting money and getting a freebie in return. I think Garrus needs to give her crap about it. What do you think he'd say?  (This is also the Shep that romances him.)


Garrus> What the hell were you thinking, Shepard?  I never imagined you of all people using someone like that.  After everything this crew has been through, all you're worried about is getting some private time with an asari?

#15449
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Brass_Buckles wrote...

Sialater wrote...

So... I have a writerly type question for y'all.

In ME1, I had one of my Sheps renegade the Consort, expecting money and getting a freebie in return. I think Garrus needs to give her crap about it. What do you think he'd say?  (This is also the Shep that romances him.)


Garrus> What the hell were you thinking, Shepard?  I never imagined you of all people using someone like that.  After everything this crew has been through, all you're worried about is getting some private time with an asari?


He needs to say it in ME2.  It's a little late to make her feel guilty.

#15450
Brass_Buckles

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Sialater wrote...

Brass_Buckles wrote...

Sialater wrote...

So... I have a writerly type question for y'all.

In ME1, I had one of my Sheps renegade the Consort, expecting money and getting a freebie in return. I think Garrus needs to give her crap about it. What do you think he'd say?  (This is also the Shep that romances him.)


Garrus> What the hell were you thinking, Shepard?  I never imagined you of all people using someone like that.  After everything this crew has been through, all you're worried about is getting some private time with an asari?


He needs to say it in ME2.  It's a little late to make her feel guilty.


Okay, then...

Garrus> Are you sure this isn't just a little xenophilia on your part, Shepard?  I'm not interested in being another name on your list of alien conquests, and I haven't forgotten about that time with the Consort.  Look, I know you can find somebody closer to home.

How's that?