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[janeym27]

Soltana wrote...

kglaser wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

Pick an orifice, and stick with it!

Is that hidden romance dialogue on the ME2 disc?

You filled my mind with so much dirty. I hope you're happy with yourself!

Tsk. Such filthy minds in this thread.

kglaser wrote...

From motivationals thread (no, not mine!)

The other 5% fall apart due to an unbalanced reach:flexibility ratio.

[kglaser]

janeym27 wrote...

The other 5% fall apart due to an unbalanced reach:flexibility ratio.

Too bad Mordin wasn't around.  I'll bet he could have come up with a solution for that problem somehow.  He's a freakin' medical genius. :happy:

[Cerrydd]

Orifice and sticks? Hmm. Yeah. XD

[janeym27]

Cerrydd wrote...

Orifice and sticks? Hmm. Yeah. XD

How's that wine coming, Cerrydd?

[Cerrydd]

Yeah, you guys are doing a great job, drinking for Garrus and me. That alcohol is hitting me like a rocket to the face.

I also have that GEICO/BK song in my head.

[Jackalope]

While this plan might work for Kaiden or Jacob, it did not occur to Shepard that Garrus had no idea what a push-up bra was for.

[Cerrydd]

Heh. "Your, uhm... hair... looks good... and that... thing... looks... very supportive."

[janeym27]

Dammit. The one problem with a Garrus/Kasumi team is this: Kasumi seems to get all the best lines no matter what slots he's in. and in the Collector base, Garrus falls over.

[janeym27]

Removing the double post to stop the unrelenting teasing from Cerrydd!! 

Modifié par janeym27, 01 mai 2010 - 02:48 .

[Cerrydd]

Easy on the wine, Janey. I'm seeing double. ^^

[janeym27]

Oh, yes. My spacing got a little iffy there...And my punctuation.

It may be time for me to call it a night (after I kill these things, that is! XD)

I'm not very drunk yet, though. 'Cos I'm not singing about Mountain Dew.


EDIT: and appareantly I double posted. Again <_<

Modifié par janeym27, 01 mai 2010 - 02:47 .

[Kotori Ky]

*Laughs* Aww, can't hold your drink, janey?



I've always found it amusing that people have Shepard using that outfit to talk to Garrus. Turains aren't going to see a partially undressed human and go 'oh yum!' They're probably going to go 'Wow... that's... different.'

[kglaser]

Cerrydd wrote...

Easy on the wine, Janey. I'm seeing double. ^^

Closing one eye helps with that in a firefight.

[kglaser]

Kotori Ky wrote...

*Laughs* Aww, can't hold your drink, janey?

I've always found it amusing that people have Shepard using that outfit to talk to Garrus. Turains aren't going to see a partially undressed human and go 'oh yum!' They're probably going to go 'Wow... that's... different.'

Yet if I saw a partially undressed turian I'd be all
:O:O

Unless it was Garrus undressed, in which case I'd skip straight to complete unconsciousness.

[janeym27]

Kotori Ky wrote...

*Laughs* Aww, can't hold your drink, janey?

I've always found it amusing that people have Shepard using that outfit to talk to Garrus. Turains aren't going to see a partially undressed human and go 'oh yum!' They're probably going to go 'Wow... that's... different.'

You, madam, insult my honor! 

Garrus doesn't think Shepard is sexy for her hawtness and body. He thinks she is sexy for her mind and badassery. He doesn't have a human fetish, people!

lol "Your...bra is...very supportive".

[kglaser]

janeym27 wrote...
He doesn't have a human fetish, people!

Suuuuure, Garrus...you just keep telling yourself that... :innocent:
j/k I know he just has a Shepard fetish

[Cerrydd]

Well, female human bodies and asari bodies look pretty much the same, so it's not really a surprise to see boobs. Unless the asari mind trick is real (Illium bachelor party).

Do you girls think Garrus has ever seen a human woman naked? In Fornax or something? Or is Shep's body really a surprise?

I should really go to bed, but now I'm curious.

[kglaser]

Guys! Another poll where Garrus needs our support (this one is a Google spreadsheet, kinda different and I liked the questions BUT THE LAST ONE is especially important, hehe)



http://social.biowar...5/index/2470852

[kglaser]

Cerrydd wrote...

Well, female human bodies and asari bodies look pretty much the same, so it's not really a surprise to see boobs. Unless the asari mind trick is real (Illium bachelor party).
Do you girls think Garrus has ever seen a human woman naked? In Fornax or something? Or is Shep's body really a surprise?
I should really go to bed, but now I'm curious.

From how nervous he seemed about the whole thing, and the emphasis on "research", I'd vote that he's never even seen one.

[janeym27]

Cerrydd wrote...

Well, female human bodies and asari bodies look pretty much the same, so it's not really a surprise to see boobs. Unless the asari mind trick is real (Illium bachelor party).
Do you girls think Garrus has ever seen a human woman naked? In Fornax or something? Or is Shep's body really a surprise?
I should really go to bed, but now I'm curious.

I'd say... not. At least not 'in that way'.

I like to think he is constantly surprised and bewildered in the early stages of their relationship.

Garrus: "WFT is that thing? Seriously? I mean.. 'those' - um.... Oh god, humans are so soft. Ew, ew ,ew!"

Meanwhle, Shepard, while no more experienced, is far less awkward and cnfused.

Shepard: "Ah, so that's what that's for!"

I think I should go to bed. The ducks are officially awake.

[janeym27]

Why do I kill 'most every thread I post in?

[Collider]

RIP Garrus thread.

[Chimervera]

It's not dead! It's just...sleeping.

*cough* Or passed out drunk...

Modifié par Chimervera, 01 mai 2010 - 03:30 .

[WarlordFil]

Don't worry Garrus thread, I'll save you!



The way I see it, to Garrus, images of naked humans would be like...well...everybody think of a sexual thing that isn't your thing, and it would kind of be like that. He's probably seen an image of a naked human, but never bothered to really *study* it...beyond a passing curious glance, or maybe telling another C-sec officer that his screen saver is NSFW



Until Shepard. Suddenly he realizes that maybe he does care after all. And maybe he should have paid more attention to those screen savers.