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[kglaser]

Cerrydd wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Just like the Inverted Anderson-trippy Unicorn Cake.

Stop staring at upside-down Anderson, the cake and the unicorns. Garrus is in the pic too, you know.

Heat sink heat sink heat sink
(why is that freaking funny? LOL)

[Cerrydd]

Reposting for you, kglaser:



I don't know why I love this pic. Probably because it's absolutely absurd. I'm weird or something. But at least it's not my wallpaper anymore haha.

[silentstephi]

Such...a bizzare. Picture.
Guh.

So, is it just me, or am I missing a race here:

3 Fingers -
Salarian
Turian
Quarian
Vorcha
Volus
Hanar (it's at the end of the tenticle)
Krogan
Elcor (hard to see but thank you Elcor bouncer!)

"4" Fingers
Drell

5 Fingers
Humans
Asari
Batarians

Notice all the non 3 finger races pretty much share body models

Modifié par silentstephi, 07 mai 2010 - 02:11 .

[kglaser]

What is your wallpaper now Cerrydd?

and Nevara did we drive off the Talimancer visitors with our convo about Garrus spending the night? LOL (hope not)

And, presenting the Greatest Garrus Art Evar. (again)





And upside-down Anderson in that ludicrous unicorn pic reduces me to helpless giggles every time I see it. LMAO!!

[Cerrydd]

kglaser wrote...

What is your wallpaper now Cerrydd?

I changed it yesterday to this:



I still love this one a lot. It has femShep, Garrus, Grunt with a fish icecream/lollipop and a lot of PINK. Incredible. If that femShep wasn't a blonde, it would be perfect .

And upside-down Anderson in that ludicrous unicorn pic reduces me to helpless giggles every time I see it. LMAO!!

Ha, I know. Upside-down Anderson never gets old. It makes me laugh everytime . We're silly.

@ silentstephi: Hmmm... I think you got them all.

Oh BTW, ME artbooks can be found on teh internetz.

Modifié par Cerrydd, 07 mai 2010 - 02:11 .

[Nivenus]

Didn't drive me off. I just have other things to work on.

[silentstephi]

Oooh amazon has it too. Hoorays. I think Bioware still gets monies that way. Gah, I want an RPG book so badly...

[Nevara]

kglaser wrote...

What is your wallpaper now Cerrydd?
and Nevara did we drive off the Talimancer visitors with our convo about Garrus spending the night? LOL (hope not)
And, presenting the Greatest Garrus Art Evar. (again)


And upside-down Anderson in that ludicrous unicorn pic reduces me to helpless giggles every time I see it. LMAO!!

I have no idea...  our devotion is only for the strong 

[silentstephi]

CamoBadger wrote...

silentstephi wrote...

Yea I realize the hanar are evilspace jellies, but even if they're all single sex, we don't know.  No codec entry to tell us if they have gender.  Be interesting to know.

We know drell have females, but since Thane, Feron and Koylat are the only ones we've seen in cannon, hard to think what their fems would look/be like.

Still... want fem turians.  So bad.  My favorite OC has gender identity crisis over this fact!

Would you like to 'meet' Charla? Not as good as the real thing, no picture yet (because nobody will draw her for me), but I have a physical description as well as a psych. profile.

Meet 'Charla'?  Who is this?  (I totally meant to ask this earlier but missed it.)

[Aricle]

silentstephi wrote...
Tangent is tangent.
Pillows made out of wood? Really? Ouch! I wonder why we need them though? Is it purely a comfort thing? If so, I wonder if turians would find a pillow even comfortable. Possibly they'd have a cultural/alien equivalent.
BIOWARE, WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT TURIAN PILLOWS LOOK LIKE! >.>

I was having work done on my house, wooden floor refinishing, came home and the worker was lying on the wooden floor with his head on a phone book for a pillow, asleep. Looked terribly uncomfortable to me! But he looked very peaceful.

Yes, BioWare, pillows and some pillow talk, too.

[kglaser]

Yeah, me too..."Charla" who? /intrigued

[Nevara]

kglaser wrote...

Yeah, me too..."Charla" who? /intrigued

Uh, the human is lost here.

[Nevara]

Alrighty... I think I'm just about completed w/ my skit... will be much fun... (for me anyways *scratches head* don't know if it'll be fun for any of ya'll) just gimme a few more minutes...

[kglaser]

Come on Nevara, it's a friendly atmosphere here, we won't ridicule you right people? post it!

[Nevara]

*sigh* well there's some encouragement if I ever needed any for my deviance.

Just one sec... giving myself some censorship...

Modifié par Nevara, 07 mai 2010 - 02:32 .

[Nevara]

Alright it is completed! *Fanfare and applause*

[Nevara]

Alright my warning is this, yes I am cheesy, hopeless romantic, I might be the ultimate pessimist but I like to be pleasantly surprised. Here goes...



Garrus: "Hey dad, I'd like you to meet Commander Shepard. Shepard, this is my father."

Shepard: *nods* nice to meet you sir. Garrus has told me a lot about you.

Happy

PV: "Garrus, this is that Human Spectre that you served with? You know how I feel about that."

Garrus: "Yeah, I know you don't like them and she's double damned, but there's something WE are here to talk about..."

PV: "You're not sleeping with her are you?!"

Garrus: "Yeah, screwed her the way she should have been screwed. *whispers* you know cos she was really uptight. But she got it and could handle it better than any female I've been with..."

Shepard: "But that's not the only reason we came to see you, sir."

PV: Oh really! I have nothing to say to some human *****!

Garrus: Don't say that about the mother of your grandchild!!!

PV: What the ****! No, it's inconcievable! You must be joking!

Shepard: *grabs Papa by the collar* Look I didn't come for your congratulations, or praise or acceptance! I am certainly with child and if you in your neadrathal wisdom have a problem with that then to hell with you. I came for Garrus not you.

Garrus *smirking* well technically you came a few times to get into this position.

Shepard: *smirks* yeah you are just a culpable in this there... Daddy!

PV: Hello, um, you are joking right? Please tell me your joking...

Garrus: Why would I joke like that?

Shepard: Yeah he got the stick up his *** from you remember...

Garrus: Accept it or not this is my fiancee and the mother of my child

Shepard: Wait what, back up there a second

PV: Yeah repeat that again

Garrus: Um, fiancee

PV: Ah hell, the day just keeps getting worse.

Shepard: Are you sure?

PV: Yeah I'm sure.

Shepard: I wasn't talking to you!

Garrus: Yeah I am. You are all I've got after everything. and now with this life that was created. I need and... love... you more than ever. Like I always have, I just couldn't put it into words.

PV: *facepalm* you know that this is a mistake.

Garrus: Yeah, it was a mistake bringing my bride here in her condition to deal with you.

Shepard: Wait, the human is lost here. You... love me? When did this happen?

hehehehehe good part

Garrus: Since I watched you dance at Flux.

Shepard: *facepalm* I was drunk that night.

Garrus: But you were still beautiful. Caring. That's why I love you. I need you. You've saved me more times than I can count.

PV: Ah hell, what am I to do with this.

Garrus: It's not your choice and this is a consequence WE are both willing to take.

Shepard: I never said yes.

Garrus: That's right. Will you then be my mate?

Shepard: Sure. You are the only person that I trust in this galaxy after everything as well.

Shepard: We do need a witness, and I would be honored sir if you would be there.

PV: I will then, not for you though, human... but for my son and his feelings about you and this seed that is growing within.

Shepard: Let's do it right now then, I'll call Anderson.

*END SCENE!*





Read... hopefully makes giggles... enjoy... runs to corner to prepare for heckling

[kglaser]

LOL "Mutant babies Garrus!!"

haha I thought it was funny and well-written in a crackfic-ish sort of way



and props to you for posting. I would never have had the quad to post anything of mine. Kudos!

[silentstephi]

[Nevara]

*bows* thanks... I was warned of what was to come... so well prepared in that sense....
*runs back to corner to hide*

[Cerrydd]

Nevara wrote...

Shepard: Wait, the human is lost here. You... love me? When did this happen?
hehehehehe good part
Garrus: Since I watched you dance at Flux.
Shepard: *facepalm* I was drunk that night.
Garrus: But you were still beautiful. Caring. That's why I love you. I need you. You've saved me more times than I can count.

Garrus: You also started asking for mutant babies. I dragged you back into your cabin and you got pregnant.
PV:

[Nevara]

WIN!

[kglaser]

I like him bragging to his dad that he gave it to her good <BWEG>

That's so...so SICK. I approve.

[Nevara]

kglaser wrote...

I like him bragging to his dad that he gave it to her good
That's so...so SICK. I approve.

It's even better because he did it right in front of her.

Nothing like rubbing all the supposed "wrong" things in your father's face.

Modifié par Nevara, 07 mai 2010 - 03:06 .

[WarlordFil]

Silentstephi it sounds like you and I know some of the same people, re: gargoyles fandom, fanfic, etc...you weren't ever on the Station 8 boards, were you?



Pillows: I imagine Garrus sleeps permanently on his side. I can't sleep on my back, though for me it's got less to do with a headful of spikes and more to do with stomach discomfort, needing to sleep with my knee up on a pillow, etc. I have no idea how the cuddle scene from Shep's cabin would actually work in practice.



Mordin's Bottle Opener: Is Awesome, Enough Said



Fiction in general: The internet is big, everyone starts somewhere, and if you have haters, tell them to frig off and go read something else, being as the internet is free an' all.