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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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#17626
kglaser

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Oh, yeah...there's "a hole". Damn.

Also, we know ryncol won't kill Shepard...who else do you think could tolerate it? I nominate Garrus since he survived a rocket to the face. And Zaeed, since he's tough as century-old beef jerky.

#17627
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CamoBadger wrote...

You know what I would really like to see at some point? Some of the crew needs to get into a drinking contest. I think Garrus would involve himself, and definately Jack, and hopefully Shep.


I just want to see the entire crew having a party. I don't care if it's on the Normandy or in a club, I just want to have a good time with my crew. Jacob keeps telling me we'll spill some drinks on the Citadel, but there's no option to do that :(. It would hilarious if everybody ends up totally wasted. Shepard stumbling to the bathroom to take a ******, only to find 2 random squadmates getting it on in there...

And drinking (contests) is relevant to our interest. Right, Garrusfans? :P

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Cerrydd wrote...

I just want to see the entire crew having a party. I don't care if it's on the Normandy or in a club, I just want to have a good time with my crew. Jacob keeps telling me we'll spill some drinks on the Citadel, but there's no option to do that :(. It would hilarious if everybody ends up totally wasted. Shepard stumbling to the bathroom to take a ******, only to find 2 random squadmates getting it on in there...

And drinking (contests) is relevant to our interest. Right, Garrusfans? :P


So...someone BESIDES shep getting it on? That's blasphemy!

#17629
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This is us.

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CamoBadger wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

I just want to see the entire crew having a party. I don't care if it's on the Normandy or in a club, I just want to have a good time with my crew. Jacob keeps telling me we'll spill some drinks on the Citadel, but there's no option to do that :(. It would hilarious if everybody ends up totally wasted. Shepard stumbling to the bathroom to take a ******, only to find 2 random squadmates getting it on in there...
And drinking (contests) is relevant to our interest. Right, Garrusfans? :P

So...someone BESIDES shep getting it on? That's blasphemy!

No no, that's LOGIC. XD
And I'm totally on board with a post mission drinking binge on the Citadel.  Would be fun to watch. ^.^

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kglaser wrote...

This is us.
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Yup.
/pours herself a baileys

Time to try and iron out more of the fic.
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#17632
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CamoBadger wrote...

So...someone BESIDES shep getting it on? That's blasphemy!


As long as it's not Garrus in that bathroom with someone else... :devil:

But seriously, I wouldn't mind if other squadmates got together. Probably won't happen, but hey. I don't mind if they blow off some steam together ;).

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Cerrydd wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

So...someone BESIDES shep getting it on? That's blasphemy!


As long as it's not Garrus in that bathroom with someone else... :devil:

But seriously, I wouldn't mind if other squadmates got together. Probably won't happen, but hey. I don't mind if they blow off some steam together ;).


Grunt and Miri...

No, it would be Kelly and Thane.

#17634
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I...I'm sorry for inflicting this upon you all. But I just felt like doing it. It's a bit of a work in progress.

Hey guys, it's Lady GarGar!

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Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my sniper face

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Oma, Ome-ga
Gar Gar, ooh la la
Want your Shep romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Oma, Ome-ga
Gar Gar, ooh la la
Want your Shep romance

You say I'm ugly, but I know it's a tease
You want me calibratin' the new Normandy
You want my love
Love, love, love
You want my love

I want your upgrades, want you in command
I want our foreheads to touch in our scene
I want your love
Love, love, love
I want your love

You want me loyal, I want my revenge
You and me, we're like a Talimance
You want me loyal then I want my revenge
You and me, we're like a Talimance

Caught in a Shep Romance


#17635
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Jacob and his bad self.

#17636
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Hey, Garrus! How are those calibrations coming along?

#17637
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Garrus Vakarian wrote...

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Oma, Ome-ga
Gar Gar, ooh la la
Want your Shep romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Oma, Ome-ga
Gar Gar, ooh la la
Want your Shep romance

You say I'm ugly, but I know it's a tease
You want me calibratin' the new Normandy
You want my love
Love, love, love
You want my love

I want your upgrades, want you in command
I want our foreheads to touch in our scene
I want your love
Love, love, love
I want your love

You want me loyal, I want my revenge
You and me, we're like a Talimance
You want me loyal then I want my revenge
You and me, we're like a Talimance

Caught in a Shep Romance


Garrus, I didn't think it was possible to love you any more than I already did.  How wrong I was.
<3:wizard:<3

#17638
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CamoBadger wrote...

Grunt and Miri...

No, it would be Kelly and Thane.


I don't know why, but I keep pairing Thane with Samara in my head.

And oh my gods, I support Shep Romance as a song in ME3. Good job, Garrus. You were working on that instead of calibrations, huh?

#17639
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Is there any way we could put together a video that looked like Garrus was dancing to that song? Holy cow, I'd watch the heck out of that. :D

There's already a pretty good music video set to that Mindless Self Indulgence song, so why not?

#17640
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Cerrydd wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

Grunt and Miri...

No, it would be Kelly and Thane.


I don't know why, but I keep pairing Thane with Samara in my head.

And oh my gods, I support Shep Romance as a song in ME3. Good job, Garrus. You were working on that instead of calibrations, huh?

I write songs between calibrations.

#17641
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Garrus Vakarian wrote...

I write songs between calibrations.


Can I place a request? I know there's nothing to do until we will fight the Reapers one last time except for some calibrations. Maybe you can rewrite this song? Shepard loves Mountain Dew and I'm sure she'll appreciate that.

:wizard:

Modifié par Cerrydd, 08 mai 2010 - 01:34 .


#17642
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I can think of something else for you to do between calibrations. Meet me in the cargo hold.

#17643
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kglaser wrote...

Oh, yeah...there's "a hole". Damn.
Also, we know ryncol won't kill Shepard...who else do you think could tolerate it? I nominate Garrus since he survived a rocket to the face. And Zaeed, since he's tough as century-old beef jerky.




Unfortunately, our favorite Turian can't process levo amino acid based drinks.

#17644
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ummm...okay, that is a strange choice for location kg.

#17645
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CamoBadger wrote...

ummm...okay, that is a strange choice for location kg.




Better than the engine room. At least that shuttle has leather seats.

#17646
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Lemonwizard wrote...

CamoBadger wrote...

ummm...okay, that is a strange choice for location kg.


Better than the engine room. At least that shuttle has leather seats.

And less of an audience. XD

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I just had a very creepy thought of the shuttle rocking back and forth...*shutters*

#17648
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CamoBadger wrote...

I just had a very creepy thought of the shuttle rocking back and forth...*shutters*


With voices coming out of it...

"This looks interesting."
"I love this rifle."
"We could use that."
"IMPRESSIVE!"


And obligatory...

"Never saw me coming!"

(I feel dirrty right now)

#17649
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I'm...I'm going to walk away for a little bit here...that just disturbed me on so many levels

#17650
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I thought the GarGar picture was way too hilarious to refrain from adding a caption and posting it in the motivational thread.