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#17776
Mr.BlazenGlazen

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And that means shepard is nihlus, and cerberus actually revived a turian spectre.....wait a sec.

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Cats and dogs, living together...total insanity!! I can't TAKE IT sdkjfghsrtlhgcw o_O

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And if nihlus is femshep....that means garrus has feelings for a male turian. Unless nihlus was female the whole time.

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Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

And if nihlus is femshep....that means garrus has feelings for a male turian. Unless nihlus was female the whole time.

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By using hypothetical syllogism, modus tollens, and half a bottle of white wine, I have concluded that Nihlus was, in fact, a kumquat.

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Kim Shepard wrote...

If we add the theory that Shepard is turning into Saren, then that makes three times. o_o; On the other hand, if Shepard is Saren, then that means Saren is Shepard... and Saren killed Sovereign!


"People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it." - Fight Club

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#17782
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 Oops, posted in the wrong thread. Carry on. 

Modifié par sergio71785, 09 mai 2010 - 01:19 .


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sergio, someone over in the Tali thread needs your hat.

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Mr.BlazenGlazen

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sergio71785 wrote...

 Oops, posted in the wrong thread. Carry on. 


No damn it stay here lol. Don't be sorry just pust more!

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GAH!! I hate you all for screwing with my sleep-deprived severely hungover brain!

Except I love you. Don't mind me.

Garrus.

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Soltana wrote...

GAH!! I hate you all for screwing with my sleep-deprived severely hungover brain!

Except I love you. Don't mind me.

Garrus.


lol, awesome

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Kim Shepard

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Too bad Cerberus (probably) won't bring a turian Spectre back to life. My FemShep would pay a lot of credits for that.

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

And if nihlus is femshep....that means garrus has feelings for a male turian. Unless nihlus was female the whole time.

This just reminded me of a video on youtube where FemShep's character model was replaced by Garrus, so Garrus was talking in a woman's voice the whole time. xD

Wait, if Shepard, Saren, and Nihlus are all the same person... three different minds that are one, and can jump between bodies... they are Legion, or a Reaper. I think their glowing eyes lean more towards the Reaper theory. "Assuming direct control!"

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Kim Shepard wrote...

Too bad Cerberus (probably) won't bring a turian Spectre back to life. My FemShep would pay a lot of credits for that.

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

And if nihlus is femshep....that means garrus has feelings for a male turian. Unless nihlus was female the whole time.

This just reminded me of a video on youtube where FemShep's character model was replaced by Garrus, so Garrus was talking in a woman's voice the whole time. xD

Wait, if Shepard, Saren, and Nihlus are all the same person... three different minds that are one, and can jump between bodies... they are Legion, or a Reaper. I think their glowing eyes lean more towards the Reaper theory. "Assuming direct control!"

Now Mass Effect is starting to sound like the movie Identity.  Image IPB

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Ugh.  It's sorta important for me to think that if Garrus was engaging in any sort of romantic interlude with Shepard, he would be in his right mind.
<----totally read the masskink stories with Nihlus and Saren
<----therefore, completely huge hypocrite
:whistle:

#17790
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Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...
No damn it stay here lol. Don't be sorry just pust more!


It was an off-topic (well, for this thread anyway) image, so I removed it so as not to spam. 


But here you go. I originally posted this on the Tali thread, but it's probably more appropriate here <3

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Garrus: Hey, now that the Normandy has a bar, aren't you afraid Grunt and Zaeed will take all the drinks?

Shepard: Not to worry, look what I had installed.

*Shepard pulls a lever, and the bar descends into the lower deck*

Garrus: A secret descending platform. Shepard, you're a genius.

-On the engineering deck-

Tali: Keelah, not this thing again. *Starts grabbing some drinks* Well, at least Grunt and Zaeed will be happy...

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I'm sure everyone here gets the reference. But just in case... :bandit:

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sergio71785 wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...
No damn it stay here lol. Don't be sorry just pust more!


It was an off-topic (well, for this thread anyway) image, so I removed it so as not to spam. 


But here you go. I originally posted this on the Tali thread, but it's probably more appropriate here <3

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Garrus: Hey, now that the Normandy has a bar, aren't you afraid Grunt and Zaeed will take all the drinks?

Shepard: Not to worry, look what I had installed.

*Shepard pulls a lever, and the bar descends into the lower deck*

Garrus: A secret descending platform. Shepard, you're a genius.

-On the engineering deck-

Tali: Keelah, not this thing again. *Starts grabbing some drinks* Well, at least Grunt and Zaeed will be happy...

---
I'm sure everyone here gets the reference. But just in case... :bandit:


Now where was that comic that someone in particular made just for that commercial....

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irene9876 wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Too bad Cerberus (probably) won't bring a turian Spectre back to life. My FemShep would pay a lot of credits for that.

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

And if nihlus is femshep....that means garrus has feelings for a male turian. Unless nihlus was female the whole time.

This just reminded me of a video on youtube where FemShep's character model was replaced by Garrus, so Garrus was talking in a woman's voice the whole time. xD

Wait, if Shepard, Saren, and Nihlus are all the same person... three different minds that are one, and can jump between bodies... they are Legion, or a Reaper. I think their glowing eyes lean more towards the Reaper theory. "Assuming direct control!"

Now Mass Effect is starting to sound like the movie Identity.  Image IPB

Now that you mentioned it, this started to remind me of a movie I saw years ago, but I didn't remember the name of it, so I looked up Identity, and it was the same movie. xD

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Gah... conspiracy theories? That requires too much thinking. :P

*walks out with beer and DA:O*

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Kim Shepard wrote...

irene9876 wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Too bad Cerberus (probably) won't bring a turian Spectre back to life. My FemShep would pay a lot of credits for that.

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

And if nihlus is femshep....that means garrus has feelings for a male turian. Unless nihlus was female the whole time.

This just reminded me of a video on youtube where FemShep's character model was replaced by Garrus, so Garrus was talking in a woman's voice the whole time. xD

Wait, if Shepard, Saren, and Nihlus are all the same person... three different minds that are one, and can jump between bodies... they are Legion, or a Reaper. I think their glowing eyes lean more towards the Reaper theory. "Assuming direct control!"

Now Mass Effect is starting to sound like the movie Identity.  Image IPB

Now that you mentioned it, this started to remind me of a movie I saw years ago, but I didn't remember the name of it, so I looked up Identity, and it was the same movie. xD


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Modifié par irene9876, 09 mai 2010 - 01:43 .


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Cerrydd wrote...

Gah... conspiracy theories? That requires too much thinking. :P

*walks out with beer and DA:O*


What if cerrydd and kotori are the same drunken people?

Oh dear here we go again.

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Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

What if cerrydd and kotori are the same drunken people?

Oh dear here we go again.


- We both love Garrus
- We both love alcohol
- We both have a drinking Shep avatar

Only difference is... Her drink is green, mine is pink. Pink is the complementary colour of green. She is my shadow. Or I am hers.

#17798
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<---annoyed at my inability to find either magic fridge cartoon /pout

I iz master Googler. But having off night. :/

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<---- is awesome.

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:wizard:

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IMPRESSIVE cerrydd! :D

Now go write some limericks in the limerick thread for old times' :wizard:

Modifié par kglaser, 09 mai 2010 - 02:06 .