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[Chimervera]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Chimervera wrote...


Speaking of fics that can't be found, has anyone ever encountered a "Sailor Mass Effect" fic? Because I read about it somewhere, and it was apparently very horrible and illogical, but the link was broken and I've never been able to find it. If it is ever found, it goes straight to the top of the spork list!

When you say Sailor Mass Effect, is it as in Sailor Moon and Mass Effect?
Did they find the Moon Kigndom and the Sailor Scouts?
If yes, then that's just wow...wow.

Actually, Shepard was Sailor Mindoir, Ash was Sailor Eden Prime, Liara was Sailor Therum, Tali was Sailor Flotilla....

From the excerpts I saw, it was truly stupid. Ever since, I've wanted to find the actual fic and KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it remains stubbornly hidden, so I'll just spork stupid Garrus fics instead.

[Xsause]

Chimervera wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

Chimervera wrote...


Speaking of fics that can't be found, has anyone ever encountered a "Sailor Mass Effect" fic? Because I read about it somewhere, and it was apparently very horrible and illogical, but the link was broken and I've never been able to find it. If it is ever found, it goes straight to the top of the spork list!

When you say Sailor Mass Effect, is it as in Sailor Moon and Mass Effect?
Did they find the Moon Kigndom and the Sailor Scouts?
If yes, then that's just wow...wow.

Actually, Shepard was Sailor Mindoir, Ash was Sailor Eden Prime, Liara was Sailor Therum, Tali was Sailor Flotilla....

From the excerpts I saw, it was truly stupid. Ever since, I've wanted to find the actual fic and KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it remains stubbornly hidden, so I'll just spork stupid Garrus fics instead.

This so makes me want to write a Captain Planet/Mass Effect crossover.

GRUNT: EARTH!

GARRUS: FIRE!

TALI: WIND!

SAMARA: WATER!

SHEPARD: HEART!

"BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN ANDERSON!"

[LOLandStuff]

Well, I guess only the Sailor Scouts of Normandy can save the Galaxy from the Dark Forces of Evil and Negative Energy with the power of Love and Friendship.

[Bugsie]

Xsause wrote...

janeym27 wrote...


Sure, but I meant fanfiction on fanfiction.net in general. Some of the things I've seen and read I kinda wish I could unread.
Rule 34 and rule 35 are true. Oh, I’ve seen things, people. Things which cannot be unseen….
 

Now we're on that subject, I thought I'd repost this:






 

I had to laugh out loud when I logged on tonight and saw this - because I just happened to be thinking about smutty fan fiction right at the moment I clicked into this thread!!  I was curious about the smutty stuff - some of it reads more like a Blaze Mills and Boon just substitute hot love interest for sexy Turian, sexy Drell or whatever alien is getting your rocks off, and there you have a story!!  

Having said that I've read good (some of it smutty good Garrus stuff) and bad fan fic so I'm not going to be too critical of amateurs because I'm an amateur fiction writer myself - I'd say amateur poets are worse, being that earnest can be quite excrutiating for those at the recieving end (think Vogon poetry and you know what I'm talking about).

[Xsause]

Buggirl70 wrote...

I'd say amateur poets are worse, being that earnest can be quite excrutiating for those at the recieving end (think Vogon poetry and you know what I'm talking about).

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

Modifié par Xsause, 14 mai 2010 - 01:28 .

[Chimervera]

Xsause wrote...
This so makes me want to write a Captain Planet/Mass Effect crossover.

GRUNT: EARTH!

GARRUS: FIRE!

TALI: WIND!

SAMARA: WATER!

SHEPARD: HEART!

"BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN ANDERSON!"

Brb LOLing forever!

LOLandStuff wrote...

Well, I guess only the Sailor Scouts of Normandy can save the Galaxy from the Dark Forces of Evil and Negative Energy with the power of Love and Friendship.
*Picture snip*

Fighting Reapers by starlight,
Punching reporters by daylight,
Running headfirst into all fights,
She is the one named Sailor Shepard

She will never turn her back on credits,
Punching those who discredit,
Never submitting to edits!
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

Sailor Therum!
Sailor Flotilla!
Sailor Chakwas!
Sailor Eden Prime!
With her gun and lots of explosions,
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

Fighting Reapers by starlight,
Punching reporters by daylight,
With her crewmates, to help fight!
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

She is the one ... Sailor Shepard!

Is it sad that I didn't need to look up the lyrics to do that?

Modifié par Chimervera, 14 mai 2010 - 01:34 .

[Bugsie]

Xsause wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

I'd say amateur poets are worse, being that earnest can be quite excrutiating for those at the recieving end (think Vogon poetry and you know what I'm talking about).

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

beautiful (wipes eyes)
this is especially for you:

See, see the net sky
Marvel at its big pea green depths.
Tell me, Xsause do you
Wonder why the tapir ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crusty.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your facial growth
That looks like
An artichoke.
What's more, it knows
Your flagellum potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big net sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm parmesans.

[Xsause]

Buggirl70 wrote...

Xsause wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

I'd say amateur poets are worse, being that earnest can be quite excrutiating for those at the recieving end (think Vogon poetry and you know what I'm talking about).

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

beautiful (wipes eyes)
this is especially for you:

See, see the net sky
Marvel at its big pea green depths.
Tell me, Xsause do you
Wonder why the tapir ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crusty.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your facial growth
That looks like
An artichoke.
What's more, it knows
Your flagellum potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big net sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm parmesans.

This is so amazing! Thank you!

Modifié par Xsause, 14 mai 2010 - 01:38 .

[LOLandStuff]

Chimervera wrote...

Fighting Reapers by starlight,
Punching reporters by daylight,
Running headfirst into all fights,
She is the one named Sailor Shepard

She will never turn her back on credits,
Punching those who discredit,
Never submitting to edits!
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

Sailor Therum!
Sailor Flotilla!
Sailor Chakwas!
Sailor Eden Prime!
With her gun and lots of explosions,
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

Fighting Reapers by starlight,
Punching reporters by daylight,
With her crewmates, to help fight!
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

She is the one ... Sailor Shepard!

Is it sad that I didn't need to look up the lyrics to do that?

Jacob is observing the Engine Room.
Jacob is perfect for this role, just stand in a corner and do nothing but give direction. Garrus on the other hand, I doubt he'll miss a fight and will always be in the middle of it being the badass he is.
Neah, that's not sad. I had to google "the sailor moon tux guy" because I forgot his name XD.

Modifié par LOLandStuff, 14 mai 2010 - 01:47 .

[janeym27]

Xsause wrote...

Chimervera wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

Chimervera wrote...


Speaking of fics that can't be found, has anyone ever encountered a "Sailor Mass Effect" fic? Because I read about it somewhere, and it was apparently very horrible and illogical, but the link was broken and I've never been able to find it. If it is ever found, it goes straight to the top of the spork list!

When you say Sailor Mass Effect, is it as in Sailor Moon and Mass Effect?
Did they find the Moon Kigndom and the Sailor Scouts?
If yes, then that's just wow...wow.

Actually, Shepard was Sailor Mindoir, Ash was Sailor Eden Prime, Liara was Sailor Therum, Tali was Sailor Flotilla....

From the excerpts I saw, it was truly stupid. Ever since, I've wanted to find the actual fic and KILL IT WITH FIRE! But it remains stubbornly hidden, so I'll just spork stupid Garrus fics instead.

This so makes me want to write a Captain Planet/Mass Effect crossover.

GRUNT: EARTH!

GARRUS: FIRE!

TALI: WIND!

SAMARA: WATER!

SHEPARD: HEART!

"BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN ANDERSON!"

My office are looking at me funny. Too much lol.

[Bugsie]

Xsause wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

Xsause wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

I'd say amateur poets are worse, being that earnest can be quite excrutiating for those at the recieving end (think Vogon poetry and you know what I'm talking about).

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

beautiful (wipes eyes)
this is especially for you:

See, see the net sky
Marvel at its big pea green depths.
Tell me, Xsause do you
Wonder why the tapir ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crusty.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your facial growth
That looks like
An artichoke.
What's more, it knows
Your flagellum potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big net sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm parmesans.

This is so amazing! Thank you!

I aim to please  but I can't take all the credit I'm afraid: www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

[Chimervera]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Chimervera wrote...

Fighting Reapers by starlight,
Punching reporters by daylight,
Running headfirst into all fights,
She is the one named Sailor Shepard

She will never turn her back on credits,
Punching those who discredit,
Never submitting to edits!
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

Sailor Therum!
Sailor Flotilla!
Sailor Chakwas!
Sailor Eden Prime!
With her gun and lots of explosions,
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

Fighting Reapers by starlight,
Punching reporters by daylight,
With her crewmates, to help fight!
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

She is the one ... Sailor Shepard!

Is it sad that I didn't need to look up the lyrics to do that?

*Pic Snip*

Jacob is observing the Engine Room.
Jacob is perfect for this role, just stand in a corner and do nothing but give direction. Garrus on the other hand, I doubt he'll miss a fight and will always be in the middle of it being the badass he is.
Neah, that's not sad. I had to google "the sailor moon tux guy" because I forgot his name XD.

You can't fit Garrus into a Sailor Moon parody - the only guys who aren't useless are the villains!

Garrus: Too awesome for any other fandom.

[Xsause]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Chimervera wrote...

Fighting Reapers by starlight,
Punching reporters by daylight,
Running headfirst into all fights,
She is the one named Sailor Shepard

She will never turn her back on credits,
Punching those who discredit,
Never submitting to edits!
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

Sailor Therum!
Sailor Flotilla!
Sailor Chakwas!
Sailor Eden Prime!
With her gun and lots of explosions,
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

Fighting Reapers by starlight,
Punching reporters by daylight,
With her crewmates, to help fight!
She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

She is the one named Sailor Shepard!

She is the one ... Sailor Shepard!

Is it sad that I didn't need to look up the lyrics to do that?

Jacob is observing the Engine Room.
Jacob is perfect for this role, just stand in a corner and do nothing but give direction. Garrus on the other hand, I doubt he'll miss a fight and will always be in the middle of it being the badass he is.
Neah, that's not sad. I had to google "the sailor moon tux guy" because I forgot his name XD.

*imagines Garrus in a Japanese schoolgirl costume*

*laughs her ass off*

SAILOR PALAVEN!  :happy:

[LOLandStuff]

Here is a madlib with Garrus.

Once upon a time, there was a badass knight named Garrus, who, by his valiant impressiveness, saved the kingdom from the anorexic dragon and headshot
the princess in the nick of time. He rode his kickass log from the lousy dirt upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was ecstatic and did not stop for fear the dragon would toss them all.

By and by, he came to a giant spoon which blocked his path. He stopped and fell nastily to himself. Then, summoning his astonishing vitality, he shot the spoon out of his way and continued onward.

At last, he reached the conniving bridge of the neat dragon. The dragon exploded at his approach. They fought whimsically. The battle was flexible and dirty, raging a whole second, until at last, the knight seized the dragon by the head and stabbed him in the eye.
The princess was grateful, and the knight fired her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly overloaded, and they lived sarcastically ever after.

Modifié par LOLandStuff, 14 mai 2010 - 02:19 .

[Sialater]

Oh, my... Madlibs Garrus and Sailor Moon Mass Effect and it's not even happy hour!

[Steel Dancer]

I like this thread, it's got lunatics in it. I feel at home

Plus you like my motivationals, I'm shallow enough to stay just 'cause of that. I'll have to vist more often.

A tiny bit more seriously (not much though) Garrus is about the only char who really and truly fits for one my FemSheps, she's jumped 'ship from Liara for him as he's the only person who's never let her down...

*gratuitous repost of the motivationals*

[Shazzammer2]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Well, I guess only the Sailor Scouts of Normandy can save the Galaxy from the Dark Forces of Evil and Negative Energy with the power of Love and Friendship.

I kinda like that pic but they're all wearing high heeled boots. Seriosly, how can woman walk and fight in those???

[Shazzammer2]

Steel Dancer wrote...

I like this thread, it's got lunatics in it. I feel at home

Plus you like my motivationals, I'm shallow enough to stay just 'cause of that. I'll have to vist more often.

A tiny bit more seriously (not much though) Garrus is about the only char who really and truly fits for one my FemSheps, she's jumped 'ship from Liara for him as he's the only person who's never let her down...

*gratuitous repost of the motivationals*

-saren snip-

-Mordin snip-

Modifié par Shazzammer2, 14 mai 2010 - 02:52 .

[Steel Dancer]

Ointments!

[epoch_]

The tali thread can't take a joke anymore, So I think this is my new home.

[RiotLaFontaine]

Love those Garrus-as-Shepard vids! Does anyone know how to swap the models so that his head doesn't break? I'm not sure if the Normandy issue was fixed regarding that or if the non-breakage is limited to only a few areas, like Omega/Citadel. I've been scouring threads with no luck.

[epoch_]

I want to add garrus to this,







Can anyone point me to some good screenshots of him?

[Chimervera]

LOLandStuff wrote...

The two promptly overloaded, and they lived sarcastically ever after.

I think "sarcastically ever after" is going on my list of favourite quotes!

I finished my sporking. It's rather short, and more of a warm-up than a full sporking, but I need to get a bit of practice before tackling something bigger. My mean, snarky sporking persony is a little rusty

Feel free to send me your most hated badfics for sporking!

And now I really need sleep - it's after 1 am here!

Modifié par Chimervera, 14 mai 2010 - 03:06 .

[LOLandStuff]

epoch_ wrote...

I want to add garrus to this,

Can anyone point me to some good screenshots of him?

I have this with him wearing his helmet and looking in the same direction as Ashe and Shepard.

[silentstephi]

epoch_ wrote...

I want to add garrus to this,



Can anyone point me to some good screenshots of him?

Depends.  You looking for an ME 1 or ME2 shot?
You can find a pleather of ME1 stuff from Riot here and a bunch of ME2 Garrus stuff here.