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[kglaser]

I once went through a week-long vacation using nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, but Simpsons quotes to talk to everyone, at all times. Oh, how I need help. LOL

[David Knight]

Just wanted to say it:



I support Garrus Vakarian. He beat Chuck Norris in an armwrestle.

[kglaser]

I wonder if that Chuck Norris/arm wrestling thing is in the Garrus animated banner?

[Andaius20]

you should do the same thing, but with Monty python quotes, it will be funnier. plus you get to do a british accent.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

"Nobody expects the vakarian inquisition!"

[Aricle]

silentstephi wrote...



And when did Garrus start liking donuts? What happened to the cupcakes? Oo

If you keep talking to one of the turian guards on Noveria in the main area before going to Peak 15, he will tell you "You know what I could go for right now? A doughnut." I love this line b/c he says that even while saying he shouldn't really be talking to you. That's what I thought of when I saw this picture with Garrus imagining doughnuts.

[Jackalope]

kglaser wrote...

Sorry, OT...just have to say that calibrating pipettes sucks!  We used to do our own and a 12-channel took close to 2 hours.
To make this on-topic, I'll say that if Garrus had to calibrate those day in day out he would have launched himself out of the airlock.
Sorry everybody, please continue.  (I just really hate pipette calibration.)

We actually pay someone else to do the multi-channels.  Something to do with NIST.

And yeah, I can kind of see Garrus just sniping the laptop.  In fact, I wish he would.

Ooh ooh and as long as we are on this science geek thing I remembered something that happened at work today...I was filling out my monthly report for my supervisor and I was telling him how I was trying to genotype this one organism but I couldn't get it to PCR.  So I told him I'd look online for some different primers/conditions.  I wrote, "I'll do some research, figure out how this is supposed to work..." in my report.  Yes, I actually did.  On purpose.

Sweet!

[jakenou]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

"Nobody expects the vakarian inquisition!"

Moar Mass Effect/Garrus x Monty Python please!


... So, I was cruising around youtube (of course at ME, and specifically Garrus related stuff) and I watched a clip with a male Shepard and Garrus on the Normandy right after Garrus is recruited in ME2. Heh, I haven't played ME2 with a male Shep yet (yet I've played 3 different FemSheps a bunch o' times!), so I had no idea how the conversation went with the thing about giving Shep a chance since everyone was always hitting on Garrus and ignoring Shep. Herherher - as the video title implies, Garrus really is awesome

[Cerrydd]

kglaser wrote...

I wrote, "I'll do some research, figure out how this is supposed to work..." in my report.  Yes, I actually did.  On purpose.

What the hell, why do I never get the chance to say something cool like that? I only say "I don't have the reach" a lot, but that's not unusual because I'm 30 cm (=...almost 12 inches) smaller than my BF and we tend to store things too high.

A while ago, I was playing 30 Seconds with my BF and some friends. You get a card with 5 names/movies/places/whatever on it and you're supposed to describe them to your team member. My BF and I were in a team and I got a card with 'Omega' on it.

"WAAAHHH THAT PLACE WHERE YOU RECRUIT GARRUS!"
":?"
"AND MORDIN!"
":?"
"...AND ZAEED!"
":?"
"...and that asari **** Aria rules there?"
":?"
*time's up*
"GRRRR, OMEGA you ******! You played the game yourself!"
"Well, I don't remember things like that..."

lol. Oh yeah, my birthday's in June and my BF said he wanted to buy Garrus wine for me, but he thought it was too expensive. And I don't like rose. But still, sweet that he even considered it , because he tends to get annoyed whenever I mention 'Garrus' hahaha.

[silentstephi]

Aricle wrote...

silentstephi wrote...

And when did Garrus start liking donuts? What happened to the cupcakes? Oo

If you keep talking to one of the turian guards on Noveria in the main area before going to Peak 15, he will tell you "You know what I could go for right now? A doughnut." I love this line b/c he says that even while saying he shouldn't really be talking to you. That's what I thought of when I saw this picture with Garrus imagining doughnuts.

...
Oh!  That's why I saw that comic about turians and donuts.
This makes so much more sense now.
/light turns on, angels sing, shots are fired
^.^

[kglaser]

Haha Cerrydd, I wonder how long before my hubby gets jealous when I mention Garrus XD



And jkthunder, you reminded me:

"Come over here...I'll snipe your legs off!!"



"Your mother was a space hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"



"How about Saren, Saren, eggs, Saren, bacon, eggs, and Saren?"

"I DON'T LIKE SAREN!!!!"



XD

[Andaius20]

Cerrydd wrote...

kglaser wrote...

I wrote, "I'll do some research, figure out how this is supposed to work..." in my report.  Yes, I actually did.  On purpose.

What the hell, why do I never get the chance to say something cool like that? I only say "I don't have the reach" a lot, but that's not unusual because I'm 30 cm (=...almost 12 inches) smaller than my BF and we tend to store things too high.

A while ago, I was playing 30 Seconds with my BF and some friends. You get a card with 5 names/movies/places/whatever on it and you're supposed to describe them to your team member. My BF and I were in a team and I got a card with 'Omega' on it.

"WAAAHHH THAT PLACE WHERE YOU RECRUIT GARRUS!"
":?"
"AND MORDIN!"
":?"
"...AND ZAEED!"
":?"
"...and that asari **** Aria rules there?"
":?"
*time's up*
"GRRRR, OMEGA you ******! You played the game yourself!"
"Well, I don't remember things like that..."

lol. Oh yeah, my birthday's in June and my BF said he wanted to buy Garrus wine for me, but he thought it was too expensive. And I don't like rose. But still, sweet that he even considered it , because he tends to get annoyed whenever I mention 'Garrus' hahaha.

Lol Well he has the reach your supposed to have the flexablility....

[Andaius20]

You so have to do the parrot sketch with Saren now KG....

[kglaser]

When I had dinner with my best friend the other night and she specifically told me her male co-worker had reach but she didn't I was all like
I said "do you at least have flexibility?" and she laughed and said, "Oh, I don't know..." The funny thing is I think the conversation actually sounds relatively normal to a non-Garrus-indorktrinated person

[kglaser]

Andaius20 wrote...

You so have to do the parrot sketch with Saren now KG....

It's not pinin', it's indoctrinated!  Bereft of life, it rests in peace...if it weren't nailed to the Collectors, it'd be pushin' up daisies!  /picks up dead Saren "HELLOOO...HELLOOO POLLY SAREN, I've got a nice hanar for you hellooo" /throws Saren who falls to the ground woodenly.  "See?  It's still indoctrinated."

OK, that was just a quick attempt. LOL

[jakenou]

Now that it's being mentioned, I have heard mention of "having reach" in several different scenarios lately. It's almost like people are randomly using this term more than ever now (but I know it's prolly because I actually listen for it). One instance in particular that stands out is when a friend was telling me about his rather tall 6 year old daughter who is taking karate. He said "she has reach", and I so wanted to add the flexibility part onto that but just couldn't make it work, especially for a friend's daughter:pinched:

Cerrydd wrote...

A while ago, I was playing 30 Seconds with my BF and some friends. You get a card with 5 names/movies/places/whatever on it and you're supposed to describe them to your team member. My BF and I were in a team and I got a card with 'Omega' on it.

"WAAAHHH THAT PLACE WHERE YOU RECRUIT GARRUS!"
":?"
"AND MORDIN!"
":?"
"...AND ZAEED!"
":?"
"...and that asari **** Aria rules there?"
":?"
*time's up*
"GRRRR, OMEGA you ******! You played the game yourself!"
"Well, I don't remember things like that..."

lol. Oh yeah, my birthday's in June and my BF said he wanted to buy Garrus wine for me, but he thought it was too expensive. And I don't like rose. But still, sweet that he even considered it , because he tends to get annoyed whenever I mention 'Garrus' hahaha.

Heheheheh! Now I wonder if the simple Latin explanation for "omega" would have worked better?

Garrus wine? What? Where?

[ciaweth]

("Omega" is Greek, not Latin!)

[Cerrydd]

jkthunder wrote...

Heheheheh! Now I wonder if the simple Latin explanation for "omega" would have worked better?

Garrus wine? What? Where?

Yes. But ME2 is messing up my mind, you know. When I see 'Omega', I think 'Archangel'.

And... Garrus wine!

[battlechantress]

Wandering around Omega with Garrus and whoever (preferably Grunt, since he yells that he's hungry with all the burning bodies around):

"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

"I'm not dead yet!"

And Garrus should really be the one to say: "It's only a flesh wound!" after taking a rocket to the face. I mean, it's only natural.

Modifié par battlechantress, 03 juin 2010 - 03:17 .

[Cerrydd]

More Monty Python sillyness...

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Garrus: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Garrus: My name is Garrus 'Archangel' from Palaven.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Garrus: To stop the Reapers.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Garrus: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Garrus: Impressive! Thank you very much.
Jacob: Niiice.

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Jacob: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I can play 21-questions all day.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Jacob: Jacob Taylor of Cerberus.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Jacob: To stop the Reapers.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital mistake of some men trying to woo a woman?
[pause]
Jacob: I don't know that. You are a hard man to talk to.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Jacob: Auuuuuuuugh.

Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Zaeed: Zaeed Massani, co-founder of the Blue Suns.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Zaeed: I stop the goddamn Reapers.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Zaeed: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Zaeed: Auuuuuuuugh.

Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
Shepard: It is Shepard, saviour of the galaxy.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Shepard: To stop the Reapers.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen seeker swarm?
Shepard: What do you mean? A Horizon's or Freedom's Progress' seeker swarm?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Grunt: How do know so much about seeker swarms?
Shepard: Well, you have to know these things when you're a Spectre, you know.

[Christmas Ape]

silentstephi wrote...


This is just so cool!
Go fav that right now. Like srsly.
Just... wow.

Man, if I hadn't already decided to take the Garrus route on this playthrough...that would have convinced me. Between image and text it just hits every single note I like between them.
Just....d'aaawwww, but with a fire under it. 

[silentstephi]

Just did his recruit mission on Elle...

must... resist... turian... charm...

[Aricle]

silentstephi wrote...

Aricle wrote...

silentstephi wrote...

And when did Garrus start liking donuts? What happened to the cupcakes? Oo

If you keep talking to one of the turian guards on Noveria in the main area before going to Peak 15, he will tell you "You know what I could go for right now? A doughnut." I love this line b/c he says that even while saying he shouldn't really be talking to you. That's what I thought of when I saw this picture with Garrus imagining doughnuts.

...
Oh!  That's why I saw that comic about turians and donuts.
This makes so much more sense now.
/light turns on, angels sing, shots are fired
^.^

Archangels sing, too. Ahem, as well.

*There it is! I knew there was something about failing to be with another LI for a motivational.  Thanks, stephi.

[Aricle]

<3

Modifié par Aricle, 03 juin 2010 - 03:59 .

[Aricle]

urk , not meant to repeat post, site server slowing on me.

Modifié par Aricle, 03 juin 2010 - 03:58 .