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[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Cerrydd wrote...

More Monty Python sillyness...

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Garrus: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Garrus: My name is Garrus 'Archangel' from Palaven.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Garrus: To stop the Reapers.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Garrus: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Garrus: Impressive! Thank you very much.
Jacob: Niiice.

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Jacob: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I can play 21-questions all day.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Jacob: Jacob Taylor of Cerberus.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Jacob: To stop the Reapers.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital mistake of some men trying to woo a woman?
[pause]
Jacob: I don't know that. You are a hard man to talk to.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Jacob: Auuuuuuuugh.

Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Zaeed: Zaeed Massani, co-founder of the Blue Suns.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Zaeed: I stop the goddamn Reapers.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Zaeed: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Zaeed: Auuuuuuuugh.

Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
Shepard: It is Shepard, saviour of the galaxy.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Shepard: To stop the Reapers.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen seeker swarm?
Shepard: What do you mean? A Horizon's or Freedom's Progress' seeker swarm?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Grunt: How do know so much about seeker swarms?
Shepard: Well, you have to know these things when you're a Spectre, you know.

Lmao, omg we could do these all day.

Imagine garrus doing the ministry of silly walks. Oh and you inspired me to do this.

 [singing[/i]] Brave Sir Jacob ran away...
Sir Jacob: No!

Minstrel: [singing[/i]] bravely ran away away...
Sir Jacob: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing[/i]] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Jacob: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing[/i]] Yes, brave Sir Jacob turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Jacob: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing[/i]] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Jacob.

Modifié par Mr.BlazenGlazen, 03 juin 2010 - 04:02 .

[kglaser]

I know, right? I've got a Thane-romance playthrough, but it feels...hollow. :/

I'll do it though, for science.

[silentstephi]

Thane's is awesome, I've played it before...

It's Jacob's that I can't seem to get myself to commit too. >.>

-.-

And just because it's MADE FULL OF AWESOME... I link to Solid's Garrus vid again. Because I'm feeling sappy and I still find this to be THE BESTEST GARRUS/SHEPARD VIDEO EVER.

Caps is cruise control for tired.

[battlechantress]

Forums are being stupid to me again, so I'll just post this and hope it works (fem Shep/Garrus vid, my favorite):

Modifié par battlechantress, 03 juin 2010 - 04:27 .

[RPGmom28]

I like Jacob, and despite that I romance Garrus 90% of the time. Not doing so makes me feel like I've gone on a cruise and left my boyfriend in port. No fun.

[Zalmida]

Speaking of favorite FemShep/Garrus videos, I found this one a week or so ago and I'm in love with it. My absolute favorite.

Broken Soliders

Boards won't let me quote =/

[battlechantress]

Before I drift to... whatever passes for sleep in my head while listening to "Pieces" by Red (great Shep/Garrus song)... since Monty Python was brought up, what about "Red Dwarf"?



I could see Shepard/Lister teaching Garrus/Kryten how to lie like he did in the "Camille" episode. "It's a female aardvark!"

[CalJones]

I've done Thane - it's a nice romance but it didn't make me feel all aww like Garrus'. The snakeskin freaks me out a bit.

I've not been able to romance Jacob at all (and I've romanced all three women, despite being a straight woman myself). There's nothing about his personality that I find remotely attractive. He's just a big hunk of meat. I don't mind him as a squadmate but when the alternatives are Garrus, Thane and staying true to Alenko, I'll pick those.

[lovgreno]

kglaser wrote...

I know, right? I've got a Thane-romance playthrough, but it feels...hollow. :/
I'll do it though, for science.

For science is always a good reason. What kind of hallucinations do licking drells give you? I'm sure Mordin would be overjoyed to know all the details, for science of course.

In any case Thane is going to be dead soon so we can go turian in ME3 after we had our brief drell fun in ME2.

[lovgreno]

Yeah Red Dwarf is awesome.

Rimmer = Miranda.

Holly = EDI.

Lister = Shepard.

Cat = Kasumi?

Kryten = Mordin?



This list needs some calibration, I'll be back with a better one later I hope.

[Kim Shepard]

I finally finished Noveria. MaleShep likes to joke around with the turian councillor. xD After being asked how many generations it will be before the rachni overtake them all, he says, "Three? No - four!"

kglaser wrote...

"How about Saren, Saren, eggs, Saren, bacon, eggs, and Saren?"
"I DON'T LIKE SAREN!!!!"

XD

I've never watched Monty Python, so I have no idea where these references come from, but I know what my MainShep would say if someone asked her this. "I get to have breakfast with Saren? :D"

[Zalmida]

Kim Shepard wrote...

I've never watched Monty Python, so I have no idea where these references come from, but I know what my MainShep would say if someone asked her this. "I get to have breakfast with Saren? :D"

Ok, I lol'd. I could see that so clearly in my head.

Someone needs to like... draw that or something XD

[Cerrydd]

Kim Shepard wrote...

kglaser wrote...

"How about Saren, Saren, eggs, Saren, bacon, eggs, and Saren?"
"I DON'T LIKE SAREN!!!!"
XD

I've never watched Monty Python, so I have no idea where these references come from, but I know what my MainShep would say if someone asked her this. "I get to have breakfast with Saren? :D"

Whaaat? Holy crap! You don't know where spam comes from? From what planet are you?

[Twilight_Princess]

silentstephi wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

I think there is Kim. have to do some digging for you.

EDIT:
http://social.biowar...5/index/1165725
 Ithink the info is in there on wha torder and what stuff you need to arrange the deaths you want.

Yeah, that's the thread I was thinking of.

@ silentstephi: If you want to make a really emo Shepard, you could have her romance Kaidan, hook up with someone else after Horizon, and kill off that guy in the suicide mission. Not that I would want Thane to be killed off though. D: Or you could have her start Kaidan's romance, kill him off on Virmire, and kill off whoever she romanced in ME2 during the suicide mission.

Is she a Colonist Sole Survivor?

Actually she's really big on the batarian hate.  Like, while I've paragon'd her  pants off and didn't kill the hostages to kill Barak, it was a near thing.  She's a Colonist/War Hero... which was nice, since it's the FIRST TIME EVER that I've done those backgrounds.  Every other iteration of Steph and even Plain Jane was EB/SS.  It was a nice change.
But I'm not going for the ultimate emo... just had this thought... the whole having biotics and then not after death.  Plus the whole trying to be as goody two shoes as possible... it's making my head hurt. XD
It was VERY DIFFICULT for me to paragon Garrus into going back to C Sec.  Saving the council was only slightly easier.  But talking to Garrus and hearing him NOT agree with me threw me for a loop.  XD
Still debating whether or not I'm going to give this new iteration a mean streak come ME2 (haven't started that yet. XD)

I don't think I could ever play a ME where I Virmire'd my first LI and then got my 2nd one offed in ME2.  That's just way to much angst in one shot for me.  The first time 'round, it was a crap deal, but the second time, that smacks of my Shep being way tooo incompitent for my tastes XD  She's supposed to know what she's doing, dang it!

And when did Garrus start liking donuts?  What happened to the cupcakes? Oo

ooo My canon Shep is a colonist/ war hero too!! She isn't emo though; after my Shepard was saved by the alliance she was inspired to become a hero too. She was a nobody to these soldiers yet they risked their lives to help her. She used her past as motivation to do good and help other people in need instead of becoming vengeful. That's why my decisions are paragon  but there were times her morals had been tested. The Balak mission was the worst because she felt that need to get revenge, she managed to let the lackies go but she couldn't bring herself to let Balak go, he was just too evil. She didn't kill him but she was distraught and angry that 3 people that had to die because she let vengeance become priority and she hasn't forgiven herself for it. I used that as the reason she became more renegade in 2.

I love giving my characters in depth reasons for their decision making, its so much fun! Hopefully Canon Shep will forgive herself in time, she still helps as many people as she can but she doesn't really believe in second chances for criminals any more.

[Nilfalasiel]

The Bridgekeeper sequence with Garrus, Jacob and Shep is made of pure win!

I was about to suggest doing the Black Knight confrontation, but then I remembered it would entail dismembering Garrus.

And that's not a happy thought.

[Kim Shepard]

Zalmida wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

I've never watched Monty Python, so I have no idea where these references come from, but I know what my MainShep would say if someone asked her this. "I get to have breakfast with Saren? :D"

Ok, I lol'd. I could see that so clearly in my head.

Someone needs to like... draw that or something XD

That would be adorable, but I'm the only one who knows what my Shepard looks like (Xbox version, so no screenshots), and if I ever managed to draw it well, it would take forever. xD

@ Cerrydd: Actually, I haven't watched most of the movies you guys make references to here, and somehow most of them are still pretty funny.

@ Hyrule_Gal: My MainShep's not emo either. She's kind of... like a happy krogan? It's hard to describe. And she's a Paragade. I like to give my Shepards a lot of depth too. I spend more time planning them out than actually playing them.

[Nilfalasiel]

Kim Shepard wrote...

like a happy krogan?

Does she headbutt windows and laugh at jokes about turians getting their heads ripped off?

[Twilight_Princess]

Kim Shepard wrote...

Zalmida wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

I've never watched Monty Python, so I have no idea where these references come from, but I know what my MainShep would say if someone asked her this. "I get to have breakfast with Saren? :D"

Ok, I lol'd. I could see that so clearly in my head.

Someone needs to like... draw that or something XD

That would be adorable, but I'm the only one who knows what my Shepard looks like (Xbox version, so no screenshots), and if I ever managed to draw it well, it would take forever. xD

@ Cerrydd: Actually, I haven't watched most of the movies you guys make references to here, and somehow most of them are still pretty funny.

@ Hyrule_Gal: My MainShep's not emo either. She's kind of... like a happy krogan? It's hard to describe. And she's a Paragade. I like to give my Shepards a lot of depth too. I spend more time planning them out than actually playing them.

I'm currently doing a renegade run in ME1, this Shepard is a earthborn sole survivor, used to toughing it out on the streets and surviving so it made sense for her to survive on akuze. She would prefer to be a lone wolf, she makes out its because she's works better alone but really its because she doesn't want to get close to another team and watch them die again.She LOVES violence, like you said , a happy krogan, she's a smartass and has a strong focus on the mission, she'll stop to help reluctantly but since credits are often the reward she'll play along. She's always neutral or renegade with the crew, as I said, to push them away. Oh she's a sexual deviant as well  she had sex with the consort, she flirted with kaiden and liara at the same time and suggested a threesome, hey if kaiden doesn't want to play that's fine she's more into girls anyway LOL. She's gonna flirt with kelly , samra,garrus and jacob (I know but its in character this time) but I'm not sure if she should "romance" anyone. Who is the best romance in terms of a renegade?

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 03 juin 2010 - 09:30 .

[Kim Shepard]

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

like a happy krogan?

Does she headbutt windows and laugh at jokes about turians getting their heads ripped off?

No, she likes turians. xD She does headbutt krogan though. The krogan part of the comparison is mostly related to battle. If my other Shepards could have talked to Garrus about his "sparring" conversation with MainShep, they would tell him that he got off easy because if they sparred for real, she fights like a krogan with biotics. And she really, really likes Slam.

@ Hyrule_Gal: My MaleShep is an Earthborn Sole Survivor! xD He's almost equal parts Paragon and Renegade though - just finished Noveria (third main mission) and he has 50% Paragon and 30% Renegade. His battle style is a lot of fun to play. The levitating, flaming geth are the most amusing.

Hard to say about the romance. Garrus and Shepard get along really well if Shepard chooses the Renegade options with him, but I think his personality probably works best for a Paragade. It depends on the character. My EvilShep romances people only to manipulate them. Liara/Miranda/Morinth (well, he won't really romance her, since he wants to live) confrontation in ME3!

[Nilfalasiel]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

She's gonna flirt with kelly , samra,garrus, jacob (I know but its in character this time) and thane but I'm not sure if she should "romance" anyone. Who is the best romance in terms of a renegade?

Out of the male options, I'd say Jacob, because there's a lesser sense of commitment involved, from what I can tell. But if she's more into girls, then Kelly. Even if it's not a proper romance. Probably because it's not a proper romance, actually.

I'd also advise her to stay away from Thane. Thane + non-committal flirting = does not compute.

If only Jack still felt like swinging both ways, the one-nighter with her would be the perfect Renegade "romance" for both genders.

As for Morinth, well, romancing her makes no sense, even for a Renegade. Heck, even recruiting her makes no sense for a Renegade either. Because even a Renegade wants to stay alive to get his/her job done, and she's anything but reliable.

As I said elsewhere though...the Samara/Morinth situation is a complete no-win for a Renegade character. If you keep Samara alive, you'll have a pissed off Justicar on your butt as soon as the mission's over. And if you don't, you'll have a psychopathic, mind-controlling murderer on your ship, just waiting for a chance to strike. She might be afraid of Shep enough not to try anything for a while, but I'm pretty sure she'll grow bolder with time. And the Normandy will steadily start emptying out...

Modifié par Nilfalasiel, 03 juin 2010 - 09:04 .

[Twilight_Princess]

Kim Shepard wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

like a happy krogan?

Does she headbutt windows and laugh at jokes about turians getting their heads ripped off?

No, she likes turians. xD She does headbutt krogan though. The krogan part of the comparison is mostly related to battle. If my other Shepards could have talked to Garrus about his "sparring" conversation with MainShep, they would tell him that he got off easy because if they sparred for real, she fights like a krogan with biotics. And she really, really likes Slam.

@ Hyrule_Gal: My MaleShep is an Earthborn Sole Survivor! xD He's almost equal parts Paragon and Renegade though - just finished Noveria (third main mission) and he has 50% Paragon and 30% Renegade. His battle style is a lot of fun to play. The levitating, flaming geth are the most amusing.

Hard to say about the romance. Garrus and Shepard get along really well if Shepard chooses the Renegade options with him, but I think his personality probably works best for a Paragade. It depends on the character. My EvilShep romances people only to manipulate them. Liara/Miranda/Morinth (well, he won't really romance her, since he wants to live) confrontation in ME3!

I was thinking of kelly , seems to fit. But I want some conflict! We still don't know if kelly will create problems in ME3 if you have a romance already. I hope so that would be funny for poor liara .

Shepard: Liara its not what it looks like, she just comes up to my room in a thong to dance for me.
Liara: ...WHAT???!
Shepard: Crap, I thought I could get away with this...damn you upright picture of Liara! You lied to me!

She was a booty call in ME1 but Liara went a bit dark in ME2 and Shepard got interested again . I would say shadowbroker Liara is a good choice for a renegade so in the meantime Shepard's going to continue seeking meaningless sex till she finds someone  who's a hardass like her. That's why Jack would have been PERFECT.

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 03 juin 2010 - 09:08 .

[Twilight_Princess]

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

She's gonna flirt with kelly , samra,garrus, jacob (I know but its in character this time) and thane but I'm not sure if she should "romance" anyone. Who is the best romance in terms of a renegade?

Out of the male options, I'd say Jacob, because there's a lesser sense of commitment involved, from what I can tell. But if she's more into girls, then Kelly. Even if it's not a proper romance. Probably because it's not a proper romance, actually.

I'd also advise her to stay away from Thane. Thane + non-committal flirting = does not compute.

If only Jack still felt like swinging both ways, the one-nighter with her would be the perfect Renegade "romance" for both genders.

As for Morinth, well, romancing her makes no sense, even for a Renegade. Heck, even recruiting her makes no sense for a Renegade either. Because even a Renegade wants to stay alive to get his/her job done, and she's anything but reliable.

As I said elsewhere though...the Samara/Morinth situation is a complete no-win for a Renegade character. If you keep Samara alive, you'll have a pissed off Justicar on your butt as soon as the mission's over. And if you don't, you'll have a psychopathic, mind-controlling murderer on your ship, just waiting for a chance to strike. She might be afraid of Shep enough not to try anything for a while, but I'm pretty sure she'll grow bolder with time. And the Normandy will steadily start emptying out...

Yeah on second thought, I might just flirt with jacob, kelly, samara and Garrus (for garrus I'm gonna end the flirtation early so theres no harm done I'm not that much of a **** ) Thane is too much of an emotional guy so it makes no sense for my shepard to have heart to heart chats with him. I swear this will be the first time I'll chat with jacob properly LOL Because this time I WANT sleaze

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 03 juin 2010 - 09:18 .

[Kim Shepard]

My EvilShep seeing Liara again in ME2 --

Liara: *gives him a kiss*
Miranda: *glares at her*
EvilShep: *lots of cursing in his thoughts* >_<;
Garrus: Hey, what's up with Shepard? He looks nervous.

He's my only Shepard who will recruit Morinth. The reason for that is, he's willing to make a dangerous gamble for power, and he wants someone with mind-control on his side. EvilShep might over-estimate his ability to control her though.

[Bugsie]

This shows you exactly where Kelly's mind is at.............

[lovgreno]

Nilfalasiel wrote...

The Bridgekeeper sequence with Garrus, Jacob and Shep is made of pure win!

I was about to suggest doing the Black Knight confrontation, but then I remembered it would entail dismembering Garrus.

And that's not a happy thought.

Indeed it is!

Don't worry, things like autocannons, rockets or dismemberment doesn't even slow Garrus down. In fact he let things like that happens to him because: "Some women like men with scars. Mind you most of those women are krogan or human"