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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2

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WarlordFil
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 12:56

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Buggirl70 wrote...
I read one where Garrus's penis had sort of tentacles coming off it - Posted ImageLOL, but the story was actually incredibly well written and hot to boot. 


I read that one too, it's "Memento Mori" by Yseult Blanco.

Anemone-style tentacles aside, it's extremely well written and about far more than just sex (the tentacles are there because the writer wanted an alien character to be a little more alien in that department, and the result is unusual, but not in the least disgusting.)

On the other hand, if you want disgusting (and a good laugh) go get some wine and read "two volus one hanar" on adult fan fiction dot net.

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janeym27
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 12:57

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Oh god. My eyes: they burn!

(where is purple coming from? Is this established canon, or just like minded perverts?)

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Mr.BlazenGlazen
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 12:59

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ugh....lets uh, talk about something less...you know.

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WarlordFil
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:00

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As far as I know there is absolutely no established canon about what naked turians look like below the belt--there's no detail on the one official "naked turian" sketch we've all seen--so any of these details about colours or ridges or tentacles or vents or what have you is all fanon.



(But if anyone ever FINDS any, please SHOW me...for SCIENCE???)

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kglaser
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:00

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Buggirl70 wrote...

Andaius20 wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Where are you guys finding these things? LOL XD


http://www.fanfictio...me/Mass_Effect/
I heard lots of horror stories about whats on there....:ph34r:

I read one where Garrus's penis had sort of tentacles coming off it - Posted ImageLOL, but the story was actually incredibly well written and hot to boot despite how crazy it sounds. 


That is actually an EXCELLENT story...and hot, yes.  x 1000. /sagenod

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Bugsie
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:03

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WarlordFil wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...
I read one where Garrus's penis had sort of tentacles coming off it - Posted ImageLOL, but the story was actually incredibly well written and hot to boot. 


I read that one too, it's "Memento Mori" by Yseult Blanco.

Anemone-style tentacles aside, it's extremely well written and about far more than just sex (the tentacles are there because the writer wanted an alien character to be a little more alien in that department, and the result is unusual, but not in the least disgusting.)

On the other hand, if you want disgusting (and a good laugh) go get some wine and read "two volus one hanar" on adult fan fiction dot net.



Yes agreed about Momento Mori, far more to it  - one of my definite faves on ff.net, I think the author is a  professional writer from I gather from the writers bio.

Two volus one hanar - that sounds.....interesting, maybe one for when work is a little dull....

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janeym27
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:03

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Stay clear of 'First Timers' is all I can say. Some of those sentences burn.

Edit. If anyone here wrote that, I apologise but stand by my brain burn. :blink: Why purple?

Modifié par janeym27, 07 juin 2010 - 01:08 .

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janeym27
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:04

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Dammit. I quoted when I wanted to edit and now it's double post.

Modifié par janeym27, 07 juin 2010 - 01:05 .

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Andaius20
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:05

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Ah you Garrus gals are funny.

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Andaius20
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:06

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janeym27 wrote...

Dammit. I quoted when I wanted to edit and now it's double post.

Posted Image
In the Tali thread we fix that by editign in a pic! ^_^

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Bugsie
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:10

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oh guys we're coming dangerously close to page 1000, and my work colleagues are tempting me away with cupcakes......

cupcakes, page 1000, cupcakes, page 1000, oh the decisions..... what would Garrus do?

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kglaser
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:10

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Did someone say pic??

Posted Image

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Andaius20
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:14

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Buggirl70 wrote...

oh guys we're coming dangerously close to page 1000, and my work colleagues are tempting me away with cupcakes......
cupcakes, page 1000, cupcakes, page 1000, oh the decisions..... what would Garrus do?


Garrus: I'd Grab a cupcake, and fight my way back before they enemy gets here. ^_^

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Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:16

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WarlordFil wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...
I read one where Garrus's penis had sort of tentacles coming off it - Posted ImageLOL, but the story was actually incredibly well written and hot to boot. 


I read that one too, it's "Memento Mori" by Yseult Blanco.

Anemone-style tentacles aside, it's extremely well written and about far more than just sex (the tentacles are there because the writer wanted an alien character to be a little more alien in that department, and the result is unusual, but not in the least disgusting.)

On the other hand, if you want disgusting (and a good laugh) go get some wine and read "two volus one hanar" on adult fan fiction dot net.



WUT?

You know, this thread can be NSFW in just text, since the university's computer lab is full, and everyone can see what's been read. Had to switch between university blackboard and this. :P

Modifié par Alexine, 07 juin 2010 - 01:16 .

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Andaius20
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:18

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LOL

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janeym27
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:22

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Alexine wrote...

WarlordFil wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...
I read one where Garrus's penis had sort of tentacles coming off it - Posted ImageLOL, but the story was actually incredibly well written and hot to boot. 


I read that one too, it's "Memento Mori" by Yseult Blanco.

Anemone-style tentacles aside, it's extremely well written and about far more than just sex (the tentacles are there because the writer wanted an alien character to be a little more alien in that department, and the result is unusual, but not in the least disgusting.)

On the other hand, if you want disgusting (and a good laugh) go get some wine and read "two volus one hanar" on adult fan fiction dot net.



WUT?

You know, this thread can be NSFW in just text, since the university's computer lab is full, and everyone can see what's been read. Had to switch between university blackboard and this. :P


lol. I remember once, not long after I started posting here, I was on a train and the conversation went... in a certain direction, and mutant baby pictures began to flow, and the lady sitting next to me loked increasingly uncomfortable. XD

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Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:23

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Some things can't be unseen. /shudder

I found that out the hard way on the Masskink meme. There's some good stuff on there, but...oh, Spirits... o_O

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Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:23

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Buggirl70 wrote...

oh guys we're coming dangerously close to page 1000, and my work colleagues are tempting me away with cupcakes......
cupcakes, page 1000, cupcakes, page 1000, oh the decisions..... what would Garrus do?


Calibrate. ;)

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Andaius20
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:25

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janeym27 wrote...

Alexine wrote...

WarlordFil wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...
I read one where Garrus's penis had sort of tentacles coming off it - Posted ImageLOL, but the story was actually incredibly well written and hot to boot. 


I read that one too, it's "Memento Mori" by Yseult Blanco.

Anemone-style tentacles aside, it's extremely well written and about far more than just sex (the tentacles are there because the writer wanted an alien character to be a little more alien in that department, and the result is unusual, but not in the least disgusting.)

On the other hand, if you want disgusting (and a good laugh) go get some wine and read "two volus one hanar" on adult fan fiction dot net.



WUT?

You know, this thread can be NSFW in just text, since the university's computer lab is full, and everyone can see what's been read. Had to switch between university blackboard and this. :P


lol. I remember once, not long after I started posting here, I was on a train and the conversation went... in a certain direction, and mutant baby pictures began to flow, and the lady sitting next to me loked increasingly uncomfortable. XD


Even more LOL! ^_^

#24945
Alexine
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:28

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janeym27 wrote...

Alexine wrote...

WarlordFil wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...
I read one where Garrus's penis had sort of tentacles coming off it - Posted ImageLOL, but the story was actually incredibly well written and hot to boot. 


I read that one too, it's "Memento Mori" by Yseult Blanco.

Anemone-style tentacles aside, it's extremely well written and about far more than just sex (the tentacles are there because the writer wanted an alien character to be a little more alien in that department, and the result is unusual, but not in the least disgusting.)

On the other hand, if you want disgusting (and a good laugh) go get some wine and read "two volus one hanar" on adult fan fiction dot net.



WUT?

You know, this thread can be NSFW in just text, since the university's computer lab is full, and everyone can see what's been read. Had to switch between university blackboard and this. :P


lol. I remember once, not long after I started posting here, I was on a train and the conversation went... in a certain direction, and mutant baby pictures began to flow, and the lady sitting next to me loked increasingly uncomfortable. XD


Oh dear. Well, it's now 11:27am and it's peak hour here in the university labs right now. And people are waiting to use the macs. So maybe I should flash them some "ahem" Garrus pics to scare them away? :devil:

#24946
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Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:30

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WarlordFil wrote...

As far as I know there is absolutely no established canon about what naked turians look like below the belt--there's no detail on the one official "naked turian" sketch we've all seen--so any of these details about colours or ridges or tentacles or vents or what have you is all fanon.

(But if anyone ever FINDS any, please SHOW me...for SCIENCE???)


Femshep: FOR SCIENCE!

Garrus Fangirls: FOR SCIENCE!

Mordin: FOR SCIENCE!

TIM: Must hide cameras in his room... FOR SCIENCE!

Kelly: For... "science"

(b*tch slap from Femshep)

Kelly: Ow! Ok! For science! FOR SCIENCE!

Wrex: *takes of reading glasses dramatically* FOR SCIENCE!

Jacob: Heavy risk...but the SCIENCE!

Jack: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

Crew: ....0_0

Jack:  Posted Image uh ...I mean...FOR SCIENCE!

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 07 juin 2010 - 01:31 .

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janeym27
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:31

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Alexine wrote...



Oh dear. Well, it's now 11:27am and it's peak hour here in the university labs right now. And people are waiting to use the macs. So maybe I should flash them some "ahem" Garrus pics to scare them away? :devil:


Head on over to the NSFW group discussion thread. lol :lol:

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Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:36

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janeym27 wrote...

Alexine wrote...



Oh dear. Well, it's now 11:27am and it's peak hour here in the university labs right now. And people are waiting to use the macs. So maybe I should flash them some "ahem" Garrus pics to scare them away? :devil:


Head on over to the NSFW group discussion thread. lol :lol:


I'm there. I'm so tempted to leave a Garrus banana pic as my mac computer username wallpaper to not let people touch my computer.

But I don't want to be banned, so I'm conflicted.

Modifié par Alexine, 07 juin 2010 - 01:37 .

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kglaser
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:39

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That Xsause Garrus banana pic was so dang funny, I almost snorted wine up my nose. XD

(I must be 12 years old because I thought it was hilarious! LOL)



Hyrule_Gal wrote:

Wrex: *takes of reading glasses dramatically* FOR SCIENCE!



Jacob: Heavy risk...but the SCIENCE!




Haha...these are the two best! :D

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Andaius20
Posté 07 juin 2010 - 01:41

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Hyrule_Gal wrote...

WarlordFil wrote...

As far as I know there is absolutely no established canon about what naked turians look like below the belt--there's no detail on the one official "naked turian" sketch we've all seen--so any of these details about colours or ridges or tentacles or vents or what have you is all fanon.

(But if anyone ever FINDS any, please SHOW me...for SCIENCE???)


Femshep: FOR SCIENCE!

Garrus Fangirls: FOR SCIENCE!

Mordin: FOR SCIENCE!

TIM: Must hide cameras in his room... FOR SCIENCE!

Kelly: For... "science"

(b*tch slap from Femshep)

Kelly: Ow! Ok! For science! FOR SCIENCE!

Wrex: *takes of reading glasses dramatically* FOR SCIENCE!

Jacob: Heavy risk...but the SCIENCE!

Jack: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!

Crew: ....0_0

Jack:  Posted Image uh ...I mean...FOR SCIENCE!

Posted Image ^_^
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