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[Lemonwizard]

WarlordFil wrote...

As far as I know there is absolutely no established canon about what naked turians look like below the belt--there's no detail on the one official "naked turian" sketch we've all seen--so any of these details about colours or ridges or tentacles or vents or what have you is all fanon.

(But if anyone ever FINDS any, please SHOW me...for SCIENCE???)

Whoa whoa whoa....back up one second.



.........Vents!?

You're not insinuating there's fanfics that suggest Garrus's cybernetic repairs were....down there, are you?

[Cerrydd]

Lemonwizard wrote...



Whoa whoa whoa....back up one second.



.........Vents!?

You're not insinuating there's fanfics that suggest Garrus's cybernetic repairs were....down there, are you?

You know, this gives a whole new ring to the suicide mission and the part where you have to choose someone to send through the vents.

That's why Garrus won't survive that part.

[janeym27]

Cerrydd wrote...

Lemonwizard wrote...



Whoa whoa whoa....back up one second.



.........Vents!?

You're not insinuating there's fanfics that suggest Garrus's cybernetic repairs were....down there, are you?

You know, this gives a whole new ring to the suicide mission and the part where you have to choose someone to send through the vents.

That's why Garrus won't survive that part.

There is wine on my keyboard now. LMAO.

Also, 999. Anyone from the UK? I have the '999 Emergency' theme running through my head now! lol

[Andaius20]

Cerrydd wrote...

Lemonwizard wrote...



Whoa whoa whoa....back up one second.



.........Vents!?

You're not insinuating there's fanfics that suggest Garrus's cybernetic repairs were....down there, are you?

You know, this gives a whole new ring to the suicide mission and the part where you have to choose someone to send through the vents.

That's why Garrus won't survive that part.

*is now dead from laughter*

[Pacifien]

On the page 1000...

Garrus will finish his calibrations.

Garrus will show you his banana.

Garrus will eat a cupcake.

Garrus will yell out "Perfect!"

Garrus will dance a little jig.

Garrus will lose 500 credits on quasar.

[Lemonwizard]

It's just, there is no such thing as a "vent" in biology. It's definitely something mechanical.

[Alexine]

Cerrydd wrote...

Lemonwizard wrote...



Whoa whoa whoa....back up one second.



.........Vents!?

You're not insinuating there's fanfics that suggest Garrus's cybernetic repairs were....down there, are you?

You know, this gives a whole new ring to the suicide mission and the part where you have to choose someone to send through the vents.

That's why Garrus won't survive that part.

LMAO!!!

I think the computer guys are going to come in and tell me to be quiet. People are giving me really weird looks.

[Bugsie]

Cerrydd wrote...

You know, this gives a whole new ring to the suicide mission and the part where you have to choose someone to send through the vents.

That's why Garrus won't survive that part.

Vents? What the hell is this vents business? I'm mortified, even more so at the suggestion there is possible fanfic out there....

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Omg almost at page 1000!!!!!!!!



How much would it suck if a mod locked us right here....wait on second thought forget i said anything. Donuts and tapioca for everyone on page 1000!

[kglaser]

Oh, they're out there. I just read one.
And, it was good. 8)

eta: Banana cupcakes for everyone!!

Modifié par kglaser, 07 juin 2010 - 02:01 .

[Andaius20]

What about Garrus Donuts?

Modifié par Andaius20, 07 juin 2010 - 02:02 .

[kglaser]

Do they make banana donuts?

[Bugsie]

kglaser wrote...

Oh, they're out there. I just read one.
And, it was good. 8)

eta: Banana cupcakes for everyone!!

mmmmm tasty thanks!

[Lemonwizard]

kglaser wrote...

Do they make banana donuts?

They make everything if you look hard enough. I've even seen donuts filled with barbecue sauce.

[kglaser]

Glad you liked them, Buggirl...I reaaally had to work at it XD

[janeym27]

Banana donughts and mountain dew: official cuisine of Clan Vakarian! XD

[Andaius20]

kglaser wrote...

Glad you liked them, Buggirl...I reaaally had to work at it XD

[kglaser]

Man we have a sweet tooth in here, don't we? XD

eta:  By golly, I am gonna see page 1000 before my tenuous internet connection drops dead!

Modifié par kglaser, 07 juin 2010 - 02:12 .

[janeym27]

kglaser wrote...

Man we have a sweet tooth in here, don't we? XD

We like sugar. What can I say?

[Lemonwizard]

My favorite food is apple pie. I will thus commence a campaign to convince everybody that Garrus's favorite food is apple pie.





Why? Because there are apples on Palaven, logic be damned.

[Cerrydd]

Pacifien wrote...

On the page 1000...
Garrus will finish his calibrations.
Garrus will show you his banana.
Garrus will eat a cupcake.
Garrus will yell out "Perfect!"
Garrus will dance a little jig.
Garrus will lose 500 credits on quasar.

Garrus dancing. Yes please!

Otherwise we'll have Janey to do a little jig...

On the page 1000, Garrus will sing that Unicorn game song.

[kglaser]

But Garrus won't rot your teeth.

[Lemonwizard]

kglaser wrote...

But Garrus won't rot your teeth.

Neither will apple pie, one of the many qualities Garrus likes about it.

[janeym27]

Jig? I'm game! XD

[kglaser]

LOL, Lemonwizard is starting a Palaven apple pie meme