1) Council. Human or Alien.
There is nothing. Literally nothing. Sorry come back when we're dead
because we will never believe you no matter how many giant doomsday
creatures you drop on our heads. Oh and the intern who was supposed to
write our part of the story is out back getting high with the creative
director but neither one of them know that huffing gasoline actually
destroys the creative part of your brain it doesn't enhance it... OK
peace out and go **** yerself.
Indeed, the Council are setup very badly in Mass Effect 2 to the extent that you do have to use their imagination. You can infer quite easily that from Mass Effect 1 they are a very cautious group that do not like to get involved in anything at all risky and are more interested in stability and expansion, and yet in Mass Effect 2 they become like a post World War 1 America completely withdrawing from even applying galactic stability.
The Alliance do this as well.
2) Dancing. W T F. If you are going
to keep the dancing crap at least teach Shepard to dance like he/she
used to and allow squadmates to dance like the first one... Why the
hell throw this mechanic in and do nothing with it. Complete waste of
development time and also worthy of pink slips in associated
departments.
Does this matter? I couldn't care less about dancing whether it is done properly, decently or even present.
3) Dark Energy collapsing a star?
Really Captain?... Probing Uranus. "Hey guys let's throw in a midget
on a unicycle and set him on fire!!!" Yeah no sense. Poor little
fellah can't even reach the peddles.
Maybe this will be revealed. It is science fiction nonetheless.
4) Zaeeed. Again really? Who
wrote this nonsense and better yet who the hell approved it. Zaeed
co-founded the Blue Suns? W T F. Really? That's how you tie him in?
I guess it's better than Thane or Samara just being birthed without any
ties to the relevant Story.
Zaeed is just downloadable content. I do not expect he will play anymore of a role other than a cameo in Mass Effect 3. Why look so deeply into it? Nonetheless, mercenary who actually did co-found the Blue Suns is
not out of touch in the Mass Effect Universe. I believe you mean that he is out of touch with agreeing to work with Cerberus. Which is I think, somewhat true.
5) Thane. Awesome character. Has
no business in Mass Effect. Really none. The only thing tying him to
the story arc is the fact that you run into him. Telling a story is an
art form I know but even art has structure and a basis in logic...
I have no idea what you're talking about here. Thane is entirely consistent with the introduction of the Drell race. Is it a plausible concept for assassins or hitmen to exist in the Mass Effect universe? Yes. Is it possible that Shepard might run into him? Yes. Is it plausible that Cerberus might ask Shepard to employ him? Perhaps not.
But nonetheless, how precisely is Thane not appropriate in the universe here?
6) Samara... Really? A cougar you
can't nail combined with a story arc that detracts ENTIRELY from the
main arc is not an ARC. Just for future reference, If there is no
connecting plot elements it's a "NEW STORY"...
Again, what?
Justicars make a lot of sense in a culturally varied race such as the Asari which do in general espouse long-ranging utlitarian ideals. I don't believe that the Justicar code as presented by Bioware is consistent, nor do I believe does it make any sense to be given a dossier on recruiting a Justicar by Cerberus - but nonetheless, the introduction of one is entirely consistent in the ME Universe.
7) The Warden tries to capture
Shepard? Really? Hey most badass human that ever lived, my douchebag
montage here is going to kick yer ass if you don't step peaceably into
that small box on the other side of the room. Even though you have the
backing of billions of credits and saved the whole galaxy... Really
Captain? Probing Uranus...
Yeah that was a bit stupid of him.
8) Conrad is back? Really? Why
would you bring back the most retarded character in the ME universe?
AND give him exclusive animations and dialogue? Because the intern
writers thought it would be hilarious to see what they could get
approved for final cut and someone at Bioware is blind def AND stupid
yet has the power to approve concepts? Least they drop his dumb ass in
a meat grinder. Still useless waste of production time.
Why not? What is the huge harm? It is almost an in-game easter egg. Why do you not just complain about other Mass Effect 1 characters bought back?
15) Jacob's loyalty mission?
Really a black guy wants to go find his father? Like he ever knew him
in the first place... Yeah stereotype I know, and probably racist, but
if you reverse the stereotype it has the same effect. It's just as
stupid. Combine that with the reverse slavery references and look what
you get? More nonsense. But this time it's offensive to black people,
educated people, and anyone else who gives a crap about coherent story
elements. This was completely unnecessary, detracts from the overall
story AND it's offensive. Great job... You couldn't think up anything
better that "What if the black fellah wants to find his long lost dad,
oh and let's make the dad a slave owner." Seriously pay someone to
think **** through before you put it into your games. You used to do
this... W T F happened...?
I am just going to skip some of the other mildly disagreeable points you made and focus on this.
You say that this topic is about all things without sense in Mass Effect 2 and how you have to inject your own imagination into it in order to make sense of it, and then you go and produce this obnoxious paragraph based on this. This is not the motive of the game developers (and you have no way to know what their motive is) - this is just your inept conclusion on what it was all about.
You are projecting the viewpoints of a character on the storywriter. Another poster in another thread made a truly fantastic post about this very topic. How some people are quite simply clueless, and simply believe an author of a book actually creates characters that are based on his own views. It would be like claiming that Bioware secretly endorses assasins because they spent a lot of time working on Thane. It would be like claiming that Bioware secretly support mass-murderers because of the creation of Morinth. It is
absurd.
This is what you are doing with Jacob and Jacob's father. By proposing that stereotypes are valid (which you are doing here, in order to make this connection) you are claiming that Bioware are reinforcing it. You are viewing Jacob's life from the glasses of someone who has a specific concept of what a black person's life is. Why do you ignore also, by the way, the key point that the character in question
disapproves of the actions of his father?