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[Aldridgeguy]

Ever wondered what your party talk about behind closed doors or when your not listening ? What do you think they get up to ?

ALISTAIR - Well, were screwed !

MORRIGAN - Whatever are you on about ?

ALISTAIR - Just look....some idiot left a bloody great log lying across the path.

MORRIGAN - I fail to see the problem, simpleton! climb over it !

ALISTAIR - I cant, just look at the height of it, it must be at LEAST 2 feet high, I couldnt possibly climb over anything that tall.

MORRIGAN - Well, go around it then ??

ALISTAIR - No can do I'm afraid, the side of the road, either side of the log is lined with those vicious looking impassable twigs !!

LELIANA - Wait a minute, what's the problem, the log's not that high, and any way, didnt I see you jump about 9 foot into the air last night when you 'oh so dramatically' leapt in and drove your sword into that Ogre's chest ? An ogre which, might I add, was already on it's last legs after I had spent 10 minutes turning it into a pin cushion but noooooooo, you HAD to run in front of me to get the dramatic killing blow didn't you ? Hmph !!

MORRIGAN - 10 minutes ? Ha ha ha, I could have destroyed the beast easily in less than 2

LELIANA - Its a dexterity thing ok !!

ALISTAIR - Look, they didn't cover " climbing over small logs " in Templar basic training, we'll just have to go another way ok !!

STEN - *Sigh!*

( taken from a bit of fan fiction I'm working on ) :0)

[Ulicus]

I don't know about conversations... but the next time Oghren gets drunk?

Oghren: I! AM! KROGAN!

[Kryyptehk]

I always have a vision about Alistair asking Leliana what Female PC says about his "performance".

Alistair: Soooo, was that good giggling or bad giggling?
Leliana: What?
Alistair: Earlier, when you and her were talking about my...."performance".
Leliana: Why? Are you concerned?
Alistair: I just wanna make sure that she doesn't think that I'm terrible or something. And if so, I could...correct my form?
Leliana: -laugh- Do not worry, Alistair. She thinks your form is fine. She especially likes that one thing you do with your--
Alistair: Maker's breath! Forget I said anything!

Modifié par Kryyptehk, 18 février 2010 - 11:32 .

[Fishy]

Allistair:I have a question for you Sten!
Sten: No
Allistair:At least .. Give me a chance to ask it!
Sten:No
Allistair:You're so Intelligent Sten
Allistair stare at Sten
Sten: Yes
Allistair: I hate you
Sten:I know.

Lelianna:I've seen everything Morrigan
Morigan:What are you talking about?
Leliana:You and the Warden .. Last night
Morigan :Did you learn anything?
Leliana:What are you suggesting!
Allistair:I'm here
Morigan:Than listen and learn
Allistair:I hate you
Morigan: Yes
Allistair:At least i will be in the next expansion and not you.
Warden: Sight.

Modifié par Suprez30, 18 février 2010 - 11:41 .

[Thor Rand Al]

Kryyptehk wrote...

I always have a vision about Alistair asking Leliana what Female PC says about his "performance".

Alistair: Soooo, was that good giggling or bad giggling?
Leliana: What?
Alistair: Earlier, when you and her were talking about my...."performance".
Leliana: Why? Are you concerned?
Alistair: I just wanna make sure that she doesn't think that I'm terrible or something. And if so, I could...correct my form?
Leliana: -laugh- Do not worry, Alistair. She thinks your form is fine. She especially likes that one thing you do with your--
Alistair: Maker's breath! Forget I said anything!

Lmfao that's a good one

[Sandtigress]

*after going into the Deep Roads for the umptheenth time because I forgot a quest, or getting lost in the Brecilian Forest again*



Alistair: Do you get the feeling she has no idea where she's going....?

[Kryyptehk]

Sandtigress wrote...

*after going into the Deep Roads for the umptheenth time because I forgot a quest, or getting lost in the Brecilian Forest again*

Alistair: Do you get the feeling she has no idea where she's going....?

+100

I get so lost in the deep roads that I think even Alistair thinks he could lead better than me.

[TripLight]

(Alistair shield bashes a genlock rogue off of the Mage Warden)

Alistair: MAKER'S BREATH,WOMAN! Stop looting while we are still fighting!

[melkathi]

If you are romancing Zevran:


Wynne: Good Maker! Zevran I didn't see you there. My you gave me quite a scare.

Zevran: So, Wynne. I hear you talked to the Warden about us.

Wynne: I did what I thought...

Zevran: Stop. You upset her/him. You will not do so again. I AM an Antivan Crow. Do not forget it woman.

[ejoslin]

melkathi wrote...

If you are romancing Zevran:


Wynne: Good Maker! Zevran I didn't see you there. My you gave me quite a scare.

Zevran: So, Wynne. I hear you talked to the Warden about us.

Wynne: I did what I thought...

Zevran: Stop. You upset her/him. You will not do so again. I AM an Antivan Crow. Do not forget it woman.

That really needs to be in there.

[Sandtigress]

TripLight wrote...


(Alistair shield bashes a genlock rogue off of the Mage Warden)
Alistair: MAKER'S BREATH,WOMAN! Stop looting while we are still fighting!

Hahahahahahahaha.....yes!!

[Aldridgeguy]

WARDEN = PC

LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - Eh ?
LELIANI - You looked like you wanted to talk to me ?
WARDEN - Erm, no, actually, I was trying to loot that dead Genlock you are standing next to
LELIANI - Oh, sorry..........
WARDEN - No problem
LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - What?
LELIANI - You wanted to talk ?
WARDEN - NO, I was trying to loot that corpse you are stood right next to
LELIANI - My bad, sorry.....
WARDEN - *sigh*
LELIANI - I am here for you....
WARDEN - Oh for the love of god, go and stand against that wall over there so I can loot this corpse in peace !!

( players on the PS3 or XBOX will probably better understand this, it's probably an easier interface with a point and click mouse lol )

Modifié par Aldridgeguy, 19 février 2010 - 01:25 .

[melkathi]

Aldridgeguy wrote...

WARDEN = PC

LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - Eh ?
LELIANI - You looked like you wanted to talk to me ?
WARDEN - Erm, no, actually, I was trying to loot that dead Genlock you are standing next to
LELIANI - Oh, sorry..........
WARDEN - No problem
LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - What?
LELIANI - You wanted to talk ?
WARDEN - NO, I was trying to loot that corpse you are stood right next to
LELIANI - My bad, sorry.....
WARDEN - *sigh*
LELIANI - I am here for you....
WARDEN - Oh for the love of god, go and stand against that wall over there so I can loot this corpse in peace !!

I so want to yell at Alistair: STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY MOUSE CURSOR THE MOMENT I CLICK ON LOOT!

[Sandtigress]

melkathi wrote...

Aldridgeguy wrote...

WARDEN = PC

LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - Eh ?
LELIANI - You looked like you wanted to talk to me ?
WARDEN - Erm, no, actually, I was trying to loot that dead Genlock you are standing next to
LELIANI - Oh, sorry..........
WARDEN - No problem
LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - What?
LELIANI - You wanted to talk ?
WARDEN - NO, I was trying to loot that corpse you are stood right next to
LELIANI - My bad, sorry.....
WARDEN - *sigh*
LELIANI - I am here for you....
WARDEN - Oh for the love of god, go and stand against that wall over there so I can loot this corpse in peace !!

I so want to yell at Alistair: STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY MOUSE CURSOR THE MOMENT I CLICK ON LOOT!

Even more so when you are in  "I don't want to talk to you because you're pushing this romance way too fast!" mode.

*clicks on corpse to loot it, Alistair runs through*

Alistair: Here, do you know what this is?
PC:  Alistair, I love you, but get that rose out of my face!  The Deep Roads is no place for a declaration of love!

[Kryyptehk]

melkathi wrote...

Aldridgeguy wrote...

WARDEN = PC

LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - Eh ?
LELIANI - You looked like you wanted to talk to me ?
WARDEN - Erm, no, actually, I was trying to loot that dead Genlock you are standing next to
LELIANI - Oh, sorry..........
WARDEN - No problem
LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - What?
LELIANI - You wanted to talk ?
WARDEN - NO, I was trying to loot that corpse you are stood right next to
LELIANI - My bad, sorry.....
WARDEN - *sigh*
LELIANI - I am here for you....
WARDEN - Oh for the love of god, go and stand against that wall over there so I can loot this corpse in peace !!

I so want to yell at Alistair: STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY MOUSE CURSOR THE MOMENT I CLICK ON LOOT!

This, especially if you trigger dialogue on accident. I once had our first kiss right after fighting the revenent outside Redcliffe castle.

Alistair: I know that this isn't a very romantic time...
PC: Well, you are covered in blood.
Alistair: And I know I should wait...
PC: AND there are corpses surronding us, and the knights are staring at us and Leliana is trying to cover up her torn juggular.
Alistair: But I've really come to care for you. Do you think you might ever feel the same for me?
PC: -mumble-all I was trying to do was loot the revenent.
Alistair: What?
PC: Nothing, yes I like you too. Shut up and kiss me you fool.

[frostajulie]

My Human Mage= PC



PC: Stares longingly at Zevran

Zev: What are you doing woman?

PC: I want to touch it.

Zev *smiling*: By all means my dear warden, you need not even ask-

PC *squeals in delight, reaches out her hand*

Zev *manly pose, hips forward, big grin*

PC *grabs his ear and fondles it lovingly* Sweeeet.

Zev *appears sad* Oh... not quite what I had in mind.

[DPSSOC]

Alistair: Hey Shale wanna play a game to pass the time
Shale: What game does it wish to play?
Alistair: It's called Rock, Paper, Scissors we each put our hand behind our back and pull them out at the same time showing Rock, Paper, or Scissors.
Shale: Alright I shall endulge it
Alistair: Excellent. Alright 1...2...3. PAPER!
Shale: ROCK! [punches Alistair in the head]
Shale: I rather like this game.

Modifié par DPSSOC, 19 février 2010 - 01:53 .

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...

*after going into the Deep Roads for the umptheenth time because I forgot a quest, or getting lost in the Brecilian Forest again*

Alistair: Do you get the feeling she has no idea where she's going....?

Wynne: Yes, and she seems to have never heard of the phrase "excuse me".
Leliana: She almost knocked me off of the bridge in Orzammar, and didn't even apologize, or hug me, or play with my hair!
Alistair: Yeah, the other day she plowed me down to go do that scary face thing at some ogre.  What is that about anyway? And why do they always fall for it, cowering in fear like they're not 13 times her size? Why don't they cower when I look at them?
Sten: Hmph. She is about as intimidating as a weed.
Shale: And as easy to crush.
Sten: Yet we're the ones left in camp every day.
Zevran: You're not missing much, trust me. Just the getting lost, and the looting. Oh, the looting. You would think she would get tired of reaching her hand into every corpse she stumbles over, but apparently pulling a bloodied iron ring from some dead genlock's stomach never loses its charm.  
Leliana: And Zevran, you know she's just using us for the lock-picking.
Zevran: Of course. And the looting would not be so bad; it earns us gold and the gold buys fancy things. But what good does that do any of us? She's just going to take the new stuff for herself and hand off her bloody weapons and sweaty armor to the next in line.
Morrigan: At least you receive anything new. I've had the same staff since I met her a year ago and she refuses to give me the robes she found in Mother's hut, and for no reason besides utter laziness. I just know they are in her pack, probably wadded up under all of the toys she hides from Alistair.
Alistair: She...hides toys from me? 
Morrigan: And booze from the dwarf.  But that is a good thing.
Oghren: *rouses from drunken stupor* WARDEN!!
Morrigan: Do not even bother, dwarf. You can get as angry as you want now, but it is ultimately futile.
Oghren: Whatcha mean by that?
Wynne: The Warden has something called..."coercion". That, along with a seemingly endless supply of objects that we all love, makes it almost impossible to for any of us to dislike her, no matter how rude, or selfish, or weak, we might find her or her actions.
Alistair: And apparently I'm so easy that I don't even need stuff.
Leliana: *giggles* That's not what I heard.
Morrigan: ...and on that note, I am going to go vomit. 

Modifié par SurelyForth, 19 février 2010 - 02:01 .

[Bratt1204]

TripLight wrote...


(Alistair shield bashes a genlock rogue off of the Mage Warden)
Alistair: MAKER'S BREATH,WOMAN! Stop looting while we are still fighting!

:lol:

[TotoroTori]

Kryyptehk wrote...

I always have a vision about Alistair asking Leliana what Female PC says about his "performance".

Alistair: Soooo, was that good giggling or bad giggling?
Leliana: What?
Alistair: Earlier, when you and her were talking about my...."performance".
Leliana: Why? Are you concerned?
Alistair: I just wanna make sure that she doesn't think that I'm terrible or something. And if so, I could...correct my form?
Leliana: -laugh- Do not worry, Alistair. She thinks your form is fine. She especially likes that one thing you do with your--
Alistair: Maker's breath! Forget I said anything!

Sandtigress wrote...

*after going into the Deep Roads for
the umptheenth time because I forgot a quest, or getting lost in the
Brecilian Forest again*

Alistair: Do you get the feeling she has no idea where she's going....?

These two I wish were in the game, seriously....

If in arkward position with Alistair and Zevran...

Zevran: Alistair, my friend didn't I promise already that no harm would come to her...

Alistair: That still doesn't explain it....

Zeveran: Explains what?

Alistair: Explains why you were in her tent naked with fruit and candles everywhere!!

Zeveran: Oh that.....she kicked me out anyways. These women of Ferelden, they are so hard. Why my dear Alistair? Are you jealous?

Alistair: What? What in the Maker are you...?

Zeveran: Haha its okay, I understand that you are jealous that you didn't come up with the ideal first.

Alistair: That's not.....

Zeveran: Anyways it seems we both have some competition...

Alistair: Who in the Maker....

Zeveran: That Dog seems to be with her everywhere...

Alistair: Yes he is, he follows her everywhere, sleep with her even baths with her...

Zeveran: How would you know that Alistair? Hmmm? Been peeping on our dear Lady?

Alistair: Ahhh.....oh look is that enemies up ahead, best not keep them waiting!

Zeveran: Heh, your a sly one for certain.

[Sandtigress]

SurelyForth wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

*after going into the Deep Roads for the umptheenth time because I forgot a quest, or getting lost in the Brecilian Forest again*

Alistair: Do you get the feeling she has no idea where she's going....?

Wynne: Yes, and she seems to have never heard of the phrase "excuse me".
Leliana: She almost knocked me off of the bridge in Orzammar, and didn't even apologize, or hug me, or play with my hair!
Alistair: Yeah, the other day she plowed me down to go do that scary face thing at some ogre.  What is that about anyway? And why do they always fall for it, cowering in fear like they're not 13 times her size? Why don't they cower when I look at them?
Sten: Hmph. She is about as intimidating as a weed.
Shale: And as easy to crush.
Sten: Yet we're the ones left in camp every day.
Zevran: You're not missing much, trust me. Just the getting lost, and the looting. Oh, the looting. You would think she would get tired of reaching her hand into every corpse she stumbles over, but apparently pulling a bloodied iron ring from some dead genlock's stomach never loses its charm.  
Leliana: And Zevran, you know she's just using us for the lock-picking.
Zevran: Of course. And the looting would not be so bad; it earns us gold and the gold buys fancy things. But what good does that do any of us? She's just going to take the new stuff for herself and hand off her bloody weapons and sweaty armor to the next in line.
Morrigan: At least you receive anything new. I've had the same staff since I met her a year ago and she refuses to give me the robes she found in Mother's hut, and for no reason besides utter laziness. I just know they are in her pack, probably wadded up under all of the toys she hides from Alistair.
Alistair: She...hides toys from me? 
Morrigan: And booze from the dwarf.  But that is a good thing.
Oghren: *rouses from drunken stupor* WARDEN!!
Morrigan: Do not even bother, dwarf. You can get as angry as you want now, but it is ultimately futile.
Oghren: Whatcha mean by that?
Wynne: The Warden has something called..."coercion". That, along with a seemingly endless supply of objects that we all love, makes it almost impossible to for any of us to dislike her, no matter how rude, or selfish, or weak, we might find her or her actions.
Alistair: And apparently I'm so easy that I don't even need stuff.
Leliana: *giggles* That's not what I heard.
Morrigan: ...and on that note, I am going to go vomit. 

HAHAHA, OMG!!!    That was PERFECT, to a T, every character!  I literally can't stop laughing - I'm so glad everyone else went home for the evening!

Modifié par Sandtigress, 19 février 2010 - 02:27 .

[TripLight]

SurelyForth wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

*after going into the Deep Roads for the umptheenth time because I forgot a quest, or getting lost in the Brecilian Forest again*

Alistair: Do you get the feeling she has no idea where she's going....?

Wynne: Yes, and she seems to have never heard of the phrase "excuse me".
Leliana: She almost knocked me off of the bridge in Orzammar, and didn't even apologize, or hug me, or play with my hair!
Alistair: Yeah, the other day she plowed me down to go do that scary face thing at some ogre.  What is that about anyway? And why do they always fall for it, cowering in fear like they're not 13 times her size? Why don't they cower when I look at them?
Sten: Hmph. She is about as intimidating as a weed.
Shale: And as easy to crush.
Sten: Yet we're the ones left in camp every day.
Zevran: You're not missing much, trust me. Just the getting lost, and the looting. Oh, the looting. You would think she would get tired of reaching her hand into every corpse she stumbles over, but apparently pulling a bloodied iron ring from some dead genlock's stomach never loses its charm.  
Leliana: And Zevran, you know she's just using us for the lock-picking.
Zevran: Of course. And the looting would not be so bad; it earns us gold and the gold buys fancy things. But what good does that do any of us? She's just going to take the new stuff for herself and hand off her bloody weapons and sweaty armor to the next in line.
Morrigan: At least you receive anything new. I've had the same staff since I met her a year ago and she refuses to give me the robes she found in Mother's hut, and for no reason besides utter laziness. I just know they are in her pack, probably wadded up under all of the toys she hides from Alistair.
Alistair: She...hides toys from me? 
Morrigan: And booze from the dwarf.  But that is a good thing.
Oghren: *rouses from drunken stupor* WARDEN!!
Morrigan: Do not even bother, dwarf. You can get as angry as you want now, but it is ultimately futile.
Oghren: Whatcha mean by that?
Wynne: The Warden has something called..."coercion". That, along with a seemingly endless supply of objects that we all love, makes it almost impossible to for any of us to dislike her, no matter how rude, or selfish, or weak, we might find her or her actions.
Alistair: And apparently I'm so easy that I don't even need stuff.
Leliana: *giggles* That's not what I heard.
Morrigan: ...and on that note, I am going to go vomit. 

Oh god this had me in stitches, the "excuse me" and Alistair's toys especially.

Concerning his toys...

Wynne: Warden, if I could have a moment?
PC: Of course, Wynne.
Wynne: I am starting to worry about Alistair.
PC: Why, is there something wrong with him?
Wynne: In a manner of speaking. It concerns those toys..Ahem...I mean figurines that you keep giving him. Granted they do give him enjoyment, but perhaps a little too much.
PC: What do you mean?
Wynne: Well, last night, I was bringing a fresh change of clothes to him as he took his turn bathing at the brook, I came upon the boy in his small clothes, on the bank, with all the figurines set in what appeared to be squads.
PC:(giggles) Well, boys to love to play battle commander on occasion.
Wynne: While commanding one squad to dance the Remigold in little leaf dresses, to a single solitary doll dressed supiciously like you? And commanding the other squad, which surrounded a twig figure with a red rag as a blouse and little staff, to "Tear the ****" apart?
PC: He remembered!
Wynne: Maker, I give up.

[Tellervo]

melkathi wrote...

If you are romancing Zevran:


Wynne: Good Maker! Zevran I didn't see you there. My you gave me quite a scare.

Zevran: So, Wynne. I hear you talked to the Warden about us.

Wynne: I did what I thought...

Zevran: Stop. You upset her/him. You will not do so again. I AM an Antivan Crow. Do not forget it woman.

+100

Windbag deserves this.

[Reaverwind]

Kryyptehk wrote...

melkathi wrote...

Aldridgeguy wrote...

WARDEN = PC

LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - Eh ?
LELIANI - You looked like you wanted to talk to me ?
WARDEN - Erm, no, actually, I was trying to loot that dead Genlock you are standing next to
LELIANI - Oh, sorry..........
WARDEN - No problem
LELIANI - I am here for you
WARDEN - What?
LELIANI - You wanted to talk ?
WARDEN - NO, I was trying to loot that corpse you are stood right next to
LELIANI - My bad, sorry.....
WARDEN - *sigh*
LELIANI - I am here for you....
WARDEN - Oh for the love of god, go and stand against that wall over there so I can loot this corpse in peace !!

I so want to yell at Alistair: STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY MOUSE CURSOR THE MOMENT I CLICK ON LOOT!

This, especially if you trigger dialogue on accident. I once had our first kiss right after fighting the revenent outside Redcliffe castle.

Alistair: I know that this isn't a very romantic time...
PC: Well, you are covered in blood.
Alistair: And I know I should wait...
PC: AND there are corpses surronding us, and the knights are staring at us and Leliana is trying to cover up her torn juggular.
Alistair: But I've really come to care for you. Do you think you might ever feel the same for me?
PC: -mumble-all I was trying to do was loot the revenent.
Alistair: What?
PC: Nothing, yes I like you too. Shut up and kiss me you fool.

Boy, do I know what you mean.

Wynne: I must ask, what does being a Grey Warden mean to you?
PC: Right now, it's about looting every corpse in sight.
Wynne: There's that I suppose...
PC: *grumbles* I knew I should have sided with Cullen

[Kryyptehk]

Alistair: So, Sten, I heard you and Morrigan talking the other day. The qunari mating ritual isn't THAT brutal, is it?

Sten: Yes.

Alistair: I thought the whole point of mating rituals was for, y'know, pleasure.

Sten: I thought it was for ensuring the survival of your species.

Alistair: Well there's that too, but why do you have to be so....violent? Is there no romance in the qunari culture?

Sten: -awkward look-

Alistair: What?

Sten: I do not engage in same-sex relations.

Alistair: What? I--Oh! I wasn't suggesting-- I don't-- Why does everyone do that? Is this a game to see how flustered I can get?

Sten: Yes.