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[Thor Rand Al]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Alistair: So, Sten, I heard you and Morrigan talking the other day. The qunari mating ritual isn't THAT brutal, is it?
Sten: Yes.
Alistair: I thought the whole point of mating rituals was for, y'know, pleasure.
Sten: I thought it was for ensuring the survival of your species.
Alistair: Well there's that too, but why do you have to be so....violent? Is there no romance in the qunari culture?
Sten: -awkward look-
Alistair: What?
Sten: I do not engage in same-sex relations.
Alistair: What? I--Oh! I wasn't suggesting-- I don't-- Why does everyone do that? Is this a game to see how flustered I can get?
Sten: Yes.

Lmao for some odd reason I could almost see Alistair asking that.  Seems everyone in the game likes to see how flustered he can get (which is cute btw) lol

[Sandtigress]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Alistair: So, Sten, I heard you and Morrigan talking the other day. The qunari mating ritual isn't THAT brutal, is it?
Sten: Yes.
Alistair: I thought the whole point of mating rituals was for, y'know, pleasure.
Sten: I thought it was for ensuring the survival of your species.
Alistair: Well there's that too, but why do you have to be so....violent? Is there no romance in the qunari culture?
Sten: -awkward look-
Alistair: What?
Sten: I do not engage in same-sex relations.
Alistair: What? I--Oh! I wasn't suggesting-- I don't-- Why does everyone do that? Is this a game to see how flustered I can get?
Sten: Yes.

Zevran: To tell you the truth, Wynne is winning, though I am a close second.  But 'tis fun, no?
Alistair: *blushes*  Maker's breath, what is WRONG with you people!
Zevran:  Aha, another point for me!

Modifié par Sandtigress, 19 février 2010 - 03:53 .

[TotoroTori]

Sandtigress wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Alistair: So, Sten, I heard you and Morrigan talking the other day. The qunari mating ritual isn't THAT brutal, is it?
Sten: Yes.
Alistair: I thought the whole point of mating rituals was for, y'know, pleasure.
Sten: I thought it was for ensuring the survival of your species.
Alistair: Well there's that too, but why do you have to be so....violent? Is there no romance in the qunari culture?
Sten: -awkward look-
Alistair: What?
Sten: I do not engage in same-sex relations.
Alistair: What? I--Oh! I wasn't suggesting-- I don't-- Why does everyone do that? Is this a game to see how flustered I can get?
Sten: Yes.

Zevran: To tell you the truth, Wynne is winning, though I am a close second.  But 'tis fun, no?
Alistair: *blushes*  Maker's breath, what is WRONG with you people!
Zevran:  Another point for me!

rfol XD XD


This is so funny, I wonder if their is a bet going on now

[Kryyptehk]

Sandtigress wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Alistair: So, Sten, I heard you and Morrigan talking the other day. The qunari mating ritual isn't THAT brutal, is it?
Sten: Yes.
Alistair: I thought the whole point of mating rituals was for, y'know, pleasure.
Sten: I thought it was for ensuring the survival of your species.
Alistair: Well there's that too, but why do you have to be so....violent? Is there no romance in the qunari culture?
Sten: -awkward look-
Alistair: What?
Sten: I do not engage in same-sex relations.
Alistair: What? I--Oh! I wasn't suggesting-- I don't-- Why does everyone do that? Is this a game to see how flustered I can get?
Sten: Yes.

Zevran: To tell you the truth, Wynne is winning, though I am a close second.  But 'tis fun, no?
Alistair: *blushes*  Maker's breath, what is WRONG with you people!
Zevran:  Aha, another point for me!

Leliana: Morrigan is losing by quite a bit. I don't believe you have any points, do you Morrigan?
Morrigan: I have no interest in playing this imbecilic game of yours. 'Tis pointless, since every time you talk to the man, he blushes.
Alistair: I do not!
Morrigan: Oh? From what your lover has told me, you blush quite a bit. Especially when she--
Alistair: -face starting to turn red- Morrigan, how is it that I have not ran you through with my sword yet?
Morrigan: Because you are far too busy running your "sword" through our fearless leader.
Alistair: -blush-
Zevran: One point for Morrigan! Darling, your use of words to humiliate others sets me on fire. Please, allow me at least one chance with you. Surely you have that much compassion.
Morrigan: Obviously, you do not know me, for you would not ask that question if you did.
Zevran: You are quite cruel, my dark mistress.

[SurelyForth]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Alistair: So, Sten, I heard you and Morrigan talking the other day. The qunari mating ritual isn't THAT brutal, is it?
Sten: Yes.
Alistair: I thought the whole point of mating rituals was for, y'know, pleasure.
Sten: I thought it was for ensuring the survival of your species.
Alistair: Well there's that too, but why do you have to be so....violent? Is there no romance in the qunari culture?
Sten: -awkward look-
Alistair: What?
Sten: I do not engage in same-sex relations.
Alistair: What? I--Oh! I wasn't suggesting-- I don't-- Why does everyone do that? Is this a game to see how flustered I can get?
Sten: Yes.

This is hilarious!

Oghren: So, boy, your fellow Warden managed to knock back a whole pint of my home brew and stay on her feet. Do you think you're man enough to beat that? 
Alistair: When it comes to handling dwarven ale, I'm not sure I'm man enough to beat Schmooples.
Oghren: Come on, what's the harm?
Alistair: My insides coming out through my mouth, mostly. Or not waking up. Or waking up with...
Oghren: Don't flatter yourself, boy. If I wanted a flat-chested blond, you sure wouldn't be my first choice. And besides, you seem like the type who would prefer a nice glass of wine before letting a guy like me get under your armor.
Alistair:...Schmooples. I was going to say Schmooples. 
Oghren: Riiiight. Just try not to think of me the next time you're all alone, twirling your pike.
Alistair: Well, one thing's for sure- my insides coming out through my mouth doesn't seem like such a terrible thing anymore.

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Alistair: How's my not-mangy little friend?
Dog: *eyes Alistair suspiciously*
Alistair: I know, I know. You would prefer if I were her. Doesn't everyone. Well, she's busy right now, showing off her new armor to Leliana or something. She wouldn't give me any details, but there was giggling involved.
Dog: *sympathetic whine*
Alistair: Aww, aren't you such a cute little puppy.  Yes you are! Yes you are!  Do you want me to scratch you behind your ears and sing that song about squirrels until your leg starts doing that excited thing and you can barely stand up and it's so adorable?
Dog: *growls and backs away, brow raised slightly*
Alistair: Oh, I didn't mean it like that! Maker, even the dog is in on the joke. That's it! I'm going to go sit by that bald dwarf over there. Surely there's nothing he can say to make me feel all awkward.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 19 février 2010 - 04:07 .

[Kryyptehk]

SurelyForth wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Alistair: So, Sten, I heard you and Morrigan talking the other day. The qunari mating ritual isn't THAT brutal, is it?
Sten: Yes.
Alistair: I thought the whole point of mating rituals was for, y'know, pleasure.
Sten: I thought it was for ensuring the survival of your species.
Alistair: Well there's that too, but why do you have to be so....violent? Is there no romance in the qunari culture?
Sten: -awkward look-
Alistair: What?
Sten: I do not engage in same-sex relations.
Alistair: What? I--Oh! I wasn't suggesting-- I don't-- Why does everyone do that? Is this a game to see how flustered I can get?
Sten: Yes.

This is hilarious!

Oghren: So, boy, your fellow Warden managed to knock back a whole pint of my home brew and stay on her feet. Do you think you're man enough to beat that? 
Alistair: When it comes to handling dwarven ale, I'm not sure I'm man enough to beat Schmooples.
Oghren: Come on, what's the harm?
Alistair: My insides coming out through my mouth, mostly. Or not waking up. Or waking up with...
Oghren: Don't flatter yourself, boy. If I wanted a flat-chested blond, you sure wouldn't be my first choice. And besides, you seem like the type who would prefer a nice glass of wine before letting a guy like me get under your armor.
Alistair:...Schmooples. I was going to say Schmooples. 
Oghren: Riiiight. Just try not to think of me the next time you're all alone, twirling your pike.
Alistair: Well, one thing's for sure- my insides coming out through my mouth doesn't seem like such a terrible thing anymore.

That sounds like it came right out of the game lol! I wonder what would be worst, waking up next to Wynne or Oghren?

I believe we all know the answer to that, using Branka as an example.

[Thor Rand Al]

Lmfao poor poor Alistair. Reading these threads on this page oh my, Alistair wouldn't have a chance in he**. Everyone would have him blushing the whole game lmao

[Aldridgeguy]

WYNE - I do wish that dog of yours would refrain from licking its testicles by the campfire while we are eating !

ALISTAIR - You know, sometimes, I wish I could do that !

MORRIGAN - Well give him a Mubari crunch and he might let you !!

Modifié par Aldridgeguy, 19 février 2010 - 04:13 .

[SurelyForth]

Kryyptehk wrote...

That sounds like it came right out of the game lol! I wonder what would be worst, waking up next to Wynne or Oghren?

I believe we all know the answer to that, using Branka as an example.

I tried to come up with something witty about Oghren's beard tickling Alistair in all the right places and I died inside. A lot.

Zevran: Well, Wynne does have that magical bosom.
Leliana: And all those rejuvenating spells would probably help with the *ahem* duration.

[HarlequinDream]

I'd love to hear my companions remark on the PC's choice of weapons.



For instance, a female Dalish using a two-handed sword.

[Sandtigress]

Zevran: My dear Alistair..
Alistair: Maker's breath, not this again! Haven't you people had enough?
Zevran: I only wished to tell you...
Alistair: What, you think my eyes are pretty? You like my hair?
Zevran: No, well, yes, but...
Alistair: The way I twirl my pike? Or swing my sword?
Zevran: If you would only listen for a second...
Alistair: You won't make me blush this time! I'm on to yo..*Alistair falls flat on his face*
Zevran: I only wished to inform you that your boot was untied, but I suppose you have figured that out for yourself, no?
Alistair: *blushing* Maker's breath....
Zevran: Oho! Another point for me!

Modifié par Sandtigress, 19 février 2010 - 04:42 .

[e-ver]

melkathi wrote...

If you are romancing Zevran:


Wynne: Good Maker! Zevran I didn't see you there. My you gave me quite a scare.

Zevran: So, Wynne. I hear you talked to the Warden about us.

Wynne: I did what I thought...

Zevran: Stop. You upset her/him. You will not do so again. I AM an Antivan Crow. Do not forget it woman.

Oh, would you all excuse me, I just melted...

[EccentricSage]

melkathi wrote...

If you are romancing Zevran:


Wynne: Good Maker! Zevran I didn't see you there. My you gave me quite a scare.

Zevran: So, Wynne. I hear you talked to the Warden about us.

Wynne: I did what I thought...

Zevran: Stop. You upset her/him. You will not do so again. I AM an Antivan Crow. Do not forget it woman.

I would love for him to have had dialogue about that, but to be honest, threatening Wynne would be OOC.  He's not as cold blooded as you might at first think, and if you explore his character, you find he cares about the other party members more than you'd expect, too. 

I always thought his teasing of Wynne seemed to be downright friendly.  You know... people who have trouble expressing their fealings use humor and teasing and such.  I've only ever seen him get angry at alistair in a convo once.  He's easy going.  Not to mention, he's really good at figuring people out.  He'd probably understand where Wynne is coming from, and then confront her about the flaw in her logic... and there would be some humor in it to soften it, too.  He softens with humor a lot.

Sandtigress wrote...

Zevran: My dear Alistair..
Alistair: Maker's breath, not this again! Haven't you people had enough?
Zevran: I only wished to tell you...
Alistair: What, you think my eyes are pretty? You like my hair?
Zevran: No, well, yes, but...
Alistair: The way I twirl my pike? Or swing my sword?
Zevran: If you would only listen for a second...
Alistair: You won't make me blush this time! I'm on to yo..*Alistair falls flat on his face*
Zevran: I only wished to inform you that your boot was untied, but I suppose you have figured that out for yourself, no?
Alistair: *blushing* Maker's breath....
Zevran: Oho! Another point for me!

LOL  Nice.  Only thing I'd think is awkward is that Alistair repeats 'Makers breath!"... wich seems awkward... but the scario is adorable.

frostajulie wrote...

My Human Mage= PC

PC: Stares longingly at Zevran
Zev: What are you doing woman?
PC: I want to touch it.
Zev *smiling*: By all means my dear warden, you need not even ask-
PC *squeals in delight, reaches out her hand*
Zev *manly pose, hips forward, big grin*
PC *grabs his ear and fondles it lovingly* Sweeeet.
Zev *appears sad* Oh... not quite what I had in mind.

XD  I want this to be an animated scene randomly trigered at camp.  LOL  cute!

Aldridgeguy wrote...

WYNE - I do wish that dog of yours would refrain from licking its testicles by the campfire while we are eating !

ALISTAIR - You know, sometimes, I wish I could do that !

MORRIGAN - Well give him a Mubari crunch and he might let you !!

  So wrong in all the right ways.  XD

Maybe a varient for if Zevran is with and not Morrigan.  Oh the possabilities with that... XD  I shall come up with my own, eventually.  Wanted to hand out massive cudos to you creative folks.

Modifié par EccentricSage, 19 février 2010 - 11:07 .

[bri193]

Alistair: whinging on about something or another...
Leliana: You are whinging again. Do you want to see my blue-suede shoes?
Alistair: No I wasn't....It's just my pathic life is so terrible... and what does blue-suede shoe have to do ...
Leliana: Performs Below the Belt attack on Alistair
Alistair: Stunned
Leliana: Thank the maker.. Finally we get some peace...
.
.
.
Alistair: Comes to, holding his groin...Owwww.. Why did you do that?
Leliana: Because you are silly little cry-baby... Aren't my blue-suede shoes pretty?
Alistair: I think I see a piece of my scrotum...
Morrigan: Are we awake again?
Alistair: Go away, swamp-witch...
Morrigan: Now, Alistair, is that a nice thing to say to me? Oh, Alistair! Look over there, a pretty statue!
Alistair: Looks to where Morrigan is pointing...
Morrigan: Casts Petrify on Alistair...
Morrigan: Oh Sten darling...
Sten: ...
Morrigan: Oh, come on Sten...
Sten: ...
Morrigan: Don't you like me anymore?
Sten: What...
Morrigan: You know that special thing you do with that great big blade of yours?
Sten: ...
Morrigan: Sten??
Sten: What about it...
Morrigan: Could you show me again just how you do that?
Sten: No..
Morrigan: Come on Sten, please?
Sten: No..
Morrigan: I will polish your armour....
Sten: ...
Morrigan: And, visit you this evening...
Sten: Ok...
Morrigan: Why not show me using Alistair? He is just standing over there feeling sorry for himself again...
Sten: Walks over to where Alistair is standing... Woose
Sten: Winds up for a Critical hit...
Alistair: Shatters into a million pieces...

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Zevran: arrives at camp...
ME: You are not from around here, right?
Zevran: I am from Antiva...
ME: Does everyone from Antiva speak with such a horrible fake accent?
Zevran: No, only me ...
Dog: Growls menacingly at Zevran
ME: Your accent is extremely annoying and is bothering my dog...
Zevran: Someone was too lazy to find a 'Latino' voice actor...
ME: Sorry, but ....
Dog: Attacks Zevran, rips throat out., spits on the ground, walks away...

Modifié par bri193, 19 février 2010 - 06:35 .

[Phoenix Swordsinger]

DPSSOC wrote...

Alistair: Hey Shale wanna play a game to pass the time
Shale: What game does it wish to play?
Alistair: It's called Rock, Paper, Scissors we each put our hand behind our back and pull them out at the same time showing Rock, Paper, or Scissors.
Shale: Alright I shall endulge it
Alistair: Excellent. Alright 1...2...3. PAPER!
Shale: ROCK! [punches Alistair in the head]
Shale: I rather like this game.

 LMAO!!!!!

[Sandtigress]

Alistair: Wynne, will you tell me a bedtime story?
Wynne:  Alistair, you are far too old for such nonsense.
Alistair: But the archdemon woke me up and now I can't go back to sleep. Pleeease?
Wynne:  Oh, alright.  What would you like to hear about?  How about the time I...
Alistair: Do you know any stories about gryphons?!
Wynne: ....Do the Wardens not recruit anyone over the age of five anymore...?




PC: Leliana, do you know any tales?
Leliana:  Of course!  I know many tales!  What would you like to hear about?
PC and Alistair:  GRYPHONS!!!
*from across the camp*
Wynne: ARGH!!!

Modifié par Sandtigress, 19 février 2010 - 10:48 .

[Sandtigress]

Why a romance between Alistair and Leliana never took off.


Alistair:  Here, look at this.
Leliana:  Its a rose!  Oh, how beautiful!
Alistair:  I picked it in Lothering.  I know I should have left it alone...
Leliana:  In...Lothering?  Not in the Chantry gardens...
Alistair:  Well, yes.  When we stopped to talk to the revered mother about Sten...
Leliana:  You...picked...the Maker's rose..., Oh, how could you?
*Leliana runs off into the night*
Alistair:  I, ah....What just happened here?

[SurelyForth]

Alistair: So, Sten, what do you do here all day? You know, while we're all off fighting and adventuring?
Sten: I tend the camp, put the warhound through his daily training exercises...
Alistair: Wait...what kind of training?
Sten: We find a clearing where we can work on his reflexes and verbal command responses and I put him through a series of rigorous tests that improve spatial aptitude and combat positioning.
Alistair: So you play fetch.
Sten: *sigh* Yes. We play fetch.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 19 février 2010 - 11:24 .

[Sandtigress]

SurelyForth wrote...

Alistair: So, Sten, what do you do here all day? You know, while we're all off fighting and adventuring?
Sten: I tend the camp, put the warhound through his daily training exercises...
Alistair: Wait...what kind of training?
Sten: We find a clearing where we can work on his reflexes and verbal command responses and I put him through a series of rigorous tests that improve spatial aptitude and combat positioning.
Alistair: So you play fetch.
Sten: *sigh* Yes. We play fetch.

Hahaha, love it!  SurelyForth, I think you've done one too many playthroughs of DA:O.  You've got the characters down pat!  

[draxynnus]

SurelyForth wrote...

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Alistair: How's my not-mangy little friend?
Dog: *eyes Alistair suspiciously*
Alistair: I know, I know. You would prefer if I were her. Doesn't everyone. Well, she's busy right now, showing off her new armor to Leliana or something. She wouldn't give me any details, but there was giggling involved.
Dog: *sympathetic whine*
Alistair: Aww, aren't you such a cute little puppy.  Yes you are! Yes you are!  Do you want me to scratch you behind your ears and sing that song about squirrels until your leg starts doing that excited thing and you can barely stand up and it's so adorable?
Dog: *growls and backs away, brow raised slightly*
Alistair: Oh, I didn't mean it like that! Maker, even the dog is in on the joke. That's it! I'm going to go sit by that bald dwarf over there. Surely there's nothing he can say to make me feel all awkward.

Sandal:Enchantment!
Alistair:...
Zevran:*calls from across camp* And a point for Sandal!

[Chasseresse]

I'll think about possible convos that could happen, but right now I'm wishing there was more party banter in Orzammar that was specific to your origin if you are a dwarf (especially commoner). It wouldn't have to be much, but certainly some sort of affirmation from someone in your party that yes, your mom is awful and your sister is right to be every bit as proud as she is of you. I just got done telling the mother off after she made the line about getting "poked by a prince"-it would have been perfect timing for Alistair or even Morrigan to say something snarky.



(Edited) I do have to apologize for breaking the line of great convos. Poor Alistair

Modifié par Chasseresse, 20 février 2010 - 12:10 .

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...

Hahaha, love it!  SurelyForth, I think you've done one too many playthroughs of DA:O.  You've got the characters down pat!  

Thanks! And I am way past the point of having played just one too many times- it's more like 4 or 5 too many. 

Shale: So, it has somehow managed to not run off its fellow Warden.
Alistair: Yes. Somehow.
Shale: I am disappointed. I had hopes that she would have finally crushed its head after one too many smart comments.
Alistair: Oh, she gets to be a "she" but I'm still an "it"? I see how it is.
Shale: It can be a "she" if it really wants to be.
Alistair: I'll pass on that.
Shale: Like it passed on it's last chance to bathe?
Alistair: How do you even know that? You're made of stone! Stone can't smell.
Shale: Yes, and so I thought before I met it.

draxynnus wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

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Alistair: How's my not-mangy little friend?
Dog: *eyes Alistair suspiciously*
Alistair: I know, I know. You would prefer if I were her. Doesn't everyone. Well, she's busy right now, showing off her new armor to Leliana or something. She wouldn't give me any details, but there was giggling involved.
Dog: *sympathetic whine*
Alistair: Aww, aren't you such a cute little puppy.  Yes you are! Yes you are!  Do you want me to scratch you behind your ears and sing that song about squirrels until your leg starts doing that excited thing and you can barely stand up and it's so adorable?
Dog: *growls and backs away, brow raised slightly*
Alistair: Oh, I didn't mean it like that! Maker, even the dog is in on the joke. That's it! I'm going to go sit by that bald dwarf over there. Surely there's nothing he can say to make me feel all awkward.

Sandal:Enchantment!
Alistair:...
Zevran:*calls from across camp* And a point for Sandal!

Awesome!

Modifié par SurelyForth, 20 février 2010 - 12:14 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

You people really should apply for jobs as banter writers for future expansions. Seriously. This stuff is making my belly ache laughing.

[Reaverwind]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

You people really should apply for jobs as banter writers for future expansions. Seriously. This stuff is making my belly ache laughing.

Poor Alistair. He doesn't stand a chance.

[Sresla]

Schmooples (squeaking): So how do you get these fools to follow you about so willingly when they seem so uncomprehending?
Dog (barking): Humans, elves, dwarves, they all seem to like it when I do this.
Dog wags his tail.
Schmooples (squeaking): That's it? You shake your rump at them and they obey you?
Dog (barking): At first I tried speaking to them, but their language is so simple, they cannot understand the complexities of our speech. I noticed that there seems to be a lot of rump shaking between the males and females of their species and thought to use it to my own advantage.
Schmooples (squeaking): Very wise. So what is our next move?
Dog (barking): For now, we fight the Blight. We are already close to territorial dominance. Once that threat is ended, we shall rise and rule over all.
Schmooples (squeaking): All hail our new canine overlords!