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[sylvanaerie]

OMG...meltdown...tears...Sides splitting...This thread is TOTAL WIN!!!! You guys are SO hilarious!

[Fishy]

Allistair: Maker Breath! What are you Doing!
Zing Zing Zing Zing
PC : Good Boy
Allistair: Don't encourag... AHH
Dog : WOOF
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Allistair: Morrigan I can see your ... you know your ... thing ..
Morrigan:What?
Allistair:The Pink Thing
Morrigan:Just say it
Allistair: TI .. TI ... TI...
Leliana:So adorable
PC:Sight
ALLISTAIR: TITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
Dog:Woof
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Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
Allistair: Sten
Sten: No
PC: SHUT UP

Modifié par Suprez30, 20 février 2010 - 09:43 .

[Rhinna]

Alastair: "What?!! How COULD you allow Loghain to live...I will NOT be a Grey Warden if HE is one!"
PC: " Oh GROW UP will you?!! Now get back here this instant!  Loghain WILL be in the group, we WILL kill the archdemon, and I will NOT put up with ANY more of your pouting, or no pudding after supper tonight!  Is that understood?!!!!"

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Zevran: "I hear you've been talking to our Grey Warden Wynne..."
Wynne:  flustered, stammers a bit "Err...well...yes...she/he has responsibilities...erm...and...and...other things to do than keep all of us up at night with that moaning! 
Zevran: "What? are you jealous? If so, I'm sure the Grey Warden wouldn't mind sharing..." *chuckles* in fact, let me go ask her/him right now.  Perhaps you can join us tonight yes?"
Wynne: "Oh, forget I said anything!" *runs off blushing*

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Zevran: "I am yours".  *smiles sweetly*
PC: "I need a hug"
Zevran: *laughs*  "Again? what will the others think?" *sweeps PC up into a bearhug and plants a kiss on their cheek*

Seriously...DAO needs a /hug option! Especially after some of those painful moments.

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PC watches as his/her companions kill Tamlen.
Sten: "I am sorry, kadan".
Leliana: "Oh! I am so sorry! I know he meant a lot to you.  Are you OK?"
PC: "NO! I am NOT OK!!!" *sniffles* 
Ohgren: "Ahhh Warden, don't go gettin' yer soddin' knickers in a tizzy.  I got some special stock I've been saving up...why not come to my tent, and we'll get drunk eh?"
Zevran: "I am sorry.  I know how much he meant to you.  Do you want to talk?"
Dog: *whines sadly*
Sandal: "Enchantment!"
Morrigan: "Well, he's dead.  It had to be done, yet I guess I can understand your reaction. Truly, t'was more merciful this way".

(Alastair is the ONLY one that even acknowledges Tamlen)

[Chasseresse]

They DO need a hug option!

[Sandtigress]

Alistair: And what is with her picking up every little flower and plant we pass by?
Zevran: Yes, as if the looting were not bad enough.  We must be plant-pickers as well.
Alistair:  I mean, what does she do with it all?  We don't eat it.
Morrigan: No.  We must eat that foul creation you call stew.  I make tastier poison.


I think there's an ending to this conversation, but its not coming to mind.  Someone come up with it!

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...

Alistair: And what is with her picking up every little flower and plant we pass by?
Zevran: Yes, as if the looting were not bad enough.  We must be plant-pickers as well.
Alistair:  I mean, what does she do with it all?  We don't eat it.
Morrigan: No.  We must eat that foul creation you call stew.  I make tastier poison.

Zevran: Morrigan, my dear, I swear that you say these things only to excite me.
Morrigan: You would be fool enough to be lured by the promise of poison.
Zevran: But only if it's tasty. I do have standards.

I tried.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 20 février 2010 - 11:43 .

[Sandtigress]

Haha, I like it!!

[Kryyptehk]

Leliana: Morrigan, have you considered switching teams?
Morrigan: Please tell me you are not asking what I think you are asking.
Leliana: You are quite pretty, and you seem to have a lot of contempt for men. You are just a few steps away from converting.
Morrigan: -scoff- Converting. Am I supposed to pray at the altar of Leliana?
Leliana: I wouldn't mind it.
Morrigan: Go admire PC's hair and leave me alone. I have no interest in "converting".
Oghren: -from across camp- Damn!

Modifié par Kryyptehk, 20 février 2010 - 11:39 .

[SurelyForth]

 
Alistair: And...there she goes. Off to flirt with that Kylon fellow again.
Morrigan: You sound so very jealous.
Alistair: I'm not jealous, I just...must she do this every time we come to Denerim?
Leliana: I do not even think we have any reason to be here. Although she did promise to buy me some shoes! 
Alistair: Look at her. Laughing at his...talking. She even takes off her helmet for him. She wears that thing to bed sometimes!
Morrigan: If you are going to start on about your sex life, tell me now. It would be a perfect time to jump down the Chantry well.
Leliana: Hmm, I wonder what they talk about.
Morrigan: Being followed around by worthless bastards, if I recall their last conversation correctly. The Warden has *much* to say on that topic.
Alistair: Do you need any help getting down that well? I'd be more than happy to oblige. 

Modifié par SurelyForth, 21 février 2010 - 12:55 .

[Sandtigress]

Kryyptehk wrote...

Leliana: Morrigan, have you considered switching teams?
Morrigan: Please tell me you are not asking what I think you are asking.
Leliana: You are quite pretty, and you seem to have a lot of contempt for men. You are just a few steps away from converting.
Morrigan: -scoff- Converting. Am I supposed to pray at the altar of Leliana?
Leliana: I wouldn't mind it.
Morrigan: Go admire PC's hair and leave me alone. I have no interest in "converting".
Oghren: -from across camp- Damn!

Alistair:  Switching teams?  What game are we playing?
Zevran:  Ahh, Alistair.  If only we could get you to..."play".


SurelyForth, love it!!  My girls would totally flirt with Sgt. Kylon too!

Modifié par Sandtigress, 20 février 2010 - 11:46 .

[Kryyptehk]

Sandtigress wrote...

Kryyptehk wrote...

Leliana: Morrigan, have you considered switching teams?
Morrigan: Please tell me you are not asking what I think you are asking.
Leliana: You are quite pretty, and you seem to have a lot of contempt for men. You are just a few steps away from converting.
Morrigan: -scoff- Converting. Am I supposed to pray at the altar of Leliana?
Leliana: I wouldn't mind it.
Morrigan: Go admire PC's hair and leave me alone. I have no interest in "converting".
Oghren: -from across camp- Damn!

Alistair:  Switching teams?  What game are we playing?
Zevran:  Ahh, Alistair.  If only we could get you to..."play".


SurelyForth, love it!!  My girls would totally flirt with Sgt. Kylon too!

There are two teams, team Warden and team Celibacy. In Dragon Age, there are no inbetweens. Either you do it with Warden, or you don't do it at all.

Modifié par Kryyptehk, 20 février 2010 - 11:51 .

[Sandtigress]

Morrigan:Why must we speak to every fool we pass by? They are always asking for favors. 'Ohhh, please help me, my kitten has fallen down the well.' And she always stops to help!
Leliana: She is a good person. There is nothing wrong with that.
Alistair: Yes, what's the harm in bringing a little joy when there's so much darkness around us?
Zevran: Of course you do not object. By the sounds coming out of your tent at night, she brings you more than "a little joy", no?
Alistair: Ah, yes. Time to change the subject. Oh look, there's that kitten from the well...

Modifié par Sandtigress, 21 février 2010 - 12:00 .

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...

Morrigan:Why must we speak to every fool we pass by? They are always asking for favors. 'Ohhh, please help me, my kitten has fallen down the well.' And she always stops to help!
Leliana: She is a good person. There is nothing wrong with that.
Alistair: Yes, what's the harm in bringing a little joy when there's so much darkness around us?
Zevran: Of course you not object. By the sounds coming out of your tent at night, she brings you more than "a little joy", no?
Alistair: Ah, yes. Time to change the subject. Oh look, there's that kitten from the well...

<3Sten approves +8.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 21 février 2010 - 12:24 .

[Sandtigress]

lol Playing the game helps these things come to mind....



Alistair: Ah, shouldn't we talk to those people over there? I thought we came here to rescue them?

Zevran: I do not believe she hears you, my dear Alistair. Once again, she is busy looting.

Morrigan: And where is your theory about her being a good person now?

[Reaverwind]

Rhinna wrote...

Alastair: "What?!! How COULD you allow Loghain to live...I will NOT be a Grey Warden if HE is one!"
PC: " Oh GROW UP will you?!! Now get back here this instant!  Loghain WILL be in the group, we WILL kill the archdemon, and I will NOT put up with ANY more of your pouting, or no pudding after supper tonight!  Is that understood?!!!!"

 ---------------------------------------------

Zevran: "I hear you've been talking to our Grey Warden Wynne..."
Wynne:  flustered, stammers a bit "Err...well...yes...she/he has responsibilities...erm...and...and...other things to do than keep all of us up at night with that moaning! 
Zevran: "What? are you jealous? If so, I'm sure the Grey Warden wouldn't mind sharing..." *chuckles* in fact, let me go ask her/him right now.  Perhaps you can join us tonight yes?"
Wynne: "Oh, forget I said anything!" *runs off blushing*

--------------------------------------------

Zevran: "I am yours".  *smiles sweetly*
PC: "I need a hug"
Zevran: *laughs*  "Again? what will the others think?" *sweeps PC up into a bearhug and plants a kiss on their cheek*

Seriously...DAO needs a /hug option! Especially after some of those painful moments.

-------------------------------------------

PC watches as his/her companions kill Tamlen.
Sten: "I am sorry, kadan".
Leliana: "Oh! I am so sorry! I know he meant a lot to you.  Are you OK?"
PC: "NO! I am NOT OK!!!" *sniffles* 
Ohgren: "Ahhh Warden, don't go gettin' yer soddin' knickers in a tizzy.  I got some special stock I've been saving up...why not come to my tent, and we'll get drunk eh?"
Zevran: "I am sorry.  I know how much he meant to you.  Do you want to talk?"
Dog: *whines sadly*
Sandal: "Enchantment!"
Morrigan: "Well, he's dead.  It had to be done, yet I guess I can understand your reaction. Truly, t'was more merciful this way".

(Alastair is the ONLY one that even acknowledges Tamlen)

Somehow, I don't see Morrigan reacting quite that way. I think it'd be more like: "Your friend is dead. Get over it."

Modifié par Reaverwind, 21 février 2010 - 12:24 .

[SurelyForth]

Wynne: My favorite Wardens, back from Denerim! Tell me all about your big day while I make you some tea!
Alistair: Well, first we walked over to the palace and Ser Cauthrien wouldn't let us into the Landsmeet.
PC: So we killed her.
Alistair: Then, we went into the Landsmeet. Loghain was crazy and accusing us of being Orlesian, and then Anora betrayed us. Somehow, Loghain lost and was a complete jerk about it, of course.
PC: So we killed him.
Alistair: So then this one made us king and queen. Anora didn't take it so well.
PC: So we killed her.
Alistair: What? No! We just locked her in the tower.
PC: I killed her in my mind, a little. And called her a ****. But that was out loud. 
Alistair: Then...we trekked back to the market district and we ran into this fellow, Hawkwind was his name, maybe? Anyway, seems his son wanted him dead.
PC: So we killed him.
Alistair: Thinking back on it, maybe we should have done that before we became the king and queen of Ferelden? I don't know, it seems like our "murdering people in the streets" days should be behind us. Maybe next time we should take care of business someplace not within view of the Chantry. Or maybe let Zevran handle it.
Wynne: Hmmm. Maybe Aneirin isn't my biggest regret.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 21 février 2010 - 12:26 .

[Sandtigress]

SurelyForth wrote...

Wynne: My favorite Wardens, back from Denerim! Tell me all about your big day while I make you some tea!
Alistair: Well, first we walked over to the palace and Ser Cauthrien wouldn't let us into the Landsmeet.
PC: So we killed her.
Alistair: Then, we went into the Landsmeet. Loghain was crazy and accusing us of being Orlesian, and then Anora betrayed us. Somehow, Loghain lost and was a complete jerk about it, of course.
PC: So we killed him.
Alistair: So then this one made us king and queen. Anora didn't take it so well.
PC: So we killed her.
Alistair: What? No! We just locked her in the tower.
PC: I killed her in my mind, a little. And called her a ****. But that was out loud. 
Alistair: Then...we trekked back to the market district and we ran into this fellow, Hawkwind was his name, maybe? Anyway, seems his son wanted him dead.
PC: So we killed him.
Alistair: Thinking back on it, maybe we should have done that before we became the king and queen of Ferelden? I don't know, it seems like our "murdering people in the streets" days should be behind us. Maybe next time we should take care of business someplace not within view of the Chantry. Or maybe let Zevran handle it.
Wynne: Hmmm. Maybe Aneirin isn't my biggest regret.

Ahahahaha.  "So we killed him.'  Its true enough!  Ah, our PC is a lady of few words, and many actions.  Well, just one action really, done over and over again. 

[Kryyptehk]

SurelyForth wrote...

Wynne: My favorite Wardens, back from Denerim! Tell me all about your big day while I make you some tea!
Alistair: Well, first we walked over to the palace and Ser Cauthrien wouldn't let us into the Landsmeet.
PC: So we killed her.
Alistair: Then, we went into the Landsmeet. Loghain was crazy and accusing us of being Orlesian, and then Anora betrayed us. Somehow, Loghain lost and was a complete jerk about it, of course.
PC: So we killed him.
Alistair: So then this one made us king and queen. Anora didn't take it so well.
PC: So we killed her.
Alistair: What? No! We just locked her in the tower.
PC: I killed her in my mind, a little. And called her a ****. But that was out loud. 
Alistair: Then...we trekked back to the market district and we ran into this fellow, Hawkwind was his name, maybe? Anyway, seems his son wanted him dead.
PC: So we killed him.
Alistair: Thinking back on it, maybe we should have done that before we became the king and queen of Ferelden? I don't know, it seems like our "murdering people in the streets" days should be behind us. Maybe next time we should take care of business someplace not within view of the Chantry. Or maybe let Zevran handle it.
Wynne: Hmmm. Maybe Aneirin isn't my biggest regret.

+110!!!

[Rhinna]

Reaverwind wrote...

Rhinna wrote...


PC watches as his/her companions kill Tamlen.
Sten: "I am sorry, kadan".
Leliana: "Oh! I am so sorry! I know he meant a lot to you.  Are you OK?"
PC: "NO! I am NOT OK!!!" *sniffles* 
Ohgren: "Ahhh Warden, don't go gettin' yer soddin' knickers in a tizzy.  I got some special stock I've been saving up...why not come to my tent, and we'll get drunk eh?"
Zevran: "I am sorry.  I know how much he meant to you.  Do you want to talk?"
Dog: *whines sadly*
Sandal: "Enchantment!"
Morrigan: "Well, he's dead.  It had to be done, yet I guess I can understand your reaction. Truly, t'was more merciful this way".

(Alastair is the ONLY one that even acknowledges Tamlen)

Somehow, I don't see Morrigan reacting quite that way. I think it'd be more like: "Your friend is dead. Get over it."

Hah...that was my first thought...but usually by the time Tamlen shows up, my PC and Morrigan are "friends" , or her approval is at 100 or close to it...so I figured she'd show a bit of compassion morrigan-style

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...
Ahahahaha.  "So we killed him.'  Its true enough!  Ah, our PC is a lady of few words, and many actions.  Well, just one action really, done over and over again. 

Zevran: So, my dwarven friend, might I ask you a question?
Oghren: I told you already, I thought that the nug was my pillow!
Zevran: I feel sorry for your pillow, then. However, what I am wondering is this; the dwarves are a dying race, correct? Between the darkspawn and the lack of dwarf spawn, it seems that you will soon be extinct.
Oghren: Probably. This is one of the reasons that Branka wanted to find the Anvil, to save Orzammar. 
Zevran: Then perhaps it would behoove your fellow dwarves to not throw themselves at the Warden in such numbers. By my count, we have reduced the male population of Orzammar by about 25%.
Oghren: You're probably right, but I won't complain. Oghren can just pick up the slack.
Zevran: Yes, I see. It would give the nug a break, at the very least.

[Sandtigress]

lol I need to remember never to read this thread while I'm at work. Makes me literally laugh out loud too much!

[OmegaMeta]

Sandtigress wrote...

*after going into the Deep Roads for the umptheenth time because I forgot a quest, or getting lost in the Brecilian Forest again*

Alistair: Do you get the feeling she has no idea where she's going....?

 LOL that's my female elf mage. Getting lost everywhere. Devs should've made directional arrows for the quests I make active.

[ejoslin]

Reaverwind wrote...



Somehow, I don't see Morrigan reacting quite that way. I think it'd be more like: "Your friend is dead. Get over it."

Actually, Morrigan occasionally surprises me.  She is actually kind to the dwarf casteless when she meets her mom (the only companion who comments).  Morrigan is harsh like that to strangers, but actually likes the warden.

[ejoslin]

SurelyForth wrote...

Wynne: My favorite Wardens, back from Denerim! Tell me all about your big day while I make you some tea!
Alistair: Well, first we walked over to the palace and Ser Cauthrien wouldn't let us into the Landsmeet.
PC: So we killed her.
Alistair: Then, we went into the Landsmeet. Loghain was crazy and accusing us of being Orlesian, and then Anora betrayed us. Somehow, Loghain lost and was a complete jerk about it, of course.
PC: So we killed him.
Alistair: So then this one made us king and queen. Anora didn't take it so well.
PC: So we killed her.
Alistair: What? No! We just locked her in the tower.
PC: I killed her in my mind, a little. And called her a ****. But that was out loud. 
Alistair: Then...we trekked back to the market district and we ran into this fellow, Hawkwind was his name, maybe? Anyway, seems his son wanted him dead.
PC: So we killed him.
Alistair: Thinking back on it, maybe we should have done that before we became the king and queen of Ferelden? I don't know, it seems like our "murdering people in the streets" days should be behind us. Maybe next time we should take care of business someplace not within view of the Chantry. Or maybe let Zevran handle it.
Wynne: Hmmm. Maybe Aneirin isn't my biggest regret.

Oh, just another person quoting this and saying HAHAHAHAHAHA!  Fabulous!