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[Sandtigress]

Zevran: Leliana, you have been with our dear Warden for some time now, yes? Almost since the beginning?
Leliana: Yes, why do you ask?
Zevran: It is just....I do not understand what drives her.
Leliana: Drives her? She is a Warden. She is pledged to stop the Blight.
Zevran: No no, that I get. It is this looting thing.
Leliana: "Looting thing"?
Zevran: Yes. I understand making us pick every chest that we come across. I understand opening every cabinet and looking in every vase. I even understand rifling all the dead bodies we walk over. But what I simply cannot fathom is why she searches random piles of filth and rubble for items that we have no need for. No normal person passes by a pile of dragon dung and sticks their hand inside to see if there is something interesting within, do they? Was there some traumatic experience early in your travels? Did you all go hungry for weeks on end so that every item of value that can be sold should be picked up?
Leliana: No, nothing like that.
Alistair: Trust me, she's been like that from the beginning. I don't understand it either.

Modifié par Sandtigress, 13 mars 2010 - 05:23 .

[Chasseresse]

Hehehe that pile of dragon dung has one of Al's favorite action figures hidden inside!

[Sandtigress]

Zevran: So you say that the Warden is a good person.
Leliana: Yes, for the most part.  Do you disagree?
Zevran: Not normally, no.  She did spare my life, after all.  I would not say anything that would make her change her mind.
Leliana: Why do you ask then?
Zevran:  Well, its just that...we take things from people.  Right from under their noses even.  Stealing from the rich, I would not comment upon.  In fact, it is rather fun.  But those elves in the Alienage, for instance.  Was it really right to pick their chests and take what little they had?
Leliana: Yes, it is...odd. I have always wondered why no one says anything.
Wynne: Its this "coercion" thing I mentioned before.  Not even Alistair and I can complain about it, and the owners just don't even see a thing.
Zevran:  Hmm, "coercion".  Where can I get this for myself?

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...

Zevran: So you say that the Warden is a good person.
Leliana: Yes, for the most part.  Do you disagree?
Zevran: Not normally, no.  She did spare my life, after all.  I would not say anything that would make her change her mind.
Leliana: Why do you ask then?
Zevran:  Well, its just that...we take things from people.  Right from under their noses even.  Stealing from the rich, I would not comment upon.  In fact, it is rather fun.  But those elves in the Alienage, for instance.  Was it really right to pick their chests and take what little they had?
Leliana: Yes, it is...odd. I have always wondered why no one says anything.
Wynne: Its this "coercion" thing I mentioned before.  Not even Alistair and I can complain about it, and the owners just don't even see a thing.
Zevran:  Hmm, "coercion".  Where can I get this for myself?

Zevran with coercion would be unstoppable!  

This is even funnier since I've just discovered the joys of stealing.

Alistair: There she goes again, right for that woman's bag! What in the Maker's name is she thinking?
Leliana: There is a thrill to be found in pick-pocketing, not knowing what you will find or whether you will be discovered. It is like her beloved looting, only more daring...and less gross, admittedly. 
Zevran: Perhaps she wants to be caught; she is terribly fond of that Kylon fellow. Hmmm. I bet she would enjoy being restrained.
Alistair: I am going to pretend that you did not just say that.
Zevran: Just like you are pretending that your fellow Warden is not one Archdemon away from becoming a criminal mastermind.

[Sandtigress]

You have a gift for these, truly you do!

[Rake21]

Ogrhen:  So your getting married to the harpy, eh Pike-twiller?

Allistar:  Apperently...  But, what's done is done, I suppose.  I'm alright with it.

Ogrhen:  Let me give you some advice on handling the whole marraige thing.

Allistar:  Oh, this should be good.

Ogrhen:  You gotta understand, having a good wife is basically having a friend who accepts every part of you.  Your quirks, your strengths, your smell.  Everything, and he loves you for it.  Also, you get to 'dig the mine' with someone on a regular basis, if you know what I'm saying.

Allistar:  Um... thanks.  Actually , that doesn't sound so bad.

Ogrhen:  Yeah, except I've never met a "good wife".  Most of them are, like I called Anora, harpies.  Filled up with emotions and baggage that they're just gonna throw at you.  Look at Branka, perfect example.  That woman spent years ignorin and insultin me when she got a chance.  Used me for her urges, not complainin about that. 

Then, she abandons me and drags our family off into the Deep Roads to die.  And when I find her, she's still more intereted in a damn chunk of metal than in me!  And that's just my marraige.  Your going to marry a widow whose in politics!  You're gonna have a bunch of fun issues to work through with her.

Allistar: ... And now I need a drink.

Ogrhen:  Welcome to the married life.  Here, have an ale. 

[Sandtigress]

Hey, Alistair gets a good wife when he marries my HNF. Really he does...

[SurelyForth]

Loghain: You keep staring at me, golem. Has a bird landed on me without my noticing?
Shale: Were that the case, I would be gladly crushing your head and not only looking.
Shale: I am merely wondering what plans it has for the traitor.
Loghain: You mean besides glowering at me and leaving me at camp to clean up after her mabari?
Shale: Indeed. It was quite fond of its other Grey Warden, and yet that ended in it sparing the traitor and saddling the other with that horrible, shrill, traitorous, bit-
Loghain: I would watch my tongue, were I you. That is my daughter and your queen that you speak of.
Shale: I have no tongue to watch, nor would I be compelled to for anyone.
Shale: Since it is clearly capable of inflicting cruel fates on those it cared for, I can only imagine what horrible end it has planned for one it so obviously despises.  
Loghain: So you think death is too good for me?
Shale: No. The traitor would be so much red grit on the palace floor had I gotten a say.
Loghain: Perhaps, then, we should have left the decision to you. 
Shale: Or perhaps not. I don’t mind the idea of the other Warden or the traitor suffering. Maybe one day there can be a bonding moment over it.
Loghain: That would be a horrible end.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 15 mars 2010 - 09:24 .

[Rake21]

Sandtigress wrote...

Hey, Alistair gets a good wife when he marries my HNF. Really he does...

Heh, I was talking about Anora.  Considering she got my charecter sent to prison after we saved her, I'm pretty sure she falls into the 'bad wife' category.  I almost feel bad about pushing the wedding.

Best real line in the game:  PC (to Anora):  That's sweet.  It almost makes me want to kill you less.

[Rake21]

One more...

Ogrhen:  So you and the boss, eh?

Leliana:  What?

Ogrhen:  Minin for silver?  Diggin the tunnles?  Hikin the Deep Roads?  Kissin the nug?  Slayin the dragon?

Leliana:  How many of those do you have?

Ogrhen:  How much time do ya got?

Leliana:  Right.  Well, I'm not sure if it's any of your busines, but yes, we are together.

Ogrhen:  Well good for you.  I hope you two are happy.

Leliana:  Why thank you Ogrhen.  That's sweet.

Ogrhen:  Besides, I think you'd be to soft for me, anyways.

[Sarah1281]

Velanna: You keep dancing around the subject. Tell me if you believe my ancestors were immortal or not.
Nathaniel: Why does it matter what I believe? It won't change the past one way or another.
Velanna: It will not change things but your refusal to do so is exasperating. Do you believe the elves were immortal?
Nathaniel: *sighing* I really wish you wouldn't keep pushing but...no.
Velanna: No?
Nathaniel: I do not believe that the ancient elves were immortal.
Velanna: You think the Keepers lied? What reason did they have for doing that?
Nathaniel: Not lied, exactly, but you must ask yourself: if elves used to be immortal where are these ancient elves now? Hiding? If they were immortal one would think they would have nothing to fear.
Velanna: They used to be immortal but they lost the secret due to close association with shems. No good ever comes from associating with shems.
Nathaniel: Then it's not immortality. If they could die then they weren't immortal.
Velanna: But they used to-
Nathaniel: I can believe that they used to live a long time and have forgotten how to do that.
Velanna: Then what are we arguing about?
Nathaniel: Semantics, I suppose. Living a very long time or being unable to die under normal circumstances is longevity. True immortality...well, if they had that they'd still be around today, wouldn't they?
Velanna: Shems and their semantics...
Nathaniel: It's semantics for your people as well. Otherwise why tell tales of the immortality of ancient elves instead of the longevity of them?
Velanna: This converstaion is over!

Modifié par Sarah1281, 30 mars 2010 - 10:04 .

[Sandtigress]

*******WARNING: some very minor Awakening spoilers ahead********************

Morrigan: And why are we pouty today?
Alistair: I'm not pouty....okay, maybe I am.  Just a little.
Morrigan:  Please.  Do bore me.
Alistair: I just...I haven't seen her in ages!  Where did she go?
Leliana:  You do not know?  She has gone on some grand adventure without us.  Something about "Awakening" or something like that.
Alistair: An adventure?   Without me?  How could she?!
Zevran: Without any of us.  She only took the smelly dwarf.  Even the dog remained behind.  A cruel mistress, is your Grey Warden.
Dog:  Woof!
Alistair:  The dwarf?!  She took Oghren, and not me?  Why would she do that?!
Morrigan:  Perhaps it is so that you will not be there to object to her flirtations...Oh, but I see you do not yet know.  She has new companions now.  Two of them male.  And handsome, if you like the sort.
Alistair: I....I...
Morrigan: One of them even looks remarkably like you...*Alistair runs off to sulk* Oh, but I see I've made him pout even more.
Leliana:  That was not nice.
Morrigan:  But oh so much fun.

[SurelyForth]

 

Morrigan:  Perhaps it is so that you will not be there to object to her flirtations...Oh, but I see you do not yet know.  She has new companions now.  Two of them male.  And handsome, if you like the sort.

And how.

Alistair: Uh, is the Grey Warden Commander available?
Anders: She keeps telling me she's not, but I think I'm wearing her down.
Alistair: What? Who are you?
Anders: I'm Anders. Who are you?
Alistair: Alistair?
Anders: Can't say I've heard of an "Alistair".
Alistair: You have to be kidding me. You know, Alistair? The "other" Grey Warden? Almost became king? Also fought the archdemon? A little goofy and totally adorable?
Anders: Huh. That last part sounds a lot like me. As a matter of fact, the Commander was just telling me how goofy and totally adorable I was just the other night...she also likes the way I wear my robes.
Alistair: Please stop talking.
Anders: Oh, don't worry. I'm no competition. Well, on my own anyway. I can't say what will happen when I unleash the power of....Ser Pounce-a-lot!
Ser Pounce: Meow!
Alistair: That's....actually quite effective. Damn.
Anders: Then you probably shouldn't even talk to that broody guy by the painting. He's got the whole dark and mysterious thing working for him. And he was planning to kill the Commander. I hear she goes for that sort of thing...
Alistair: Double damn.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 31 mars 2010 - 02:23 .

[Sandtigress]

*PC comes running in*
Alistair: My love!
PC: Who...oh, Alistair!  What are you doing here?
Alistair: You're here.  What other reason do I need?
PC: I, uh, thought you were in Highever.  Or something.
Alistair:  What?  No!  Why would I leave you to fight darkspawn on your own?
PC: Um...
Anders: She's hardly alone.  She has my irresistable company.
Alistair: Yes, well, darkspawn aren't the only thing I'm worried about...
Nathaniel:  Commander?  Is this man bothering you?
Alistair: Bothering her?!  Do you know who I am?
PC: Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.  We don't have time for this.  We must be off. Darkspawn await!
Alistair:  But...
Anders:  Don't worry, old chap.  I'll watch her back.  *smirks*
Alistair: That's exactly what I'm afraid of...

[SurelyForth]

Alistair: I thought I told you to keep an eye on her!
Oghren: I see how it is. First you make me pass your love notes. Then you expect me to wear silk smallclothes. And then you want me to steal her eyes. Yoooooou sicken me.
Alistair: Maker, what is going on here?
Sigrun: Don't mind him. We busted some moonshiners in Amaranthine last week. 
Alistair: Ah. And you are?
Sigrun: Oh, I'm Sigrun. Legion of the Dead.
Alistair: This might sound...odd, but you're not, uh...
Sigrun: Don't worry. I have no designs on the Commander. Besides, I'm dead!
Alistair: Good! I mean...bad for the dead thing. But, uh, yay for not being after my girlfriend?
Alistair: And what about the elf?
Sigrun: Oh, she hates everyone.
Alistair:...
Sigrun: Although, she is warming up to the Commander...
Alistair: Do I even want to ask about the guy in that very stylish black armor over there?
Sigrun: Justice? Oh, he's great. But...also dead.
Alistair: Fake dead like you, or...
Sigrun: Oh, real dead. Like, rotting flesh dead.
Alistair: A dead man I can handle.
Sigrun: I wouldn't if I were you. He comes off in chunks.

[Sandtigress]

*giggles* Fake dead....that is SO something Alistair would say!!

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...

*giggles* Fake dead....that is SO something Alistair would say!!

I think Alistair and Sigrun would be great in a party together. She'd tease him about his hair but secretly covet his toys and be grateful that he abstains from hitting on her every five seconds. Maybe I should just stop running with her and Oghren together.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 31 mars 2010 - 03:37 .

[Sandtigress]

Hahaha yeah, I always feel kind of sorry for her when Oghren is around...

[Raiil]

lol I always wanted a 'don't let anyone know we're sleeping together' option so it could be sprung on unsuspecting teammates at the most random times. Something about Alistair/Leliana/Morrigan/Zevran inadvertently letting them know that they're sleeping with the leader out of the blue is highly amusing to me. Something like (if we use Alistair in this instance):





Leliana: Oh, she's so adorable.

Zevran: She has such flawless skin.

Alistair: Her freckles are pretty cute.

Leliana: Oh, she has freckles? I bet they're on her nose!

Zevran: Perhaps on their back?

PC: What're you talking about?

Leliana: Your freckles!

PC: ....what about them?

Zevran: May we see them? Are they on your neck or shoulders?

PC: choose:

*blush*

*laugh*

*say nothing*

No you may not.

Zevran: Oh, come on?

PC: I'm not disrobing to show you them.

Leliana: What? But why would you- oh. OH.

Zevran: Wait, how does Alistair know about them?

Alistair: Can someone pass me the bread please?





Vindication for the blushing templar!

[Lady Jess]

SurelyForth wrote...

Sigrun: Justice? Oh, he's great. But...also dead.
Alistair: Fake dead like you, or...
Sigrun: Oh, real dead. Like, rotting flesh dead.
Alistair: A dead man I can handle.
Sigrun: I wouldn't if I were you. He comes off in chunks.

Laughing til I'm in tears, also...choked on my diet pepsi, thank you ever so much.

[Kallian13]

"He comes off in chunks"

:DThat is AWESOME!!!

[Tamyn]

SurelyForth wrote...

PC:  Anyway, I actually have the horn this time so maybe we'll get to kill a dragon! I think I'm going to point out that we're wearing her children, just to make her extra flamey.
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Here's one taken from one of my old posts

With my luck I'd be at the Noble Tavern knockin one back with Allistar and Leliana would come in with Morrigan holdin the baby.  I'd look at Lel and say "It's not mine, honestly... ... but since I got both u gals here there is an empty room I looted in the back so that we can all get reacquainted." After which I would get Below the Belt from Lel and Morrigan would cast a paralyze spell so I would stay in that pain for a very long time. All the while Allistar is laughing and screaming "NO WAY! NO WAY, and all this time I thought the darkspawn were the main threat to the women of Ferelden LOL"
<End Scene>

Sandal: Ok so we stick to the plan. We keep looting dead bodies and charge the Warden an exorbitant amount of money for everything. 
Bodahn: But he saved our lives! Surely we can give him even a little discount!!! Like this axe you found off some elf. You think it's really worth over 100 sovs?
Sandal: Shut up you fool this is my operation we're running here!  When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!  Wait... here he comes. Enchantment?!?!

Alistair: Owwww... I've got a blister in my thumb.
Wynne: Don't look at me!
Alistair: But...
Wynne: Buts are for babies and you're a Grey Warden.
Alistair: Awwwwww...
Zevran: Here Alistair I can get it out.
Alistair: How?
Zevran: I'll bite it off.
Alistair: I already tried that.
Zevran: Watch <Sticks Alistair's thumb in his mouth and smiles after with the splinter showing>
Alistair: <Puzzled look>
Zevran: Ancient Antivan Secret
Alistair: *Blushes
Zevran: Warden we're going to need another backpack for all my points

After you romanced both Lel and Morrigan
Leliana: You know Morrigan in Orlais I was once in a love triangle as well and needless to say it did not end well for the other woman
Morrigan: May I strike a guess and say that the other woman married the man

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Chasseresse wrote...

Hehehe that pile of dragon dung has one of Al's favorite action figures hidden inside!

Life was hard during those times!  They hadn't invented cereal much less cereal boxes.