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[Lenimph]

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

After you romanced both Lel and Morrigan
Leliana: You know Morrigan in Orlais I was once in a love triangle as well and needless to say it did not end well for the other woman
Morrigan: May I strike a guess and say that the other woman married the man

LMAO XD Leliana got burned

[Lowenhart]

TripLight wrote...


(Alistair shield bashes a genlock rogue off of the Mage Warden)
Alistair: MAKER'S BREATH,WOMAN! Stop looting while we are still fighting!

Should have added

PC: I am sorry its my MMO reflexes *smirk*

[JeCy108]

Lil,   Soo sten..

Sten,   What?

lil,   seeing your such a softy, do you mind if i poke you in the belly on occasion?

sten,  No

Morigan,  whats wrong sten, Are you scared someone else might call you a softy?

Sten,  No..

Lil,   Awwww sten...  come on....  Ill give you a cookie

Shale..      I think it is time to not listen to it.. and squish both their heads...

Sten..    No



To bad you cant have 4 in the party,  I supose it would work for a camp conversation though

Modifié par JeCy108, 26 avril 2010 - 01:35 .

[Sarah1281]

Lenimph wrote...

ENCHANTMENTSSS wrote...

After you romanced both Lel and Morrigan
Leliana: You know Morrigan in Orlais I was once in a love triangle as well and needless to say it did not end well for the other woman
Morrigan: May I strike a guess and say that the other woman married the man

LMAO XD Leliana got burned

 I took that more to mean that Morrigan takes marriage to be the least desirable outcome in a romance given her adverse feelings on love and commitment rather than Leliana getting burned. How does Morrigan implying that the other girl got the good outcome mesh at all with Leliana's statemnet that it didn't end well for her?

[Carmen_Willow]

Sandtigress wrote...

*after going into the Deep Roads for the umptheenth time because I forgot a quest, or getting lost in the Brecilian Forest again*

Alistair: Do you get the feeling she has no idea where she's going....?

LOL, Or when you're a dwarf noble and make a wrong turn in the deep roads yet again (one underling to the other) "She's got no stone sense, I tell you. Might was well be s surfacer!" 

[Carmen_Willow]

Too incredibly funny all! Thanks for the laugh!

[Sandtigress]

Because this thread needs a revival! 



Alistair:  Dear, you know that I love you, right?
PC: *sleepy mumble* Yes, I know.
Alistair: Well then, would it be okay if I asked you something?
PC: What is it?
Alistair: Is it really necessary for us to have our...private time...here, in Morrigan's tent?
PC: Are you objecting to tent time?
Alistair: Oh no, not that.  It's just that...I feel rather...exposed...here and well, you know, people might be watching.
Oghren: Oh, don't mind me, Warden.  I'm just passing by.  Didn't see nothin'! *snort*
Morrigan:  Speak for yourself, dwarf. I saw far too much.  'Tis my bedroll they are using, after all.  Disgusting!
Zevran:  My dear Alistair, if you like, I could demonstrate where you are going wrong with your technique...
Alistair: Maker's breath!  I'm going to go sleep with the dog!


Hmm...it needs a better ending than that, but that's all the thesis has left me with!

[Lintanis]

 And its another thread that needs to have a no drink near or held in hand warning 

[Sandtigress]

Zevran: So, it seems you have landed yourself in the, how do they call it, the doghouse?
Alistair:  Apparently.  I don't even know what I did.
Zevran: Well, as I hear it, she caught rumor of something involving you and our former Chantry bard over ther.
Alistair: What?  Me and Leliana?  But I never...
Oghren: The boss AND Red?  Bwahahaha, didn't know you had it in you boy!
Alistair: But I'm not...
Zevran: Details, Alistair, we need details!  Leliana had been in that Chantry for some time.  I imagine that she was quite...repressed during that time.
Alistair: I don't know what you two are going on about!  I've never touched her!
Oghren: Come on, we won't tell the boss!
Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword, has the whole world gone mad?!


^  Yes, the PC heard tale of some rumors about a DLC that shall go unmentioned....

[Khazar-Khum]

Daneres wrote...

Oh, good! I'm glad I found this thread again. I keep getting distracted and ending up in other threads. lol I wrote something a long time ago (when this thread was new, let's just put it that way).


In the case your PC is a female Human Noble and romancing Alistair, with the intention of being queen at the end. I might be the only one who thinks this way, but I always thought that your Human Noble, guy or girl, should have known Cailan BEFORE Ostagar. The Couslands are second in line only to the royal family, correct? So wouldn't you think that the Cousland children would have met the royal family before now...since the game says nobles drag their children with them to the Landsmeet with the intention of marrying them off. Maybe even been friends with Cailan, given the closeness in their ages. Do we really believe that Anora is the ONLY woman who had contact with Cailan amongst the noble families, promised to him or not? Highly unlikely. Long story short, lol...I'm an Alistair and Cailan fan, so I thought I'd have a little fun with them.
Alistair: You did it again.
PC: Did what?
Alistair: Last night, you did it again.
PC: Did WHAT?
Alistair: You know very well what. You called me Cailan.
PC: WHAT?! I did no such thing.
Alistair: Did too.
PC: You're imagining things.
Alistair: Am not. You said "Cai...lan."
PC: (awkwardly) I didn't say "Cai...lan." I said "a..gain."
Alistair: Not how I heard it.
PC: Honey, don't be ridiculous. (patting Alistair's arm) It's in the past.
Alistair: "IN THE PAST?!" What's IN the past?
PC: (sheepishly) Er...nothing.
Alistair: Maker's breath! Does this mean that...that you and Cailan... With my brother?!
PC:(turning red) I said...no such thing.
Alistair: It DOES, doesn't it? Andraste's Ashes...is that why you're WITH me?! Because I LOOK like him?
PC:(chuckling) Don't be ridiculous, sweetie...
Alistair: (angrily) There's that ridiculous word again.
PC: ...I don't think of Cailan EVERY time I'm with you.
Alistair: WHAT?!
PC: Oh, look, a Revenant! We should probably go kill it now. (rushes off)
Alistair: This just can't get more disturbing.
Morrigan: Your royal brother's lovechild is among us.
Alistair: Right. Thank you. It just got more disturbing.
Zevran: If you would permit me, my good friend, Alistair, to address a silver lining to this...admittedly very dark cloud: Grey Wardens cannot have children with each other, yes? If your brother's lovechild is, in fact, among us, this way you can have an heir to your royal throne who looks enough like you to pass it off as yours.
Morrigan: That does sound plausible, if you intend to have our fearless leader as your queen.
Alistair: Hey...see that tower over there...(with an angry look)...go jump off of it, both of you.
Morrigan: And the points keep coming.
Zevran: (laughing) They certainly do.
Leliana: You both have no shame.
Morrigan: And you're just figuring this out now?

  I also have real trouble believing Cailan has never met the Cousland Warden.

[Lintanis]

 class .  Be an awkward silence if the warden shouts out Cailan's name when rolling around with Alistair 

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...

^  Yes, the PC heard tale of some rumors about a DLC that shall go unmentioned....

Alistair: I guess you've heard what, uh, they're saying. You know, about us.
Leliana: I have indeed, and it is most amusing to consider. And a little flattering, I would say.
Alistair: Flattering, maybe. But what would we even talk about? 
Leliana: The Chantry?
Alistair: About how I hated the idea of being its servant and you sought it out?
Leliana: Hair?
Alistair: Mine looks pretty good the way it is, I think. What's there to talk about?
Leliana: Shoes?
Alistair: Well...I do wear them...
Leliana: This is a terribly unpromising start to our imagined romance.
Alistair: *sigh* I'm going to see if she'll even still go to bed with me.
Leliana: And I'm going to imagine her....covered in caramel pudding.
Alistair: ... *grabs PC and dives into tent*
Leliana: I knew we'd find something we both liked eventually.

[Sandtigress]

Alistair: So, am I forgiven yet?
PC: Maybe.  I still think you need to be punished.
Alistair: Punished?  But I didn't even do..!  *sigh* Fine, what shall it be?
PC: You know.
Alistair: But, but...
PC: Do you want back in the tent?
Alistair: Yes, but...
PC: No buts.
Alistair: This is humiliating...



PC: *claps hands happily*  Right, tent.  Now.


Fixed?

Modifié par Sandtigress, 06 juin 2010 - 02:36 .

[SurelyForth]

Sandtigress wrote...

Alistair: So, am I forgiven yet?
PC: Maybe.  I still think you need to be punished.
Alistair: Punished?  But I didn't even do..!  *sigh* Fine, what shall it be?
PC: You know.
Alistair: But, but...
PC: Do you want back in the tent?
Alistair: Yes, but...
PC: No buts.
Alistair: This is humiliating...



PC: *claps hands happily*  Right, tent.  Now.

SF: *claps hands happily*
Alistair: Used to, all you needed was the Thane Helmet to be happy.
SF: Hush, you. Times have changed, DC came out and you have competition from a certain blond mage.
Alistair: <_<

Pure awesomeness, Sandi!

Modifié par SurelyForth, 05 juin 2010 - 03:37 .

[Sarah1281]

Sandtigress wrote...

Alistair: So, am I forgiven yet?
PC: Maybe.  I still think you need to be punished.
Alistair: Punished?  But I didn't even do..!  *sigh* Fine, what shall it be?
PC: You know.
Alistair: But, but...
PC: Do you want back in the tent?
Alistair: Yes, but...
PC: No buts.
Alistair: This is humiliating...



PC: *claps hands happily*  Right, tent.  Now.

Oh, nice. What's the sword on the left? 

[SurelyForth]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Oh, nice. What's the sword on the left? 

Maric's Blade, from Return to Ostagar.

[Addai]

Sandtigress wrote...

Alistair: So, am I forgiven yet?
PC: Maybe.  I still think you need to be punished.
Alistair: Punished?  But I didn't even do..!  *sigh* Fine, what shall it be?
PC: You know.
Alistair: But, but...
PC: Do you want back in the tent?
Alistair: Yes, but...
PC: No buts.
Alistair: This is humiliating...



PC: *claps hands happily*  Right, tent.  Now.

Yay!

[Giggles_Manically]

Whats so funny about the picture I cant see it!

[Corker]

Lothering, gathering toxin extracts:

PC: Six dead spiders, six toxin extracts. Woot!
(beat)
PC: Hey Morrigan...
Morrigan: No.
PC: C'mon, you could spit the venom into...
Morrigan: No.
PC: Witch.

I've actually got my whole playthrough til present (just Rescued the Queen) in this format, with screenshots, here.  (Language warning. Brosca curses.)

Modifié par Corker, 05 juin 2010 - 07:15 .

[Sarah1281]

Corker wrote...

Lothering, gathering toxin extracts:

PC: Six dead spiders, six toxin extracts. Woot!
(beat)
PC: Hey Morrigan...
Morrigan: No.
PC: C'mon, you could spit the venom into...
Morrigan: No.
PC: Witch.

I've actually got my whole playthrough til present (just Rescued the Queen) in this format, with screenshots, here.  (Language warning. Brosca curses.)

Oh, wow, that was hilarious! I think this was my favorite part:
L: Let me get this right.  A dozen of the awfullest, richest, most powerful humans put their tippy-toe in your god's house.  He gets so mad that he turns them into darkspawn and lets the First Blight happen which nearly kills everyone.  Some girl's pretty singing turns his head a few Blights later, but when she dies, he goes off in a snit and now you're hoping to sweet talk him into coming back by singing her song over and over again, everywhere?
Chantry sister: Yes. 
L: Okay, why?

I can't wait until you finish it!

[Lady Catastrophe]

Sandtigress wrote...
Alistair:  Dear, you know that I love you, right?
PC: *sleepy mumble* Yes, I know.
Alistair: Well then, would it be okay if I asked you something?
PC: What is it?
Alistair: Is it really necessary for us to have our...private time...here, in Morrigan's tent?
PC: Are you objecting to tent time?
Alistair: Oh no, not that.  It's just that...I feel rather...exposed...here and well, you know, people might be watching.
Oghren: Oh, don't mind me, Warden.  I'm just passing by.  Didn't see nothin'! *snort*
Morrigan:  Speak for yourself, dwarf. I saw far too much.  'Tis my bedroll they are using, after all.  Disgusting!
Zevran:  My dear Alistair, if you like, I could demonstrate where you are going wrong with your technique...
Alistair: Maker's breath!  I'm going to go sleep with the dog!

THIS.Why is this never brought up? Are they paying Morrigan to use her tent for sexytime?
I particularly love this line:

Sandtigress wrote...
PC: Are you objecting to tent time?

Choose your words carefully,Al.

[Asdara]

Corker wrote...

Lothering, gathering toxin extracts:

PC: Six dead spiders, six toxin extracts. Woot!
(beat)
PC: Hey Morrigan...
Morrigan: No.
PC: C'mon, you could spit the venom into...
Morrigan: No.
PC: Witch.

I've actually got my whole playthrough til present (just Rescued the Queen) in this format, with screenshots, here.  (Language warning. Brosca curses.)

This was worth every minute of the time it took to read.  Priceless and awesome and thank you - post when you finish pretty pretty please with nug sprinkles on top!!!  

[Asdara]

PC: Anything about kings

Alistair: I really don't want to be king, but I will if I have to because it is the only way to get what we need. I can always leave Eamon as my Regent and still be a Warden right?



SENSE oh maker this boy needed just one more ounce of sense in his dialog. Because it's so unfair that the player is led to believe the whole game that he shouldn't be king and then gets slapped with the whole desperate choice crap if they side with Anora. Really. Sure it's dramatic, but it's also completely counter-intuitive.

[Avilia]

Corker wrote...

Lothering, gathering toxin extracts:

PC: Six dead spiders, six toxin extracts. Woot!
(beat)
PC: Hey Morrigan...
Morrigan: No.
PC: C'mon, you could spit the venom into...
Morrigan: No.
PC: Witch.

I've actually got my whole playthrough til present (just Rescued the Queen) in this format, with screenshots, here.  (Language warning. Brosca curses.)

You, my friend, are a genius.  Haven't laughed that much in a long time.  Too many good things to point them out so I'll just say I loved it all.

[Miri1984]

Wow. Just read all of that. Fantastic way to spend a morning. PLEASE FINISH IT .