1). Rage is one hell of an anesthetic.
2). It's possible to be both male and female.
3). Using your face name for strangers and your soul name for friends and family is showing good manners.
Now you all continue. Starting with number 4.
1000 things we have learned from Mass Effect.
Débuté par
Mendelevosa
, févr. 19 2010 01:46
#1
Posté 19 février 2010 - 01:46
#2
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:25
It's a big stupid jellyfish
#3
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:32
5) If Harbinger must tear you apart, he will.
#4
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:32
Commander Shepard has a favorite store on the Citadel.
#5
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:33
Krogan females, one for Shepard.
#6
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:36
8) Conrad Verner is a man on the edge...he's got nothing to lose.
9) Joker always liked Tali, so let's just move on.
10) Garrus got rid of the stick up his butt, but now he just likes to beat people with it.
9) Joker always liked Tali, so let's just move on.
10) Garrus got rid of the stick up his butt, but now he just likes to beat people with it.
#7
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:38
11. Joker's Extranet bookmarks are considered Illegal in council space.
#8
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:41
12.Niftu Cal is a biotic god
#9
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:42
There are no fish on the Presidium
#10
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:43
14.) Mordin is the very model of a scientist saalariaaaaaaaaaan~~!.........*cough
#11
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:44
14. The Guns are NEVER calibrated enough!
#12
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:44
There are space hampsters
#13
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:48
17. It is possible to drink through helmets.
Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 19 février 2010 - 03:49 .
#14
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:51
Releasing control is best prank you can do to your buddy
Modifié par Rapamaha1, 19 février 2010 - 03:52 .
#15
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:55
19. In the future, windows are both extremely fragile, enough to push a person through them, and extremely durable, enough to not be able to be shot through.
#16
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:56
20. Being a badass does not mean you can dance.
Modifié par Looy, 19 février 2010 - 03:56 .
#17
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:57
21. You shouldn't order a cocktail from a Batarian.
Modifié par obie191970, 19 février 2010 - 03:57 .
#18
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:58
20) Don't disrespect the Shepard Shuffle.
21) Just once Shepard would like to ask someone for help and they say "Sure, let's go, right now, so string attached".
And I win with #21
21) Just once Shepard would like to ask someone for help and they say "Sure, let's go, right now, so string attached".
And I win with #21
#19
Posté 19 février 2010 - 03:58
24. There are no Batarians that are willing to work of Cerberus.
Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 19 février 2010 - 03:59 .
#20
Posté 19 février 2010 - 04:07
25) RPG's these days are all about big decisions and visceral combat.
Beats #21...
Beats #21...
#21
Posté 19 février 2010 - 04:28
26) But I still miss the days when you had to remember to drink water and it took 5 hours 'real time' to fly somewhere.
#22
Posté 19 février 2010 - 04:35
27) "Reapers" are alleged machine creatures hiding in dark space.
28) Those claims have been dismissed.
29) Anyone who uses Sheploo is part of the problem.
30) Those who disliked the Mako can now be planetary mineral surveyors... and those who liked it have to be too.
28) Those claims have been dismissed.
29) Anyone who uses Sheploo is part of the problem.
30) Those who disliked the Mako can now be planetary mineral surveyors... and those who liked it have to be too.
#23
Posté 19 février 2010 - 04:37
31) Nope, nope, #21 relates to the gamer in all of us the best.
32) Everybody loves the asari, everybody.
32) Everybody loves the asari, everybody.
Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 19 février 2010 - 04:38 .
#24
Posté 19 février 2010 - 04:38
33) Shepard is always just one step away from being a xeno-file. I hope there are no cosmic crotch crickets for him to worry about.
Modifié par Aetas Mutuo, 19 février 2010 - 04:39 .
#25
Posté 19 février 2010 - 04:39
34) No refunds.
Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 19 février 2010 - 04:39 .





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