689 réponses à ce sujet

[mikeloeven]

374. aparantly shepard is mature enough not to yell "this is sparta" when kicking a merc out a window.

Modifié par mikeloeven, 22 février 2010 - 01:02 .

[FenixPendragon]

375. You should not drink a liquefied Turian if you are a Krogan it will not be pretty

376. The Elkor can smoke cigars

[mikeloeven]

377. a stupid cosmetic surgery device in the medlab somehow costs more than any other upgrade on your ship and serves absolutly no purpose but to make you look pretty.  it cant even change your appearance.

Modifié par mikeloeven, 22 février 2010 - 01:06 .

[Daewan]

378. And you will use the Cosmetic Surgery device because it took you an hour to make that face perfect, and those stupid scars are ruining it.

[mikeloeven]

379. and you will promptly try to return said device seeing as you only need to use it once but as you know refunds take over a year on the citadel

[FenixPendragon]

380. And you will find you don't need the device if you think happy thoughts

[Phaedra Sanguine]

381. Some people on the ME forums believe that quotes are things learned, such as "I should lay down".

(in other words, listing line after line of dialogue from a certain scene in ME or ME2 isn't listing something that you've learned)

Modifié par Paxcorpus, 22 février 2010 - 01:40 .

[Kahlmulandr]

382) Even though its called "indentured servitude" on Illium the people who obtain and sell the contracts are called Slave brokers.

[FenixPendragon]

383. Even in the future you cannot program a fish tank to automatically feed the fish

[Sanzee]

384) What is Brittle Bone Syndrome

Modifié par Sanzee, 22 février 2010 - 02:49 .

[BitFaze]

384: Human bartenders exists primarily to serve travel information and local news.

385: Turian bartenders does not serve local news. only strong green drinks - much to the surprise of many humans.



(A question is not something we have learned. Even without a question mark.)

[mnrqz]

386: This looks interesting.



387: Through a late night dinner with an underling, you can attain the ability to get your fish fed periodically.

[canibalcole]

388) In the distant future, if you are a cruel person, your pupils will turn red and glow.

389) Despite #388, you are not suffering from macular degeneration.

Modifié par canibalcole, 22 février 2010 - 03:25 .

[pfhorlorn]

390) "I don't care if I die, Shepard."

391) "Never mind, let's shag and promise me I won't die."

Modifié par koopaonfire, 22 février 2010 - 03:21 .

[mnrqz]

390: Standard operating procedure when dealing with a thresher maw is generally involves picking up sticks

Modifié par mnrqz, 22 février 2010 - 03:24 .

[BitFaze]

391: It requires a few rockets and a salvo from a machine gun to make a turian pull the stick out their ass. Only side effect is that they have a tendency to beat people with it afterwards.

Modifié par BitFaze, 22 février 2010 - 03:33 .

[The Natoorat]

392) Asari look just like Humans

393) Asari look just like Salarians

394) Asari look just like Turians

Modifié par The Natoorat, 22 février 2010 - 03:50 .

[EvilIguana966]

Watch your pockets around shifty looking alien cow things.....

[Kurupt87]

396. geth do not intentionally infiltrate

397. that citadel shops discriminate against the poor

398. you shouldnt bore the commander with tech

[Dougy Fresh]

399. it is possibly to have intimate relations with at least 2 different species other than human



400. you should save your game right before a big decision.... just to see what happens.



401. vorcha should invest in toothbrushes

[Mrxknown]

402: No sex on the Bar, just cleaned it

[Dougy Fresh]

402. Joker still needs those pictures

[Pwillig]

403) Uranus is depleted.

[-Skorpious-]

404) Some Krogan find Salarian flexibility sexually appealing.

[Nyx2k]

405) All Cerberus vessels have leather seats
406) A Cerberus landing shuttle can only carry 3 people, unless they all need to go on a mission to evade a Collector attack

Modifié par DJ_D, 22 février 2010 - 08:16 .