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[Aranwen1]

470: nothing says "i like you but i think we need to part ways" like a mini nuke to the face

[Reggler]

Aranwen1 wrote...

466: enemies will always have more ammo then you do

471: So will your friends.

472: You, however, are able to carry more weapons.


473: Objects dropped on the Zakera wards will fall towards the windows.

474: Perfect Krogans like perfectly bad puns. "The point", hurr hurr...

[Aranwen1]

475: jacob is the only one brave enough to tell jack no when she is talking about killing people

476: krogan warlords do the same amount of damage from 50ft away as they do 1in away. (on insanity)

Modifié par Aranwen1, 23 février 2010 - 09:21 .

[Akinra]

476. Krogans like to beat the crap out of turians to make themselves feel better about there not being any fish on the presidium

[Thiev]

477. You can say 'no' with sincerity such that skepticism would be deeply insulting.

[obie191970]

478. Legion isn't very welcome on the Flotilla.

[Headcount]

479. Declaring yourself dead for a year is a good tax dodge.

[mikeloeven]

obie191970 wrote...

478. Legion isn't very welcome on the Flotilla.

480. the quarrians hate legion so much that sometimes they will break their quest scripts and or crash the game to get away from him

[mikeloeven]

481. the Cain / nuke launcher is bar none the most powerfull weapon in the game but alas it is also the most usless due to exess ammo consumption and the inability to fire with anything less than 100 power cells.

[MyChemicalBromance]

Knuckle-cracking is IN

[BitFaze]

Guys/gals please let's not get off-track. I've seen many good and funny "insights" in this thread. Let's stick to things we have learned from the game and not just direct quotes or simple stats about the game. A few quick examples off the top of my head.

Bad: Jack likes to say "**** off!"

Good: If Hamlet were to be performed by a cast of elcor, it would last 14 ho*** ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL *** (Oo_oO)

[Aranwen1]

i dont think we would hit 1000 if we dont.



483: when there is a hull breach in you ship you can only walk around but in a geth space station you can run like you would anywhere else.

[ElizabethDeLoria]

484: It is extremely easy to seduce me. Give me an exotic nickname and you're pretty much in.

[ElizabethDeLoria]

485: Affix 'space' to the start of anything and it automatically becomes awesome.

[Aranwen1]

486: space hamsters are awesome

[kotli]

486b: Yep Space Hamters are awesome, long live boo species! (boo baldur's gates space hamster BTW)

487: Shepard is now a super-human (at lest according to the Collector's weapon stash weapons), but can carry hardly any ammo. Whereas non super humans can carry unlimited ammo so weird.

[LF1M_Tank]

488: In the future, formations of waist high indestructible objects are conveniently available for when a fire fight breaks out.

489: In a period of two years, armour by itself becomes purely for aesthetics and no longer offers any protection against incoming fire.

490: In a period of two years, the second law of thermodynamics no longer holds (heat no longer dissipates over time).

Modifié par LF1M_Tank, 24 février 2010 - 06:55 .

[Lusitanum]

491) In a firefight, combat drones should "go for the optics".

[glacier1701]

492) Biotics can help your skin complexion

[Thiev]

493) Wrex is all for eating bribed cops.

494) Turians hate cold.

495) Perfect krogan DO NOT get sick. Period.

[HypesterHypester]

496) Get Dressed before battle. Unless of course, Cerebrus actually does let you 'ho around in that outfit.

[LF1M_Tank]

497: The captain's quarters doesn't do for Miranda Lawson, she settles for nothing but the best.



498: Graffiti for Jack is creating craters in Hanar moons.



499: EDI has a block that prevents her from answering that query.



500: Aethyta won't have sex if she just cleaned the bar, so make sure she doesn't.

[Thiev]

501) Selling out customers is bad for business. Broken neck however, is even worse.
502) Conquering quarian children can make elcor devilishly excited.
503) Sometimes all you can get is the uppity human discount.

Modifié par Thiev, 25 février 2010 - 05:51 .

[ShamieGTX]

504: "Never Saw It Coming, Never Saw It Coming!
505: "Your Working Too Hard" *zaps*
506: "You Have Failed We Will Find Another Way"

507: EDI Enjoys Humans On Her Knees...

Modifié par ShamieGTX, 26 février 2010 - 02:20 .

[mikeloeven]

508: when ordering a drink from a Batarian bartender always make him take the first sip

509: krogan booze makes you radioactive