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[ShamieGTX]

510: According to Zaeed "A Little Poison never killed anyone...."

[Naughty Bear]

520: You will never see a female alien.

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 27 février 2010 - 02:42 .

[ShamieGTX]

Naughty Bear wrote...

520: You will never see a female alien.

effects of indoctrination include number sequence jumpin' 

Ehhh what are asari then btw?

[Naughty Bear]

ShamieGTX wrote...

Naughty Bear wrote...

520: You will never see a female alien.

effects of indoctrination include number sequence jumpin' 

Ehhh what are asari then btw?

The Asari are not actually female, they are mono-gendered or some other big fancy word.

[IguanidaeViridisAbsolutus]

521 : Shepard is not a good dancer.

522 : Shepard hope the future will be brighter than the past, where he died.

523 : Headbutting Krogans is a good way to make new friends.

[Aranwen1]

Naughty Bear wrote...

520: You will never see a female alien.

quarians have females.

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524: husk bowling is more fun then normal bowling

[NvVanity]

525: Group Therapy isn't needed. Your crew may all be suffering from family issues but that's not a problem.

[BitFaze]

526: In the 1980's a guy called MacGyver could fix everything with his Swiss army knife, a roll of duct-tape, a ball-point pen, a can of WD-40 and a paper-clip.

Now in the 2180's, aquarian can turn a circuit board, some element zero and a piece of scrap metal into a device that makes precision jumps... We have come a long way.

[HypesterHypester]

Corrected Numbering! See top of page 15



518: Shepherd is an artist on the battlefield.



519: ALWAYS Flirt with your Yeoman. No matter how many times she says "There are new messages at your private terminal, Commander."



520: If you have an opportunity to do something renegade-ish, like shoot a tank of flammable liquid under a guy giving a speech, or take out a mechanic with a blunt object. Do it, it will not affect your ability to be a Paragon in any way whatsoever, and it will save you a fight scene.

[UHitMeInTheEar]

521: The Normandy breaks fire codes.

522: The life support room is dryer.

523: We will fight for the lost.

524: You will double post.

525: BitFaze, like his avatar picture, seems like a smug b!tch.

[Sinner200]

526. Guns ARE better than fish

[KotOREffecT]

527: When all else fails, DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY.

[Retsugi]

528: Rear Admiral Mikhailovich shakes his head at drive cores.

[Aranwen1]

529: everyone has perfect teeth, even if at some point they come through your lips they are still perfect.

[fLoki]

530: Eyelids are overrated.. after all eyeballs do all the work.

[Tazzmission]

that im not the only one who thinks having interstellar sex with blue aliens is hot

[Aranwen1]

532: the blue suns look just like the cops.

[sergeant tango]

You must HOLD THE LINE

Harbinger likes to assume control

[Tazzmission]

this is comander shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel





whats wrong miranda? i just wanna get you into bed



you want me crawling through the ducts again? i love seeing humans on there knees.

[Chase]

535) You survived a shot to the head?!?

536) Well you survived vacuum space!

[xenapuff]

537) Spectre training usually involves "background checks, psychological evaluations, and a long period of field training under an experienced mentor," but if you prove that one has gone rogue, you're in!



538) Space Marines love to cuddle!

[Grebom]

35) Shepard is weird.....that kinda gets me off.

[Grebom]

539 not 35 sorry.

[J HG T]

540) THE FLESH IS A MACHINE

[ipro_carltron]

541) press F to continue

542) the airlock is a jar