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[faximusmaximus]

603)The council thought The first Hanar specter would play by the rules



604)this one has no time for your solid waste excretions



605)being partially dead is not an option on government paperwork

[kennyv217]

606) If you touch Jack, she'll smear the walls with you, b*tch.

Modifié par kennyv217, 17 juillet 2010 - 02:27 .

[grod4l]

607) Asari Consorts are skanky

[FuturePasTimeCE]

grod4l wrote...

607) Asari Consorts are skanky

:unsure:so? Hue Hefner's the awesomest male skank of all time... 

[D4rkFire]

608) Do not ask about the name Qwib-Qwib.

[Greatsultan]

609 Solitaire still exist in the future, and the Salarian loves it

610 C-Sec Costums is the worst job in the galaxy

611 Repent, the end is nigh !

612 You can enter the quarantine zone if you have a grenade launcher

613 You can drink with helmet in your head

614 Joker is a hardcore p-rn lover

Modifié par Greatsultan, 17 juillet 2010 - 08:32 .

[Mendelevosa]

615) Chefs of the future will not only cook food, but clean toilets as well.

[alex_34]

616 - sopposedly being brought back from the dead erases all scars from previously and gives you shiny new glow in the dark kind since normal scars just arn't the trend right anymore.

617 - After aquiring said scars. Mind over matter or a piece of medical equipment costing more resources then a cannon, ship shielding and plated enough to withstand a collector laser combined can remove said scars.

618 - When doing overlord you get a little voice in your head telling you to hit the shifty looking cows with missles or with the hammerhead itself.

619 - that using the speed boost on hammerhead can be interupted to a halt if you hit one of the shifty looking cows in the arse. (seriously brought my hammerhead to a halt a few times XD)

Modifié par alex_34, 21 juillet 2010 - 11:25 .

[Michalsky]

620. Tali has a shotgun.

621. Lia'Vael loves engines.

622. Calibrations never ends.

623. Garrus is curious about quarian immune system.

Modifié par Michalsky, 21 juillet 2010 - 09:56 .

[Mister Mida]

624. Silence is golden.

[Spartas Husky]

625. Males, get dumber, and females get flatter in the future...

sad sad.



626. The usual Krogan definition of Intimacy ends up scarring the walls with plasma, hyper velocity slugs, and couple of explosions...

[Homebound]

626. What Shepard says, the universe does.

[Spartas Husky]

628 turians are retarded at politics.

[Anezay]

629: Tattoos can protect you from the void of space.

630: We all know where the scale itch came from, Kelly.

631: Salarian revenge lasts an entire generation.

632: A Salarian generation is a couple weeks.

633: Joker was such a tool.

634: Cars can jump, people can’t.

[Spartas Husky]

Anezay wrote...


631: Salarian revenge lasts an entire generation.
632: A Salarian generation is a couple weeks.

Regarding that... where do you got those from?? can't seem to point my finger at the moment(s)

[sumoaltus]

635) You can probe Uranus

636) Shepard sells human testicles to Krogans

637) Drunk Elcor cannot sing

638) Admiral Korlus is very proud of his Qwib-Qwib

639) Raiden and Kolyat have exactly the same voice...weird.

[EffectedByTheMasses]

640) The ...thing i-is green.

641) Heavy risks are worth the priiiize.

642) Nihlus works better on his own.

[EffectedByTheMasses]

643) Nihlus is dead.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Shepard will try to scrog every alien species. He will probably die of some horrible disease due to this.

[kennyv217]

644) Rupert catches what falls through the cracks...heh...through the cracks.



645) Jenkins thought Kaidan's biotic display "WAS AWESOMEEE!!!!"



646) The husks on Horizon look different, but "they still die when you shoot em'".



647) "Your form is fragile."



648) JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE!!!!



649) Ashley and Kaidan love to scream at you when you're 2 feet away



650) Asari are so squishy.

[Spornicus]

651) Organics cannot comprehend the Reaper's motives.



652) Geth do not "infiltrate."

[REAPERS_r_CTHULHU]

653) all of the reaper info given in both games are directly from descriptions of cthulhu and gods related to H.P. Lovecraft and the necronomicon. so one of the writers must be a cultist. haha

[REAPERS_r_CTHULHU]

654) Sheperd's name is actually the last name of the first american man in space. Alan Sheperd

[Katamariguy]

Gorn Kregore wrote...

Commander Shepard has a favorite store on the Citadel.

655. Commander Shepard has four favorite stores on the Citadel.

[Mister Mida]

656. Don't f*ck with Aria
657. You can kill someone with farming equipment

Modifié par Mister Mida, 22 juillet 2010 - 09:35 .