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[Shadowomega23]

Mister Mida wrote...

656. Don't f*ck with Aria
657. You can kill someone with farming equipment

658 Don't Touch Jessie
659 There is alot of trash on the Normandy, enough that you could build your own ship with it.

(as for 657 I already knew that)

[izumi1925]

660. In the future you're still going to get junk mail.

661. Shooting concussive rounds at people encourages them move faster.

[Tosh_Ts]

662. Salarians don't have a sex drive.

663. Polite Krogans are creepy (Mr Thax's helper)

664. Blasto doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions

665. Kasumi wonders if Jacob likes Japanese girls with a penchant for kleptomania.

666. Jacob promised Shepard to go to the citadel and spill some drinks if they survive, but after the mission when you want to talk to him about it all he just says is thathe is not big on forcing those talks.What a cheap lying bastered... I WANT MY DRINKS!!!!

Modifié par Tosh_Ts, 22 juillet 2010 - 12:49 .

[Kikaimegami]

667. Jacob isn't big on forcing these talks.

668. Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

669. Widows are a structural weakness.

670. Geth do not use them.

671. Joker really wants to disengage the forward compensators and pull a Crazy Ivan.

[Kikaimegami]

672. EDI doesn't like probing Uranus.

673. Don't forget to drink your beer.

674. Green beverages are guaranteed to knock you on your ass.

675. Ryncol will tear your insides apart.

676. If you want to pretend you're dancing with me, then go ahead.

677. Tali has something in her sinuses that she can't even describe.

678. And it was totally worth it.

[Tosh_Ts]

679. Like dogs, Salarians are being measured by their pedigree.

Modifié par Tosh_Ts, 22 juillet 2010 - 12:55 .

[sickserb]

680. Mordin doesn't like to hold the line

[Kikaimegami]

681. Sneaking into the captain's quarters is a heavy risk.

[Tosh_Ts]

682. But the priiiiiiiiiiiiize....

[Enugan]

683) Krogans have a sharp and hard plate protecting their heads, but headbutting them is perfectly safe for humans tho....

[Tosh_Ts]

684) Kelly Chambers thinks that it is a terrible stereotype that women are attracted to bad boys, although she admits that in her case it is true...

[CroGamer002]

685. Geth are awesome.

686. Nukes kick ass even in 2185!

[xSTONEYx187x]

Bachelor partys go on for a very long time...

[izumi1925]

687. More expensive fiber optics does not mean faster fiber optics.

688. In the last financial year Commander Shepard earned 0 credits.

689. Humans make excellent control groups.

Modifié par izumi1925, 22 juillet 2010 - 09:31 .

[Spornicus]

690) A quarian with a bellyache complains a lot.



691) Mordin is the very model of a scientist salarian.



692) Smoking will kill you. And not in the way you think.

[MTN Dew Fanatic]

693.) You always have new messages.

[izumi1925]

694. Rule 34 still applies. (Fornax, Genit-elcor and Krogasm.)

[CroGamer002]

695. Quarian porn stars

[ShamieGTX]

696. You never Know Whe- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[archive-th]

Aetas Mutuo wrote...

131. American English is spoken by all races

Yea I thought about this too

But think back to where Shepard talk to Legion, Legion called sovereign 'Nazara' and when he did Shepard said 'I think my translator just glitched'

So it's plausable that all the species in mass effect wears a type of 'bable fish'[/b]

[ShamieGTX]

archive-th wrote...

Aetas Mutuo wrote...

131. American English is spoken by all races

Yea I thought about this too

But think back to where Shepard talk to Legion, Legion called sovereign 'Nazara' and when he did Shepard said 'I think my translator just glitched'

So it's plausable that all the species in mass effect wears a type of 'bable fish'[/b]

How many times must this be addressed? Everyone has translators... they are cheap in the future....just like guns havent you noticed how easy Shepards ****s up the kids gun in Afterlife after you sign up for Killing Archangel? 

[antti5001]

697. you should not try to jump on top of 4 explosive containers and shoot them...trust me, it hurts...but it was kinda fun too!

[REAPERS_r_CTHULHU]

698. there are no fish in the presidium



699. thresher maws on other planets are smaller than thresher maws on the krogan homeworld



700. if you dont feed the fish they will die, but gerbils dont need to eat

[izumi1925]

701. Mom was right, you should've brought a sweater.

702. Drinks and dancing below and gambling up top makes Flux a great place to blow off steam.

703. Looting from the dead is wrong, unless you're Commander Shepard.

704. You can make yummy steaks from a Thresher Maw.

[CroGamer002]

705. Even Krogans have Extranet adicts.

706. People don't care anymore about historical events.