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[Repellerar]

Tyrael02 wrote...

Repellerar wrote...

722. Always end conversations with "I should go.".

thats been said!

Doh'!

[homestyle]

733. Skimpy outfits can protect hot chicks from bullets and other dangerous things.



734. Asking the same question over and over again won't annoy people in the future.

[sumoaltus]

735. Reapers simply "Are"

736. The cycle cannot be broken

737. Sometime in the near future, It is not a crime for a Commnading officer to strike a woman in the mouth for her disingenuous assertions

[Tyrael02]

738. The Asari will laugh the blue off your ass.

Modifié par Tyrael02, 24 juillet 2010 - 06:43 .

[izumi1925]

739. If a drell tells you, "I forgot," he's lying.

[CroGamer002]

740. Miranda doesn't know what is loyalty until final boss fight.

[ShamieGTX]

sumoaltus wrote...

735. Reapers simply "Are"
736. The cycle cannot be broken
737. Sometime in the near future, It is not a crime for a Commnading officer to strike a woman in the mouth for her disingenuous assertions

Do you really want to say "No" to Shepard? 

[xSTONEYx187x]

741.Conrad Verner got beat up by a group of Turians

[smecky-kitteh]

girls look better waring a bucket.

[Cra5y Pineapple]

743. Garrus is the hero Omega Deserves. He's a silent Guardian. A watchful Protector. A Dark Knight.

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 24 juillet 2010 - 02:08 .

[HTTP 404]

744. Shepard's mother is hot

[izumi1925]

745.The words 'political sh*t storm' are supposed to mean something to you.

[Tyrael02]

Quarian admirals ****** on everything Quarian marines fight for.

[Repellerar]

747. Most politicians are sellouts.

[Falcon509]

Tyrael02 wrote...

Quarian admirals ****** on everything Quarian marines fight for.

It's the job of politicians and the navy to do that to marines. That's the price they pay for being awesome.

Also...

748. A single, wounded quarian marine can hold off a company of heavily armed geth and a colossus with just one rocket launcher.

Modifié par Falcon509, 25 juillet 2010 - 02:40 .

[Falcon509]

749. Even an incredibly deformed Shepard can land the hottest human AND alien babes.

[Falcon509]

750. Garrus is the only one in existence that misses the long elevator rides.

[Tyrael02]

Falcon509 wrote...

750. Garrus is the only one in existence that misses the long elevator rides.

LOL! and the music they play in the elevators!

[Falcon509]

Archangel5585 wrote...

544) "a shot from ANYWHERE in space at ANY time can and WILL ruin someone's day"

It would be hilarious if a shot that missed millions of years ago flew out into dark space and killed a Reaper.

[Falcon509]

752. Donovan Hock parks trucks in the tunnels beneath his house just in case someone breaks into his vault and steals something.

[Tyrael02]

753. Us humans are all racist.

754. Turian ceremonial items include 15 centimeter serrated blades.

[Deltonax]

755. Morinth has a great personality and you should really get to know her.

[Canned Bullets]

756. It is completely okay to walk into a room full of enemies with weapons put away and have a dialog sequence only to pull out weapons when the enemies have a clear shot of you.

[Falcon509]

757. Before the attack on the Citadel it was perfectly ok to run around shooting everything in sight and nobody would react at all.

[Falcon509]

A lesson for those in school...



758. Math errors will make you worship the Reapers.