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[Super ._. Shepard]

818: Commander Shepard is a pimp

[Tyrael02]

Upon replaying ME 1 and 2 ---> 819. Ashley Williams is the intellectual equivalent of Bubba from Forrest Gump, in addition to being a xenophobe.



(Sorry Ash fans, that's just how she pans out)

[Tosh_Ts]

Tyrael02 wrote...

Upon replaying ME 1 and 2 ---> 819. Ashley Williams is the intellectual equivalent of Bubba from Forrest Gump, in addition to being a xenophobe.

(Sorry Ash fans, that's just how she pans out)

You're right about the xenophobe thing, but I don't know about the Bubba part 

[HeatClipNotFound]

Commander Shepard, is actually Shepard Commander in Geth.

[Falcon509]

821. It's hard to hack a door when someone is firing rockets at you.

[Nezzer]

I've learned that we should all go.

[Tosh_Ts]

822. Turians have a thing for waists.



823. In the future, there are no such things as automatic fish feeding devices...



824. ...but there are automatic dead fish flushing functions built-in to any aquarium when the fish die from starvation.

[Arhka]

825. There's a geth. Right behind you.

[LOLgarrusLOL]

826. It's never good to bring a Turian into a plague zone with no doctor.

[Mr.Tacito]

827. Kenneth and Gabby would make a good couple...

Modifié par Mr.Tacito, 08 août 2010 - 03:09 .

[havoc373]

828. Alliance and cerberus ship interiors defy the laws of physics

[Arhka]

829. Thermal clips are only in the game so Zaeed can burn people to death with them.

Modifié par Arhka, 08 août 2010 - 04:29 .

[Tosh_Ts]

830. EDI can watch Shepard while he sleeps in his cabin.

[Tosh_Ts]

831. EDI knows when you go to the bathroom (and which one). She also know how long you've been there and what you did.

[JGDD]

832: They laughed the blue right off of my ass.

[Tosh_Ts]

833. Miranda has no problem with the fact that one of the first things anyone can see when entering her office is her queen size bed.

[Tosh_Ts]

834. Garrus sure does like to calibrate...

[MarchWaltz]

835. We should fear the reapers man.

[Raziel0325]

836. Grunt, he is Krogan!

Modifié par Raziel0325, 09 août 2010 - 02:20 .

[Tosh_Ts]

837. Krogan poetry is as bad as it seems

[TelexFerra]

MarchWaltz wrote...

835. We should fear the reapers man.

Shepard don't fear the reapers

Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are


Come on baby
Don't fear the reapers


Baby take my hand
Don't fear the reapers


We'll be able to fly
Don't fear the reapers

Baby, Shep's your maaaaaaan

Modifié par TelexFerra, 09 août 2010 - 02:45 .

[Boom_Headshot1337]

838. Kasumi and Kelly are romance shippers.

[Tosh_Ts]

839. Apparently, Turians CAN dance.

[Mr.Tacito]

840. Wrex is irreplaceable!

[David Knight]

841. Shepard still has a few tricks up his sleeve.

842. Garrus had a batarian demo expert, if you can believe it.

843. Children do not exist in the universe. Anywhere.

844. Apparently, Nihlus moves so much faster on his own that he skips life and goes right to death.

855. Despite the fact that humanity has a gel that heals wounds it touches nigh-instantly, Garrus can become horribly scarred.