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[Chim3ra]

886. Chef put less ass into his meals now.

[Lord Coake]

887: Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles.

[ADLegend21]

888:Answers from Grunt are coming at a muzzle velocity.

[Tosh_Ts]

889. Squadmates never run out of ammo.

[maxpowers2525]

890 shepard vi's are illegal

Modifié par maxpowers2525, 18 août 2010 - 02:22 .

[Mehow_pwn]

891 reapers can become pre terminator or human reaper

[tom.bleaker]

892 Reaper domination works on non-humanoids.

[cihimi]

893 Red Sand is the answer to all your problems.

894 If you probe Uranus, the AI will raise a virtual eyebrow.

Modifié par cihimi, 18 août 2010 - 04:24 .

[Big Blue Car]

894 "I'm not a racist, but..." is always followed by blatant racism

895 Virmire is where racists go to die

[Tosh_Ts]

896. In every Alliance ship, the crew barely move from their positions while the XO runs like a headless chicken from one side of the ship to the other so he could speak with them and carry over their wishes.



897. In addition to 896, looks like the future, intercom points are only available between the helm and the commander.

[RustyAllard]

898: If you want a pet, get a hamster 'cause they don't die

899: Fish die when you don't feed them

[Count Viceroy]

900, Automatic fish feeders where banned from military grade star ships due to overfeeding, and obesity related fish deaths

[gi0m]

901 A leather sofa is a better protection than a polymer combat armour equiped with mass effect shields and barriers.

Modifié par gi0m, 22 août 2010 - 03:33 .

[Tosh_Ts]

902. The inside crates of the SR2 Normandy offer better protection from the oculus laser beam then the exterior Silaris carbon nanotube sheets woven with diamond chemical armor.

[archive-th]

[Oblivious]

Miranda thinks the engine room is better than the Captain's Quarters

[Severyx]

905) There are award winning movies about quarian and turian relationships.



906) Electronic sex toys are standard equipment for any responsible adult.



907) Shepard has bowels of steel. He can survive: Gratuitous quantities of alcohol, Poison, Ryncol...

[TheShadowmancer]

908) The captain of a cerburus vessel is forced to stink because the captains quarters only has a toilet, sink and mirror.

[General Douchington]

909) The only time you can shower is when Garrus is coming up to your quarters.

910) Asari are so... squishy.

Modifié par General Douchington, 25 août 2010 - 03:09 .

[E-MailA.K.A.Mr.Fox]

911. Joker is not a people person.



912. after you visit a main mission, that world is off limits to you and you cant ever go back again.



913. Giving an Asari exotic dancer a tip, will make her give you a sexy smile.



914. If you come back later, Kasumi might have something else to talk about.



915. Asari who have Asari life partners and meld to have offspring are ridiculed by other Asari.

[Palathas]

916. If an AI takes over the universe then someone somewhere will be stuck calculating PI.

[Tosh_Ts]

Citadel security can't distinguish an asari from a Geth, even if their lives would depend on it.

Modifié par Tosh_Ts, 30 août 2010 - 07:19 .

[Justicar]

918. Calibrations > Talking to your LI.

[bluesparrow94]

919.Calirations, cleaning engines and meditation could last forever.
920.Shepard and his companion can never be indoctrinated by the reaper
921.Shepard can never have kids however who he/she romanced with

Modifié par bluesparrow94, 30 août 2010 - 12:49 .

[Fugiz]

922. No one seems to notice Shep spent 50000 platinum on face surgery.