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[liquidbronze]

953. No one in the future knows how to walk, they all just stand or sit and move their arms occasionally.

[Giggles_Manically]

954) Even geth like to get their game on.

[ObserverStatus]

Even 170 years from now, moderators have no power to stop trolling.

[JediHealerCosmin]

956. In the future, Omni-gel will become a substance to open locked doors, but they will change this aspect because one Commander Shepard was just to intrusive in everyone's business. 

[PWENER]

957) Humans are all racist

Modifié par PWENER, 09 septembre 2010 - 05:15 .

[PWENER]

liquidbronze wrote...

953. No one in the future knows how to walk, they all just stand or sit and move their arms occasionally.

[TheShadowmancer]

958. As someone does more daring and death defying feats they will dance more lamely

[Demigod]

959. Children are not seen or heard

[Glory71]

960. 2154 - Commander Shepard was born
961. At the age of 29, he found an exciting and ambitious girl with her feet firmly planted on the ground.
962. Now older and wiser at 31, Shepard is now looking for girls with big ******.  :innocent:

Modifié par Glory71, 09 septembre 2010 - 05:39 .

[Rogue Unit]

963. Salarians don't like Hanar on Asari porn.

Edit number. I want number 1000

Modifié par Rogue Unit, 09 septembre 2010 - 05:36 .

[liquidbronze]

PWENER wrote...

liquidbronze wrote...

953. No one in the future knows how to walk, they all just stand or sit and move their arms occasionally.

[Blk_Mage_Ctype]

964.) If you're a female who's having trouble attracting men, just cover your face with a hood and a visor, and you'll have hoards of men who range from finding you utterly adorable to having an unhealthy obsession with you.

[Justicar]

965.

It doesn't matter what you see in cutscenes, Jack gets pawned by 1 (1!!!!) YMIR Mech, Thane cannot (CANNOT!) take out more than two mercs himself by melee alone, and Grunt can't kill a Thresher Maw in one shot.

Modifié par Justicar, 09 septembre 2010 - 05:46 .

[Selenor]

966. Nhilus gets dead faster on his own

[JediHealerCosmin]

967. When in doubt, show her that you have reach.

968. Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. 

[saixme]

Cloaking_Thane wrote...

There are space hampsters

We knew that from Baldur's Gate.

969) Asari have cockpits. Oh wait. No, they don't.

[rob91919]

970) The good doctor has an obsession with Joker

971) The truck would last longer if they didn't hit every damn crater

972) Michael Dorn cannot escape playing aliens with ridged foreheads and who enjoy beating the crap out of each other for fun!

973) (Probably said before but I love it) Mordin is the very example of a scientist salarian!

Modifié par rob91919, 11 septembre 2010 - 08:05 .

[rob91919]

974) Shots don't come in big bottles in the future, they come in individual canisters



975) Being a bartender is more like being a pharmacist, you have to get the right drink for the right species or people die! Then you could get shot by a random Turian.

[Tosh_Ts]

976) In the future, toliets do not have any tissue paper. No sign of any 3 seashells either.

[Spectre 117]

The bartender puts more stuff where more stuff goes in.

[Spectre 117]

Also back in the old days you could slap omni-gel anywhere.

[shn_mrtn]

979. The science behind global warming is ironclad???

[galland]

980.You can only have sex on a dirty bar

[Tosh_Ts]

981. Even asari look better when you're drunk.

[Luvinn]

Spectre 117 wrote...

Also back in the old days you could slap omni-gel anywhere.

982. That change made alot of people upset