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[Bigchris4747]

197)Jacob is the Token-Black Guy



198)Joker is in love with an AI

[Kahlmulandr]

199) Some women find facial scars attractive. Mind you, most of those women are Krogan.

[Varenus Luckmann]

200) In the distant future, there are no scars.

[Brixxer600]

200 : If you're freelancing for the mercs and you die your friends won't collect your share.

[Aranwen1]

201: if aimed right you can fire through cover and take no damage

[Jayce]

202: Sergeant Cathka works too hard.

[Aranwen1]

203: if an enemy is behind cover you can not shoot them even if there is am opening in the cover which would normally allow a bullet to reach them.

[Fluffeh Kitteh]

204: Space is empty. And gunnery chiefs dare to assume that ignorant jackasses know it.

[AjAeXx]

205: People will die through a single bullet if you are not playing Shepard, if you play Shepard, they will even survive a Headshot....



206: What is a gun if you can get a Tactical Nuke?



207: Everybody likes blue women with calamari on their heads.



208: Surviving is overrated.



209: Physic also.

[Aranwen1]

210: punching someone will always remove a shield/armor/barrier faster then bullets (on insanity)

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211: Cerberus may be evil, but it has genetically superior women.

[Zaxares]

212. Arcelia Silva Martinez is not impressed with your heroics!

[visualkei]

213. "Weakening their integrity!" is a prelude to a quick death.



214. The Illusive Man will always have better comebacks.



215. Lives can hang on a left or right click.

[visualkei]

216. Even if you're crippled, and need to walk through a massacre, you're more likely to survive than trained, armed able-bodied soldiers.

217. Claudia Black will weave her hotness into all your video games.

218. The scanner doesn't say "It's over 9000", but it can detect anomalies.

219. Jacob has a cruel face.

Modifié par visualkei, 20 février 2010 - 11:24 .

[Fluffeh Kitteh]

visualkei wrote...

216. Even if you're crippled, and need to walk through a massacre, you're more likely to survive than trained, armed able-bodied soldiers.

You could traverse the very fires of hell itself... IF YOU JUST FOLLOW THE EMERGENCY LIGHTS












...crawling through ducts helps too.

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220. A giant reaper ship crashing in to the citadel does not classify as evidence.

[The Capital Gaultier]

 If you're famous enough, no one can remember your gender.

[obie191970]

222)Krogans created, and likely educated, by a madman, are more dangerous than normal Krogans.

[Sdrol117]

223) There are no more ugly chicks.

224) Obesity has been abolished.

225) Eating is now an option, not a necessity.

[obie191970]

226) Cheerleaders won't admit that Cerberus was wrong.

[Mendelevosa]

227. When someone says "With all due respect", that person really means "Kiss my ass!"

[obie191970]

228)Breathable leather seats are only installed on private sector ships.

[Kurupt87]

229. beer goggles work on asari

[drag-once]

230. despite illiums 'dark' ways, there's no gambling.

[Saetanigera]

Quoted for truth:

87.) You can be dead for 2 years and women will still complain that you never called them.

227. When someone says "With all due respect", that person really means "Kiss my ass!"



231 You are assuming sterilizing them was a mistake.

232 I'm pleased that the immenent destruction of all organic life has increased your career opportunities

233 Killing with women around gives the fight a different flavor

234 I was losing sleep over the prospect of people not loving the Turians

235 Humans have a wide range of cultures and attitudes but Krogan all think and act exactly alike.

236 They didn't cover taking down a rogue specter and his army of snythetics in basic

237 Killing anyone who fights us is either business or a favor to the universe.

238 The best fights will find you.

239 You don't stop using a gun because the kickback has a little sting

240 I would prefer lengthier studies and fewer explosions

241 A nice explosion now and then keeps the mind sharp

242 Anything that isn't constantly challenged grows weak.

243 "thus always to tyrants" (this one is obscure) reply "please report to security for arrest and interrogation"

244 I am a biotic god!

245 maybe i should lie down

246 I will blast your virtual ass into actual dust

247 We will hold the line.