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[Mendelevosa]

248. Pistols do more damage than assault rifles.

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 20 février 2010 - 04:23 .

[glacier1701]

249) Apparently people have forgotten what Geth look like.
 

( Zaeed and C-Sec officer both make mistaken remarks on someone's true origin).

Modifié par glacier1701, 20 février 2010 - 04:28 .

[Kerilus]

glacier1701 wrote...

249) Apparently people have forgotten what Geth look like.
 

( Zaeed and C-Sec officer both make mistaken remarks on someone's true origin).

Keep in mind that very few people actually saw a Geth, since no one has ever visited the Geth world and back, and the few Geth that are willing to visit organics so far aim at destroying all organic species, except for legion.

[Gaddmeister]

250) You're supposed to hit the keystone to begin.

[Bigchris4747]

248) Salarian years are like dog years, even if it is insulting

[Mr Brlghtslde]

249) I AM KROGAAAAAAAAN!

[Mendelevosa]

250. Having sex can cause your nervous system to burn out and die.

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 20 février 2010 - 05:49 .

[Subject 01]

251. None of the flashback sequences have you in them.

252. Tali can't believes that worked.

Modifié par Subject 01, 20 février 2010 - 05:56 .

[Kahlmulandr]

256) Quarian suits are lovely, and quite snug in all the right places.

EDIT: What confuses me is how can you get the numbers that far off 30 minutes after the last person posted

Modifié par Kahlmulandr, 20 février 2010 - 06:07 .

[Gaddmeister]

Nooo! Now the numbers are all messed up.

[Subject 01]

254. Helmets can survive planetary entry.

Modifié par Subject 01, 20 février 2010 - 06:02 .

[Nidd77]

llinsane1ll wrote...

There are no fish on the Presidium

Let me rephrase that:

The fish is a lie!

[Saetanigera]

adjusting for screwup

258 A baby left in a closet until he's 16 wont be sane

259 Bugs are writing songs about you

260 You have to be the most convincing person in the world to get a woman to forgive you for calling her out.

[NaimaRamirez]

261. Medi-Gel can resurrect people who have been blown apart with rockets or riddled with bullets. Fortunately, only Shepard seems to know this.

[Punahedan]

Varenus Luckmann wrote...

200) In the distant future, there are no scars.

200 a. Except on LI Turians.


262. Shepard, the women's restroom is on the starboard side of the ship.

263. Joker's paranoid.

264. Parasini owes you a beer.

265. Really, Commander? Probing Uranus.

266. Uh... Sic semper tyrannis...cough cough.

267. STUPID MACHINE!

268. Reactivating Mira requires solving the age-old puzzle that has stumped hackers for centuries: the Towers of Hanoi.

[Tirranek]

269.) Tali has a Shotgun

270.) Harbinger knows this hurts you

[tthammy]

what we learn from mass effect is an 7 dimentional world cose the act of gaming , and savepoints and etc and it wont be possible for a game to have 14 dimention i think cose otherwise you have 2 realities running and that you see a portal on it and another dimention that you go through

[tthammy]

what we learn from mass effect is an 7 dimentional world cose the act of gaming , and savepoints and etc and it wont be possible for a game to have 14 dimention i think cose otherwise you have 2 realities running and that you see a portal on it and another dimention that you go through

[tthammy]

what we learn from mass effect is an 7 dimentional world cose the act of gaming , and savepoints and etc and it wont be possible for a game to have 14 dimention i think cose otherwise you have 2 realities running and that you see a portal on it and another dimention that you go through

[obie191970]

272) Apparently, the Asari-Hanar porn games they sell in Shin Akiba are really nasty.

[Saetanigera]

273 Don't *cough* ingest
274 The odds of survival might be low
275 a punch to the face is also likely
276 Beware of Chafing
277 WATCH for bugs, could be planted ANYWHERE! Can perform exam later if necessary, will need probes.
278 You don't have a grenade launcher lady, get lost
279 I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
280 I have to spend all day computing pie because he plugged in the overlord.
281 It's not an artificial intelligence virus. Unless its very intelligent and toying with me.

Modifié par Saetanigera, 20 février 2010 - 07:33 .

[Subject 01]

291. Sheperd is technically 'undead'

[FrancisKitt]

282) Racist Admirals have problems with Krogan who stand around looking hard, Asari who keep nearly fainting and TUHREIANZZ!!! that desperately try to get a buggy to conform to the laws of Newton, but not Quarians directly studying the engine core

283) Garrus can't afford armour, but he can afford wine, on a vigilante's salary of course.

284) In Mass Effect 1, the girls always ignored Shepard and hit on Garrus. Despite Shepard having sex twice.

Modifié par FrancisKitt, 20 février 2010 - 07:39 .

[awpdevil]

285. Simply put brown dwarfs are stars that didn't quite make it.

[filetemon]

286. badly coded programs aren't slowing down your computer, they're just, "building a consensus"



287. Commander sheppard's favorite store in the citadel is anyone that gives him a discount



288. The illusive man smokes too much