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[filetemon]

289. collectors have their organs replaced by tech, they eat motherboards and crap graphic cards

[Missouri Tigers]

290. When you die and some company with incredible technology can actually resurrect you and get your body to work again, the only thing people can say is "You're back!' or "I thought you were dead!" Also, not one person will make a Frankenstein joke at you.

[glacier1701]

Kerilus wrote...

glacier1701 wrote...

249) Apparently people have forgotten what Geth look like.
 

( Zaeed and C-Sec officer both make mistaken remarks on someone's true origin).

Keep in mind that very few people actually saw a Geth, since no one has ever visited the Geth world and back, and the few Geth that are willing to visit organics so far aim at destroying all organic species, except for legion.

Yeah but zaeed makes this comment on something that he spent the whole game calling it by the right name and then suddenly decides its something else entirely.

[filetemon]

291. The loyalty of a fearsome space mercenary who founded the deadliest merc group of the galaxy can be earned with a punch to his face.



292.Asari informers who live by delivering the latest information can't find and hack random terminals located in the same street as their offices.



293.Having a problem is always solved by asking random strangers who deliver the solution and are willing to help



294. run out of credits? hack a cargo crane!

[NaimaRamirez]

295. The Reapers and the rest of the galaxy will gladly wait while Shepard flies out to probe just one more planet for resources.

[Mendelevosa]

296. Volus are Darth Vader fans.

[Mars Nova]

Starship engines can be used as nuclear bombs.
The important thing is to embrace the time you have with the fish.
Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.
Rupert catches what falls through the cracks.
Miranda's uniform always makes Kenneth stand at attention.

[filetemon]

297.Krogans won the Rachni war but can't get rid of pyjacks.



298.While the idiots at Elfell-Ashland corporation waste millions setting colonies for mining, we collect all the resources from a single planet launching 25$ probes.Losers!



299. Turian sex perverts find Salarians skin tone cute



300. On the citadel, there's...hey, what the...no,NO!...AAARRGGHHH.......[ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS POST]





301. I KNOW THIS HURTS

[Gundar3]

302. Femshep's gun is bigger.

[Thiev]

302. Legion is not available for experimentation.
303. Shepard won't be guessed on her own ship by her own ship.
304. Dying from infection in the middle of a battle is just insulting.
305. Krogan are known for indiscriminate target acquisition.
306. Garrus didn't shoot him.

Modifié par Thiev, 25 février 2010 - 01:36 .

[Klijpoplayxbox]

307. Guns are better than fish....

[Jan Pogonowski]

308. Since the 2 years that have past the "Geth attack on the Citadel" the species of the universe can be witnessed crying tears.

[COLK-KiLL]

309. Cerberus has alot pinned on it from the first game with very little proof. I think their just misunderstood.

[ManEatingLlama]

310: EDI enjoys the sight of humans on their knees.

[Mendelevosa]

311. You can charm or intimidate people into giving you store discounts.



312. Refunds don't exist in the future.

[Kerilus]

313) The only proof of Miranda's perfect genetic is her ass.

[_000Darkstar]

Adjusted for horrible numbering screw-up



320.) The thought of losing Shepard is like losing a limb.

321.) Feasting on her biotic blood will only make you more of a GOD!

322.) If you make a sacred oath with a Renegade commander who makes you do horrible things and then tell him you'll have to kill him, don't be surprised when he lets your psychopath daughter murder your ass or sends you to your death as the squad leader.

[filetemon]

323. Go talk with your friend Jack if you want small talk.



(goes all the way down to engineering dock)



324. No hard feelings, but I don't wanna play



(returns to crew dock)



325. Go talk with your friend Jack if you want small talk.



(goes all the way down to engineering dock)



326. No hard feelings, but I don't wanna play







327:FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[visualkei]

328. Some quarians have Jamaican accents.

[ME2Shephard]

329. Shepard's gonna get Joker's crippled ass out of here



330. Joker uses a wide vocabulary. Such phrases include Shi*, Shi*, What the Shi*!

[ME2Shephard]

331.The Volus are used car salesman

[thepimpto]

332 Commander Shepard deletes files like you on the way to real errors



333 The Galaxy is at stake and you should fix the problem yourself



334 It takes the 8 billion credit Lazarus Project to resurrect Shepard but Medi-gel seems more cost-effective for everyone else

[Aranwen1]

335: meleeing a Praetorian is a bad idea

336: the shields on the collecter ship will last as long as the fight with the Praetorian last but give out as soon as it dies.

Modifié par Aranwen1, 21 février 2010 - 03:52 .

[_000Darkstar]

337.) Asari Matriarchs are like Highlanders. There can be ONLY ONE!
338.) Joker presses the 'MUTE' button with his thumb.
339.) Shooting the pipe full of gas underneath the bad guy and starting him on fire is more effective than just shooting him in the head. Ahem, excuse me, optics.
340.) Humans, Asari, and Salarians are all squishy and easy to stab. Quarians, not so much. Turians, you have to work the knife in.
341.) There are no children shown in this game because they're all playing around in the air vents.

Modifié par _000Darkstar, 21 février 2010 - 04:00 .

[Cross1280]

342.) Tali hated the elevator rides

343.) she has a shotgun