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Posté 19 février 2010 - 07:49
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"The sociopath lives only to murder, fight, and kill. Every dialogue tree will end with him implying you're a giant gaping vagina because one time, when you were really busy, you forgot to burn down the town orphanage AND rape all the nuns."
I agree with this one the most. BioWare writes "evil" companions really two-dimensional.
I agree with this one the most. BioWare writes "evil" companions really two-dimensional.
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Posté 19 février 2010 - 09:38
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Fairly humorous article. Don't agree with Master Li being included as a wise mentor though. At least Jolee Bindo and Duncan were on your side in their games! I'm also pretty sure the shot of the Jedi Council they found for 'The ****s' comes from KOTOR 2...
Ahh, damn. I'm a sad BioWare fanboy aren't I? >.<
Ahh, damn. I'm a sad BioWare fanboy aren't I? >.<
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Posté 19 février 2010 - 09:44
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It does come from KotOR 2.
This article was funny at points but had so many inaccuracies I found it hard to take too seriously. I expect that was the intention. Still, the writer got several details flat out wrong and I didn't agree with where some of the characters were categorized either.
This article was funny at points but had so many inaccuracies I found it hard to take too seriously. I expect that was the intention. Still, the writer got several details flat out wrong and I didn't agree with where some of the characters were categorized either.
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Posté 19 février 2010 - 09:46
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Remember, this was meant to be humorous. You need to take it with an eight pound block of salt.
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Posté 19 février 2010 - 09:49
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Seagloom wrote...
I have no sense of humor.
...My facetiousness-adar just went off...which means you do have a sense of humor...which means you are fooling around with my mind!
You tricksy little minx...I'm on to you!
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Posté 19 février 2010 - 09:51
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Godak wrote...
I'm on to you!
Disclaimer: I am not physically on you.
...Not yet.
*Dun-dun-duuuuuun!*
Why yes, I am evil. Thank you for noticing.
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Posté 19 février 2010 - 10:01
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Seagloom wrote...
You're so bad you're good? XD
Yes. It's complicated, but you seem to be understanding just fine.
Oh, and know that I will always be watching, waiting for my moment to pounce...No one can abate my insatiable appetite for hugs!
*Disappears into the shadows*
...Ah, f^_^ck! Who put that banana peel there? I want names!
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Posté 19 février 2010 - 10:53
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Godak wrote...
Seagloom wrote...
You're so bad you're good? XD
Yes. It's complicated, but you seem to be understanding just fine.
Oh, and know that I will always be watching, waiting for my moment to pounce...No one can abate my insatiable appetite for hugs!
*Disappears into the shadows*
...Ah, f^_^ck! Who put that banana peel there? I want names!
Godak that is such a stalker moment you had there, say " Cheese" I want to capture it forever.
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 10:30
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Haha i found the article funny. I thought Miranda was more of a **** than Jack was. Bastila should be in that category too. They should rename it the "hot ****" category.
Don't forget Zaeed. He's basically a carbon copy of Canderous.
Don't forget Zaeed. He's basically a carbon copy of Canderous.
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 11:16
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Funny article. I had to agree mostly on the naive lady part, I'm afraid. But it started before, with Aerie...
Still... do we get a Godak-Seagloom romance option in the next BW game?
Still... do we get a Godak-Seagloom romance option in the next BW game?
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 11:32
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what a great idea and the article tickled my fancy!dark-lauron wrote...
Funny article. I had to agree mostly on the naive lady part, I'm afraid. But it started before, with Aerie...
Still... do we get a Godak-Seagloom romance option in the next BW game?
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 01:06
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Godak wrote...
Remember, this was meant to be humorous. You need to take it with an eight pound block of salt.
Accuracy is what makes funny things funny. Read Mock Effect sometimes and see if you don't find yourself nodding along as you're chuckling.
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 01:11
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Maria Caliban wrote...
Godak wrote...
Remember, this was meant to be humorous. You need to take it with an eight pound block of salt.
Accuracy is what makes funny things funny. Read Mock Effect sometimes and see if you don't find yourself nodding along as you're chuckling.
...And so does blatant exaggeration. The author was clearly trying to fit certain characters into certain molds that they do not necessarily fit. Still, we've played the games, and we understand what he means, so the bits and pieces that were blown out of proportion only give the article even more humor.
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 01:17
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Seagloom wrote...
Only if it ends in tragedy.
You end the relationship with a demonic baby in your belly?
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 01:19
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Well, I can't get pregnant so no. 
Also that isn't tragic enough. I was thinking more along the lines of siding with the villains and being killed by you and the PC. Or being killed by the game's main antagonist as a way to show the player isn't invincible and people helping her/him out may well die.
Also that isn't tragic enough. I was thinking more along the lines of siding with the villains and being killed by you and the PC. Or being killed by the game's main antagonist as a way to show the player isn't invincible and people helping her/him out may well die.
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 01:21
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Seagloom wrote...
Well, I can't get pregnant so no.
Yes, I know, but it would be in a video game!
Seagloom wrote...
Also that isn't tragic enough. I was thinking more along the lines of siding with the villains and being killed by you and the PC. Or being killed by the game's main antagonist as a way to show the player isn't invincible and people helping her/him out may well die.
...While you're pregnant?
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 01:27
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No, an unceremonious and ignoble death is it. Nothing dramatic like Aerith, Sagacious Zu, or Duncan's deaths. No pregnancies. In fact, no sex. That whole every BioWare romance must end in sex mentality is getting tiresome.
Nothing dramatic like Aerith, Sagacious Zu, or Duncan's deaths. No pregnancies. In fact, no sex. That whole every BioWare romance must end in sex mentality is getting tiresome.
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 01:33
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Seagloom wrote...
In fact, no sex. That whole every BioWare romance must end in sex mentality is getting tiresome.
You know, people in real life have sex all the time.
...Alllll the time. Still, I agree that their should be more resolution than "Woo! I got laid!"
And, no. You die in one of the most emotional scenes known in gaming history. Also, you're pregnant with twins, now.
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Posté 20 février 2010 - 01:53
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Godak wrote...
Seagloom wrote...
In fact, no sex. That whole every BioWare romance must end in sex mentality is getting tiresome.
You know, people in real life have sex all the time.
...Alllll the time. Still, I agree that their should be more resolution than "Woo! I got laid!"
And, no. You die in one of the most emotional scenes known in gaming history. Also, you're pregnant with twins, now.
Cant you keep your pants on for one topic Godack?
