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[Paul Emil]

Guard: And what are you supposed to be?

Sten: What does it look like?

Guard: It looks like a couple of freaks are wasting my time.

Oghren: Oh, sod it all. Get 'em!

[sylvanaerie]

HaloKT wrote...

NaimaRamirez wrote...

When selecting Alistair: "YYEEEeees?"
It's so long and drawn out, I can just imagine him wearing a manical smile at the same time. 

OMG, just like Leli's "Heeey" in that sweet, seductive voice. When she does that I always want to leave the area immediately to have some... private conversation *coughs politely and stares into another direction*

A conversation that always cracks me up is when Leliana tries to give Morrigan fashion tips and says something about emphasising her strengths, while obviously staring at Morrigan's chest. Naughty little girl 

LOL or when she's talking about how forbidden the sisters of the Chantry are (cause of vows of chastity).  Good times

[Gill Kaiser]

Guard: "What's your business in Fort Drakon?"
Sten: "I'm a giant with a War Dog. Either I am making a delivery, or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former."
Guard: "I wasn't told we were getting a Mabari."
Sten: "Must I point out the obvious? I am a large, impatient man with a War Dog. Either let me in or get someone who will."

[TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain]

My favorite moments in one liner history:



Sten: There is a pastery here sweet and round...we dont have them where I come from...



PC: Cookies?



Sten: Yes, we dont have them it needs to be rectified.



At end game:

Sten: Where is the cake? They said there would be cake? The cake was a lie!



Lothering if you deny liliana:

Alistair: She seems to have good intent...

PC: She is one archdemon short of a blight.

Alistair: I know but she seems more like "pretty colors" than "Im princess stabity, stab, kill kill!"



Ostagar non DLC:

Alistair: Just so you know if the king asks me to put on a dress and dance the go around thats where im drawing the line darkspawn or no...

PC: I dont know that would be a good distraction.

Alistair: Me shimming down the darkspawn line? Sure we could kill them while they roll around laughing...

Duncan: ughhhh....

[rak72]

I love the Ughhh line, so subtle, yet briliant

[Slukers]

PC: I wish I had a griffon...

Wynne: Do you want to hear a story about the Grey Wardens of old?

PC: Does it have griffon's in it?

Wynne: It is like talking to a child...

PC: Does it have griffon's or not?

[Slukers]

apparently I decided apostrophes= plurality

[Vaeliorin]

Personally, I love the singing dwarf in Tapster's.



Ooohh, I've heard of dwarves who get in fights 'bout every time they drink,

And those who need to have a woman just to help them think,

And if you want to see a dwarf whine and beg and plead,

Just pour out all his ale and take away his mead!



There's never been a Paragon of Wisdom or of Thinking,

And though I tried a time or two, I ne'r got raised for stinking,

But hang around here long enough and don't you go a blinking,

'Cuz someday I am gonna be the Paragon of Drinking!

[Gill Kaiser]

AwesomeEffect2 wrote...

Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

It's this kind of thing that's beginning to motivate me to finally finish my City Elf playthrough where I romance Zevran, get hardened Alistair to marry Anora, and let Loghain redeem himself by killing Urthemiel.

Modifié par Gill Kaiser, 11 avril 2010 - 11:59 .

[Rogue Ninja 411]

My favorite's when you have Sten with you when you find Kaitlyn's brother in Redcliffe.



"There's a young human in there. I say burn him out."

[Vexille]

one of my favorites... when you rescue anora, she comes out in guard armor and the PC can ask her

"Arnt you a little short for a guard?"



a star wars reference

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

Vexille wrote...

one of my favorites... when you rescue anora, she comes out in guard armor and the PC can ask her
"Arnt you a little short for a guard?"

a star wars reference

If playing with a dwarf.
PC: "Aren't you a little short for a guard?"
Anora: "Is that supposed to be ironic?"

Modifié par DrunkDeadman, 12 avril 2010 - 04:22 .

[Chuvvy]

"I'll light your hair on fire!" - Jowan. I wish BW had made him a squadmate like they had originally planned.