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[Dave of Canada]

Mirander wrote...

Oghren: "I'm the pretty one"

This.

Oh god, this.

I couldn't stop laughing at this scene, it was possibly the best combo there was out of all the prison escape scenes.

[Kryyptehk]

PC to Cousland Mother.



"Nan's head exploded and the dog ate the staff."

[Chasseresse]

Alistair: I try to be polite to Grandmothers!



Shale (duh): Pigeon crap!

[RobinMichelleB]

Alistair: You're some kind of... sneaky... witch-thief! (that's when I fell in love)



Alistair: Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? (it's the way SV says it more than anything)

[sylvanaerie]

RobinMichelleB wrote...

Alistair: You're some kind of... sneaky... witch-thief! (that's when I fell in love)

Alistair: Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? (it's the way SV says it more than anything)

OMG I can't believe I FORGOT that one!  I can just hear him saying it too....

[Hayllee]

I can't remember how exactly the conversation went, but Morrigan and Alistair were bickering (again) about something and Alistair's reply was: "Could you go crawl in a bush somewhere and die? That would be great, thanks." I think I'll make that my sig.

[Sandtigress]

sylvanaerie wrote...

RobinMichelleB wrote...

Alistair: You're some kind of... sneaky... witch-thief! (that's when I fell in love)

Alistair: Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? (it's the way SV says it more than anything)

OMG I can't believe I FORGOT that one!  I can just hear him saying it too....

Haha yes, I love it too.

Have yoooooou ever liiicked a lamppost in winter?  Cracks me up every time.  As does the "I've licked a lamp post and then some!"  "Ah...that's an interesting mental image you've painted for me there..." response.  Heck, I love just about everything Alistair says.  

[TotoroTori]

Sandtigress wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

RobinMichelleB wrote...

Alistair: You're some kind of... sneaky... witch-thief! (that's when I fell in love)

Alistair: Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter? (it's the way SV says it more than anything)

OMG I can't believe I FORGOT that one!  I can just hear him saying it too....

Haha yes, I love it too.

Have yoooooou ever liiicked a lamppost in winter?  Cracks me up every time.  As does the "I've licked a lamp post and then some!"  "Ah...that's an interesting mental image you've painted for me there..." response.  Heck, I love just about everything Alistair says.  

I had a married friend that said she would never look at lamppast the same way again....


Sten: On Fire....

Prison break with Oghern gets me everytime...

[KnightofPhoenix]

Basically every one liner Morrigan says.

[sylvanaerie]

There are just SO many golden moments in this game. NPC's all teasing Alistair about his performance/nighttime exertions with the PC warden. Just about ANYthing Alistair says in fact is freaking hilarious to me. Zevran cracks me up too.

This exchange:

Alistair: I was raised by dogs, big slobbery dogs from the Anderfels.
PC: that would explain the smell.
Alistair: well I was 8 before I learned you didn't have to lick yourself to get clean.
PC: and the breath too.

Or when you are talking to Leliana bout Alistair and you

Alistair:Giggling, why is she giggling?
PC:Oh we are just talking about your performance.
Alistair: My performance? what performance? and why does it warrent giggling?
Leliana: We are just talking about how you treat her in bed.
Alistair: How I...what? MAKER"S BREATH whats WRONG with you women?

OH and one of my favorites in the CE Origin, where your PC wants to put the smackdown on Duncan:

Soris: Try not to die, I'll run get help!

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 20 février 2010 - 06:04 .

[AnniLau]

Alistair (referring to Leiliana):



"Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

[fafa-fooey]

Kryyptehk wrote...

PC to Cousland Mother.

"Nan's head exploded and the dog ate the staff."

I love that one...because after you say it, the mother says something along the lines of "well, at least one of us got a decent meal"  haha

[Oak Tree Leaf]

I've always liked the responses that wynn and alistair give to each other in ostagar myself xD

They may not exactly qualify as one liners, but still xD

[Sabriana]

"Take that dire bunny, taste my sword of truthiness" Oren, HN origin

"We are ridiculously awesome" Zevran

"Undead? Could there be something in the water?" Leliana at Redcliffe

"You're not much of a patriot, are you? Well I'm not going to listen to such slander of my new home. Off with you, then. " Zevran to Alistair

The entire Zevran/Loghain banter, where Zevran informs Loghain that he failed the assassination.

Alistair: "That's a lot of blood"
Zevran: "I hope I don't get too much blood on me"
HNF: "I got some blood on me!"

After hearing that in the Deep Roads, I got the feeling those three had been together for far too long. They seem to have started to think alike

Modifié par Sabriana, 20 février 2010 - 08:28 .

[Thor Rand Al]

Ok this isn't anything your companions say but it's what your character says.

HFN: "It's a massacre and no one's getting out alive", or "I'm the reaper" with that wild insane laughter she's got lol

[CalJones]

The two conversations Alistair has with Sten about how he spent his time in the cage.

This is where I started loving Sten. He's awesome.

[Sabriana]

"Let's go squish something. It *is* the girlish thing to do, is it not?" Shale after the Deep Roads

[RetrOldSchool]

Monica21 wrote...

Shale: And... do try not to get swallowed whole. If the beast were to fly about afterwards and poop it out, irony would dictate that it land on me. I couldn't take it.

I never heard that one, priceless! 

[Eudaemonium]

RobinMichelleB wrote...

Alistair: You're some kind of... sneaky... witch-thief! (that's when I fell in love)

If you reply to Morrigan 'Your mother?' when she tells you who has the scrolls she says.

Morrigan: 'Yes, my mother. Did you assume I spawned from a log?'
Alistair: 'A thieving, talking log.'

Cracks me up every time. I love that whole conversation.

[Wotannanow]

It's always funny to hear Alistair complain when he gets hurt

"My bruises are all bruised now."

[Ramante]

Sergeant Kylon;



"I said beat down, not kill. Let me make that really clear. Not on fire, or exploded, or Maker knows whatever type of grisly death you can dream up. ..."

[Monica21]

Sergeant Kylon is just all kinds of win. "And people just voluntarily attack you?"

[Ramante]

I picked a few from the dragon age wiki, but some I have actually heard... all Warden quotes btw;

"Finally! Something that can swallow me whole!" (When encountering dragons with the "cocky" voice)

"Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back?" (with the "violent" voice)

"They're all so eager to die, aren't they?" (when encountering enemies with the "suave" voice)



And some great ones from Zevran;

(Upon urging Ser Perth to use the oil in the siege of undead on Redcliffe) "A fine tactic. Provided it actually kills them and you don't end up having to deal with flaming undead."

(upon finding the Urn of Sacred Ashes) "Oh, what a nice vase. I really should get one for my home."



Shale: "Order me to do something."

Warden: "Give Zevran a hug."

Zevran: "Now, now. I don't care much for foreign objects invading my personal space. Well... usually."

[darrenr22]

It makes me laugh out loud whenever I select Alistair and he says, in a voice absolutely dripping with sarcasm: "Do this, do that."

[Leonia]

darrenr22 wrote...

It makes me laugh out loud whenever I select Alistair and he says, in a voice absolutely dripping with sarcasm: "Do this, do that."

Ha ha, I like his really cranky "WHAT?! " response. I always feel guilty when I click on him lol.