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[UnDutchable]

From the PC's "cocky" or "sultry" voice, after dying in battle: "I see I bested them even while unconscious. I am that amazing."

[Reaverwind]

Ramante wrote...

Sergeant Kylon;

"I said beat down, not kill. Let me make that really clear. Not on fire, or exploded, or Maker knows whatever type of grisly death you can dream up. ..."

That one cracks me up every time.

[Bratt1204]

Excalibut_2102 wrote...

Alistair: "More crazy? I thought we were full up already." God I laughed at that.

Hav not heard that yet. Luv it.

[Bratt1204]

Thor Rand Al wrote...

Ok this isn't anything your companions say but it's what your character says.
HFN: "It's a massacre and no one's getting out alive", or "I'm the reaper" with that wild insane laughter she's got lol

When did you get that? Luv it.

[Nuclear]

When Alistair is talking with Dog:
"You...you want to play? But I'm talking. Why doesn't anyone want to hear me talk?"
The way he says it is just so adorable and funny at the same time

[Iseleth]

If you go to Haven with Sten, he thinks you are wasting your time. He asks if you're going to go in the opposite direction from the Archdemon until you circle around the world and attack him from the other side.



You can reply: "He'll never see it coming."

[Chasseresse]

Oh, for PC talk: "I would like a trophy!"



It's better sounding if you have I think the cocky? voice as a female dwarf rather than for human female.

[Sandtigress]

Ramante wrote...

Sergeant Kylon;

"I said beat down, not kill. Let me make that really clear. Not on fire, or exploded, or Maker knows whatever type of grisly death you can dream up. ..."

I ADORE Sgt. Kylon!  He makes me laugh every time!  *goes off to try and figure out who wrote him*

[Thalorin1919]

If you pick Harrowmont over Bhelen when declaring the King. Bhelen freaks out and you end up killing him.



Anyways when your leaving the place, the dwarf shouter said something along the lines of



"Prince Bhelen killed in the assembly! EPIC FAIL!!"

[Reaverwind]

One that had me in stitches:



Shale (to Zevran): So the painted elf assaults helpless statuary with its feces?

[Sabriana]

Sandtigress wrote...

Ramante wrote...

Sergeant Kylon;

"I said beat down, not kill. Let me make that really clear. Not on fire, or exploded, or Maker knows whatever type of grisly death you can dream up. ..."

I ADORE Sgt. Kylon!  He makes me laugh every time!  *goes off to try and figure out who wrote him*

Indeed. He's one of my favorite non-companion NPCs. "And people voluntarily attack you? Are they just stupid?"

Priceless.

Modifié par Sabriana, 20 février 2010 - 05:33 .

[Mirthadrond]

This game is jam packed with awesome quotes. I've never laughed so hard playing a computer game in my life.



The first one that got me, and nearly made me spit coffee all over my monitor was when Alister says: "well? he's not half as dead as he looks.."



I knew I was in for a treat.

[Sandtigress]

Mirthadrond wrote...

This game is jam packed with awesome quotes. I've never laughed so hard playing a computer game in my life.

The first one that got me, and nearly made me spit coffee all over my monitor was when Alister says: "well? he's not half as dead as he looks.."

I knew I was in for a treat.

Heh, tell Alistair that you don't have time to patch the guy up.

Alistair: What, are you late for a tea party or something?

You can then say "See, he's already dead!" and kill the guy.  My mage didn't go quite that far and let Alistair bandage the guy up, but boy, I can only imagine what his reaction would have been....



Ah, another of my favorites from Ostagar.

Alistair: You know, there have never been many women Wardens.  I wonder why that is.
PC:  You'd like more women in the Wardens, would you?
Alistair: Its not like I'm some sort of lech or something.  Stop looking at me like that.

Its the way he mutters that last bit that kills me every time.  I think I fell in love with him right then and there.  

Modifié par Sandtigress, 20 février 2010 - 06:22 .

[spottyblanket]

THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN THAT LIVED IN THE SEA!!!



(this whole thing had me loling)

[ElvinJG]

I'm a crimson oar, watch where you're lookin or we'll rip your damned eyes out and ****** in your skull

Always makes me laugh

Modifié par ElvinJG, 20 février 2010 - 06:40 .

[ExistsAlready]

Heh, tell Alistair that you don't have time to patch the guy up.

Alistair: What, are you late for a tea party or something?

You can then say "See, he's already dead!" and kill the guy.  My mage didn't go quite that far and let Alistair bandage the guy up, but boy, I can only imagine what his reaction would have been....

He says "Remind me to never get injured around you"

Modifié par ExistsAlready, 20 février 2010 - 06:40 .

[ejoslin]

ExistsAlready wrote...

Heh, tell Alistair that you don't have time to patch the guy up.

Alistair: What, are you late for a tea party or something?

You can then say "See, he's already dead!" and kill the guy.  My mage didn't go quite that far and let Alistair bandage the guy up, but boy, I can only imagine what his reaction would have been....

He says "Remind me to never get injured around you"

Heh, for my city elf it went like this:

Alistair: Has anyone ever told you you're insane?
Warden: I prefer the term "ruthless."
Then I got the "remind me to never get injured around you."

[maxernst]

"Why dance at all? Why not sing?"



I don't know why this cracked me up but it did. May have had to with the delivery.

[sylvanaerie]

As a mage some of the extra convo options were a hoot. 

Flirting with Teagan:
Teagan: "May I ask if you are married, my lady?"
PC: Im a mage
Teagan: Mages can marry.
PC: Perhaps if the man is brave enough...
Teagan: I can think of many reasons a man would be so...brave

(the way he says the last word just cracks me up as if OMG did I ACTUALLY say that out loud?)

Made me think of the horrified look on Alistair's face when hes doing the nasty for Morrigan's ritual.

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 20 février 2010 - 11:58 .

[Freckles04]

Fangirl17 wrote...

Can someone tell me the whole line?I only heard a part of it.Its something Ali says after getting up after being knocked out. Something like "Did we win?We won yay!"

"We won? We did? YAY--urgh. <whispers> Yay."

I LOVE that one.

Another good Alistair one-liner, after you trigger the Landsmeet.

"I hope Eamon doesn't expect me to give a speech. Maker...he probably does, doesn't he? Ohhhh...."

Hehe. <3 Steve Valentine.

[Chasseresse]

sylvanaerie wrote...

As a mage some of the extra convo options were a hoot. 

Flirting with Teagan:
Teagan: "May I ask if you are married, my lady?"
PC: Im a mage
Teagan: Mages can marry.
PC: Perhaps if the man is brave enough...
Teagan: I can think of many reasons a man would be so...brave

(the way he says the last word just cracks me up as if OMG did I ACTUALLY say that out loud?)

Made me think of the horrified look on Alistair's face when hes doing the nasty for Morrigan's ritual.

When/where did you unlock that dialogue gem? And I wonder if there is a non-mage version... (adds bugging Teagan some more to her To Do list)

[Sandtigress]

Chasseresse wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

As a mage some of the extra convo options were a hoot. 

Flirting with Teagan:
Teagan: "May I ask if you are married, my lady?"
PC: Im a mage
Teagan: Mages can marry.
PC: Perhaps if the man is brave enough...
Teagan: I can think of many reasons a man would be so...brave

(the way he says the last word just cracks me up as if OMG did I ACTUALLY say that out loud?)

Made me think of the horrified look on Alistair's face when hes doing the nasty for Morrigan's ritual.

When/where did you unlock that dialogue gem? And I wonder if there is a non-mage version... (adds bugging Teagan some more to her To Do list)

You can open up this dialog tree when you go to save Redcliffe Village, if you have a point in coercion.  He'll flirt with anyone, though it seems to be best with a mage.

If you're a noble or an elf, he'll say "Surely that must be a crime somewhere" if you tell him you're not married.  Flirting with Teagan is soooooo much fun.  My HNF wanted to marry him right then and there!

[Elastic Otter]

I got this one toward the end, milling around Denerim.  Not a one-liner, but worthy of note:

Al: Wynne?
Wynne: Yes, Alistair?
Al: My shirt has a hole in it.
Wynne: I see. And?
Al: Can you mend it? When we get back to camp?
Wynne: Can't you mend your own clothes? Why do I have to do it?
Al: Sometimes I pick up too much fabric and it ends up all puckered and the entire garment hangs wrong afterward. And you're... you know, grandmotherly. Grandmothers do that sort of thing, don't they? Darning socks and whatnot. You don't want me to have to fight darkspawn in a shirt with a hole, do you? It might get bigger. I might catch cold.
Wynne: Oh, all right. I'll mend your shirt the next time we set up camp.
Al: Ooh! And while you're at it, the elbows kind of need patching too...
Wynne: Careful, young man, or puckered garments may be the least of your problems.

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 21 février 2010 - 12:51 .

[Rhinna]

My absolute fave has to be Shale/Zev convo where Shale explains that a golem is controlled by whoever holds its rod and Zevran replies "Really? funny, it works the same way for us!"



I LOL every time I hear that line :-)

[Graspiloot]

I find the one you say to Oghren when he joins:



Don't I have enough armed lunatics running behind me?



Or shale at the end:



And... do try not to get swallowed whole. If the beast were to fly about afterwards and poop it out, irony would dictate that it would land on me. I couldn't take it.