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Alistair: "Is that death you're wearing? It really suits you!" Best oneliners in DA:O


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Sabriana wrote...

Indeed. He's one of my favorite non-companion NPCs. "And people voluntarily attack you? Are they just stupid?"

Priceless.


Cracked me up as well

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I love the line Eamon gives you when you try to get your Mabari to fight Loghain for your.

"No, we cannot leave the future of this nation up to your Mabari, any one any one with a half-eaten ham could buy him off."

Another one with Dog is during the Prison break, where you let Zevran handle the first line saying some along the line of "I'm talking this dog to the kennels". Then when the guards question him, and you select "Let Dog Handle this." he walks up to one of them and pees all over his leg, priceless. Image IPB

Modifié par Drasanil, 21 février 2010 - 05:58 .


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I think it is the Actor that makes Alistair who is is. He has the perfect way to say the lines. It is just like Claudia Black does Morrigan and my favorate Anime hero Steve Blum does Ohgren and half the dwarf voices.

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Iseleth wrote...

If you go to Haven with Sten, he thinks you are wasting your time. He asks if you're going to go in the opposite direction from the Archdemon until you circle around the world and attack him from the other side.

You can reply: "He'll never see it coming."


OMG I have SO got to take Sten the next time I go to Haven!

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I ended up on my own in prison break, though I've had alister once. How do you get others to go with you?

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bobtheworm wrote...

I think it is the Actor that makes Alistair who is is. He has the perfect way to say the lines. It is just like Claudia Black does Morrigan and my favorate Anime hero Steve Blum does Ohgren and half the dwarf voices.


Steve Valentine (Alistair) is amazing. I loved him in Uncharted 2; he did the voice of Flynn. One of my favorite lines from that game is when Nathan Drake and Flynn are breaking into a building, and they're communicating through 2-way headsets. As Nathan is scaling the edge of a roof a guard walks up to the ledge; Flynn says “There’s a guy above you, there’s a guy above you.” As Nathan, you grab the guy and pull him over the ledge as you pull yourself up. Flynn says :“There’s a guy below you, there’s a guy below you.”
I crack up everytime.
I think my favorite DA line is Alistair before the Landsmeet:
Ali - Now we just have to stop Loghain from taking the throne
PC - He can't rule if he's dead
Ali - I heard that!
I love it cause it just took me by surprise :P

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bobtheworm wrote...

I think it is the Actor that makes Alistair who is is. He has the perfect way to say the lines. It is just like Claudia Black does Morrigan and my favorate Anime hero Steve Blum does Ohgren and half the dwarf voices.

I agree.  I love even his standard "Alright, done with you now!"

I think Oghren gets some of the best one-liners, and best dialogue in general.  Oghren on the way to fighting the little dragon in the Brecilian Ruins:  "Anything that makes a turd bigger than you are is bound to be trouble."  And OMG, the absolute best has to be his response when you meet him on the way in to the Deep Roads and say (after he asks you if you've seen a Grey Warden around) "What does this Grey Warden look like?"  I don't know if it's the same dialogue with a male PC, but the response for the female PC is hilarious.

Modifié par Addai67, 22 février 2010 - 05:12 .


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Drasanil wrote...

I love the line Eamon gives you when you try to get your Mabari to fight Loghain for your.

"No, we cannot leave the future of this nation up to your Mabari, any one any one with a half-eaten ham could buy him off."


The best part of that is his delivery; the weary "Warden...no." It's like he's been putting up with this crap forever. It's very akin to the Duncan Sigh when Alistair talks about dancing the Remigold.

My favorite lines are actually my favorite because of the voice acting. Alistair's response to Shale when she's teasing him about being with the famale Warden is perfect: 

"So I guess a romance between you and I is completely out of the question."

And when Leliana confronts him about being a softie, the way Sten says "What are you talking about?", with that guilty-trying-to-be-casual-and-failing rise and fall, has entered it's way into my everyday conversation. It's wonderful.

Modifié par SurelyForth, 22 février 2010 - 05:05 .


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I think my favorite line in the whole game comes from the banter where Wynne is teasing Alistair about his new "intimate relationship".

"Andraste's flaming sword, I know where babies come from!"  and the line after that, where his voice breaks as he's saying it "I certainly HOPE so!"

I laugh every time, and I've heard it about a million times already!    :lol:

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When my Mage asked the Templar if there were any other exits from the tower aside from the front door he replied something along the lines of:

"There are windows on the upper stories but I don't recommend using them. It never ends well"

Gotta love the practical advise of the pragmatists in this game.

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 22 février 2010 - 05:41 .


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Does anyone know the line Sten says when he frees the Warden? I have looked for it but I can't find it... it is something about irony not surpassing him... o.o'



@sulvanaerie, that one is really great, I must have missed that one during my mage playthrough.

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sylvanaerie wrote...

When my Mage asked the Templar if there were any other exits from the tower aside from the front door he replied something along the lines of:

"There are windows on the upper stories but I don't recommend using them. It never ends well"

Gotta love the practical advise of the pragmatists in this game.


I'll have to look for that line the next time I play the Circle quest. :lol:

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Ramante wrote...

Does anyone know the line Sten says when he frees the Warden? I have looked for it but I can't find it... it is something about irony not surpassing him... o.o'


I believe its 'The irony of this moment is not lost on me.' I love Sten's lines, all with that deadpan expression. Though I love when you give him his sword back and he smiles and says 'I'll be able to give the arishok a much better report if the Blight is defeated, no?' Its probably the only time he actually smiles.

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spottyblanket wrote...

I ended up on my own in prison break, though I've had alister once. How do you get others to go with you?



There is conversation options to be rescued rather than breaking yourself out, then you get to pick 2 other companions to come to the rescue. Great fun. I'm still mixing up party members just for the fun of it.

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SurelyForth wrote...
And when Leliana confronts him about being a softie, the way Sten says "What are you talking about?", with that guilty-trying-to-be-casual-and-failing rise and fall, has entered it's way into my everyday conversation. It's wonderful.


Sten and his warrior kitten :D  "I was helping it train."  SUUUURE you were, Sten.  Sure you were.  :whistle:

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At the gates of Denerim, leaving Zevran behind, "For a chance to be by your side, I would storm the gates of the Black City itself"



Drunk Ogren hitting on a female PC in camp, the passing out at the end of his come-one was great.



Alistair in Ostegar if you have him with you and kill the prisoner in the cage "WELL! I didn't see THAT coming." -3 approval!




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When you are talking to Zevran and say you are happy to have him around.



"And here I am, happy to be had."

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Eudaemonium wrote...

Ramante wrote...

Does anyone know the line Sten says when he frees the Warden? I have looked for it but I can't find it... it is something about irony not surpassing him... o.o'


I believe its 'The irony of this moment is not lost on me.' I love Sten's lines, all with that deadpan expression. Though I love when you give him his sword back and he smiles and says 'I'll be able to give the arishok a much better report if the Blight is defeated, no?' Its probably the only time he actually smiles.


Yes, that's correct. There is a lengthy pause before he  speaks. 

I'm not sure why, but that was both humerous and full of pathos at the same time.

Modifié par Isendale, 22 février 2010 - 09:18 .


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2 words: pigeon crap! :D

Modifié par marbatico, 22 février 2010 - 09:21 .


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2 more words: Ass chaps.



The first time I heard that I laughed till I had tears in my eyes, I even chuckled while writing it.



I'm not even sure why.

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guytza wrote...

2 more words: Ass chaps.

The first time I heard that I laughed till I had tears in my eyes, I even chuckled while writing it.

I'm not even sure why.


I crack up at Oghren's attempt to tell a joke every time. The laughter...it's contagious, I tell you. :lol:

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There's so many to pick from, many of which have already been mentioned. One of my personal favorites, though, is when you're romancing Leliana and you get to the confession conversation. If you choose to tease her about her saying she's comfortable around you, then backtracks and calls the situation awkward, she retorts with, "Don't question me! I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!" Priceless. :lol:

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its not funny, but everytime I am at Ostagar. I get the urge to go up to the Sergean talking to those soldiers about the genlock carcass and then repreatedly click on him to hear him say -



"Whoa! Dont touch the carcass. We will be burning it so it doesnt infect anything"



The way he says it...

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Jaulen wrote...

At the gates of Denerim, leaving Zevran behind, "For a chance to be by your side, I would storm the gates of the Black City itself"

Drunk Ogren hitting on a female PC in camp, the passing out at the end of his come-one was great.

Alistair in Ostegar if you have him with you and kill the prisoner in the cage "WELL! I didn't see THAT coming." -3 approval!


Also if you select the option "That's disgusting" when the prisoner tells you about the key he swallowed coming back into his possession Alistair says '

"and an excellent party trick I bet!"

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sylvanaerie wrote...

Jaulen wrote...

At the gates of Denerim, leaving Zevran behind, "For a chance to be by your side, I would storm the gates of the Black City itself"

Drunk Ogren hitting on a female PC in camp, the passing out at the end of his come-one was great.

Alistair in Ostegar if you have him with you and kill the prisoner in the cage "WELL! I didn't see THAT coming." -3 approval!


Also if you select the option "That's disgusting" when the prisoner tells you about the key he swallowed coming back into his possession Alistair says '

"and an excellent party trick I bet!"


It keeps getting better.  When the prisoner tells you to use the key "in good health", Alistair says  "Considering where it came from, let's hope we're not the only ones in good health."  Yeah, I lose 1 approval with Alistair just to get him to say that line.  :P  Well, the stuff in the chest is good too.  But that line is priceless.