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#101
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Sandtigress wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Jaulen wrote...

At the gates of Denerim, leaving Zevran behind, "For a chance to be by your side, I would storm the gates of the Black City itself"

Drunk Ogren hitting on a female PC in camp, the passing out at the end of his come-one was great.

Alistair in Ostegar if you have him with you and kill the prisoner in the cage "WELL! I didn't see THAT coming." -3 approval!


Also if you select the option "That's disgusting" when the prisoner tells you about the key he swallowed coming back into his possession Alistair says '

"and an excellent party trick I bet!"


It keeps getting better.  When the prisoner tells you to use the key "in good health", Alistair says  "Considering where it came from, let's hope we're not the only ones in good health."  Yeah, I lose 1 approval with Alistair just to get him to say that line.  :P  Well, the stuff in the chest is good too.  But that line is priceless.


Check again Unless its bugged its approval +1 not minus Image IPB

#102
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I also like the PC's line in the tower at Ostagar when Alistair starts freaking out about the darkspawn being there.



"You could try telling them they're in the wrong place."



Even though he's upset, he takes it rather humorously.



Oh, and this...



"Lead? Me? No, no. No leading. When I lead, bad things happen. We get lost, people die, and I end up stranded by the road somewhere... without any pants!' Heart Alistair. God.

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sylvanaerie wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Jaulen wrote...

At the gates of Denerim, leaving Zevran behind, "For a chance to be by your side, I would storm the gates of the Black City itself"

Drunk Ogren hitting on a female PC in camp, the passing out at the end of his come-one was great.

Alistair in Ostegar if you have him with you and kill the prisoner in the cage "WELL! I didn't see THAT coming." -3 approval!


Also if you select the option "That's disgusting" when the prisoner tells you about the key he swallowed coming back into his possession Alistair says '

"and an excellent party trick I bet!"


It keeps getting better.  When the prisoner tells you to use the key "in good health", Alistair says  "Considering where it came from, let's hope we're not the only ones in good health."  Yeah, I lose 1 approval with Alistair just to get him to say that line.  :P  Well, the stuff in the chest is good too.  But that line is priceless.


Check again Unless its bugged its approval +1 not minus Image IPB


You get +2 if you just give the prisoner food and water without asking for the key in return.  ;)  So you miss out on one approval if you ask for the key in return, but for those lines, its well well worth it.  You can always give Al a toy later to make up for it!

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Sandtigress wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Jaulen wrote...

At the gates of Denerim, leaving Zevran behind, "For a chance to be by your side, I would storm the gates of the Black City itself"

Drunk Ogren hitting on a female PC in camp, the passing out at the end of his come-one was great.

Alistair in Ostegar if you have him with you and kill the prisoner in the cage "WELL! I didn't see THAT coming." -3 approval!


Also if you select the option "That's disgusting" when the prisoner tells you about the key he swallowed coming back into his possession Alistair says '

"and an excellent party trick I bet!"


It keeps getting better.  When the prisoner tells you to use the key "in good health", Alistair says  "Considering where it came from, let's hope we're not the only ones in good health."  Yeah, I lose 1 approval with Alistair just to get him to say that line.  :P  Well, the stuff in the chest is good too.  But that line is priceless.


Check again Unless its bugged its approval +1 not minus Image IPB


You get +2 if you just give the prisoner food and water without asking for the key in return.  ;)  So you miss out on one approval if you ask for the key in return, but for those lines, its well well worth it.  You can always give Al a toy later to make up for it!


ahhh yea I love the lines.  And the chest has some nice lil goodies in there.  For one point I would get Al's commentary on the situation Image IPB  I love anything that guy says!

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I like the lines exchanged by Oghren and Alistair when Og mentions him being with the female PC, I can't remember the whole thing but he says bucking the forbidden bronto and it just cracks me up every time...that whole line does, I wish I could remember the whole thing...

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Shadowflame87 wrote...

I like the lines exchanged by Oghren and Alistair when Og mentions him being with the female PC, I can't remember the whole thing but he says bucking the forbidden bronto and it just cracks me up every time...that whole line does, I wish I could remember the whole thing...


Wiki and you shall receive.

  • Oghren: So. With the boss, aye?
  • Alistair: Pardon?
  • Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats.
  • Alistair: I don't know--
  • Oghren: Polishing the footstones.
  • Alistair: --what you're--
  • Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.
  • Alistair: what are you going on about?
  • Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.
  • Alistair: Are you just making these up right now?
  • Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.


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A certain "craftperson" at the Pearl: Care to banter with my party member?

Another "craftperson" at the Pearl: Feel free to roll me at your initiative.

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Oh and I really like the one between wynne and Alistair where she says she has noticed how fixated he is on the female PC nad he says its cause she's the leader, with wynne replying something about swaying hips...God I wish I had wrote that one down it makes me laugh just thinking about it... And Oghren when you take him off the team...Thunderhumper...I do it just to hear him say it lol...

Modifié par Shadowflame87, 23 février 2010 - 07:55 .


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Addai67 wrote...

Shadowflame87 wrote...

I like the lines exchanged by Oghren and Alistair when Og mentions him being with the female PC, I can't remember the whole thing but he says bucking the forbidden bronto and it just cracks me up every time...that whole line does, I wish I could remember the whole thing...


Wiki and you shall receive.

  • Oghren: So. With the boss, aye?
  • Alistair: Pardon?
  • Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats.
  • Alistair: I don't know--
  • Oghren: Polishing the footstones.
  • Alistair: --what you're--
  • Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.
  • Alistair: what are you going on about?
  • Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.
  • Alistair: Are you just making these up right now?
  • Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.


YES that's it...I love this one! thanks:devil:...and what wiki do you use cause I can't find on ethat has converstaions...

Modifié par Shadowflame87, 23 février 2010 - 07:54 .


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Shadowflame87 wrote...

Oh and I really like the one between wynne and Alistair where she says she has noticed how fixated he is on the female PC nad he says its cause she's the leader, with wynne replying something about swaying hips...God I wish I had wrote that one down it makes me laugh just thinking about it... And Oghren when you take him off the team...Thunderhumper...I do it just to hear him say it lol...




You mean this 1 Image IPB
Alistair: Why are you smiling like that?  You look suspiciously like the cat that swallowed the pigeon.

Wynne: Canary

Alistair: What?

Wynne: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary?

Alistair:  I once had a very large cat.  But not my point!  My point is, why are you smiling?

Wynne:  You were watching her.  With great interest, I might add.  in fact, I believe you were...enraptured

Alistair:  She is our leader.  I look to her for guidance.

Wynne: Oh, I see.  So what kind of guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?

Alistair: No, no, no.  I wasn't looking at... you know, her... hind-quarters.

Wynne: Certainly.

Alistair:  I gazed... glanced, in that direction, maybe.  But I wasn't staring.  Or really... seeing anything, even.

Wynne: Of course.

Alistair:  I hate you.  You're a bad person.




My favorites though are when Alistair asks Leliana n Wynne for advice on wooing a woman when he gets interested in pc.  It is so cute n adorable lol

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Freckles04 wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

When my Mage asked the Templar if there were any other exits from the tower aside from the front door he replied something along the lines of:

"There are windows on the upper stories but I don't recommend using them. It never ends well"

Gotta love the practical advise of the pragmatists in this game.


I'll have to look for that line the next time I play the Circle quest. :lol:


No. It is in Mage origin, not the "Broken Circle" quest.

Several more to add:

- If the PC speaks to Flemeth again after she has given let Morrigan to join the team and choose "I want to ask some questions." She will reply, "Questions, question! One would think a Grey Warden would be more interested in action. *Sigh* "

- An exchange between Morrigan and Flemeth when the PC ask her what will she do after we have left.

Flemeth:
"(Snort) Have a moment's peace, for once."
Morrgian: "I hear the
peace of the grave is eternal."
Flemeth: "This is the thanks I get
for feeding you and putting up with you for this long? Bah! May your
child one day treat you the same."
Morrgian: "Feed me, she says.
Without me, I swear she shall be caked in dirt and eating tree bark
inside of a month."


- Another banter between Zevran, Morrigan and Oghren (or Alistair). Zevran showers Morrigan with compliments,
telling her how beautiful she is and how surely a goddess such as
herself should expect such adoration. Morrigan is dismissive at first banter. After another one to two banter she is persuaded by Zevran and starting thinking she is beautiful.

Then Oghren (or Alistair) sighs and and says he now owes Zevran a drink for losing the bet!

Morrigan: I. Hate. You.

- Another banters between Wynne and Zevran about her "magic bosom" is priceless! :)

- When the PC ask Zevran to join his/her tent, Zevran: "Arrg, Pirate Zevran reporting for duty. Prepare to be boarded!"

Modifié par Starlight, 23 février 2010 - 08:41 .


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Isabela talking about sailing in a way that makes it obvious that sailing is the last thing on her mind.

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When thanking Flemeth for returning the treaties she replies



Such manners! And always in the last place you look... like stockings

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Another fav from Zevran when I'm at the Gauntlet: "I feel like we have just entered the Grand Cleric's bedchambers. Where no one has gone before.." :-p

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i love zevrans line when you tell Ser Perth about the oil :
"A fine tactic. Provided it actually kills them and you don't end up having to deal with flaming undead."

Modifié par marbatico, 23 février 2010 - 02:40 .


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Zevran also has a nice line in Haven: "Just once I'd like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival. Or an orgy. But alas, no " Also: "Ah, quiet insular communities. There's always something nasty going on behind closed doors. I hope it involves chains. I hope they ask me to join in."

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What do you have to do to have your female PC and Liliana (I know I spelled her name wrong but for the life of me can never remember how to spell it) talk about your relationship with Alistair? And what do you have to do to make her sing? she sang unbidden in my last game but I dont remember what I did...she wasn't even that friendly at the time, about 36 I think and now she's in the 70's but nothing...I really liked that song... And to Thor Rand Al-YES thats it exactly! made me laugh just reading it lol...

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Shadowflame87 wrote...

What do you have to do to have your female PC and Liliana (I know I spelled her name wrong but for the life of me can never remember how to spell it) talk about your relationship with Alistair? And what do you have to do to make her sing? she sang unbidden in my last game but I dont remember what I did...she wasn't even that friendly at the time, about 36 I think and now she's in the 70's but nothing...I really liked that song... And to Thor Rand Al-YES thats it exactly! made me laugh just reading it lol...


Her song comes after you finish recruiting the Dalish elves (or maybe the werewolves?).

To get her to talk about your relationship, I believe you have to finish her personal quest - your influence with her might also make a difference.

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Sandtigress wrote...

Shadowflame87 wrote...

What do you have to do to have your female PC and Liliana (I know I spelled her name wrong but for the life of me can never remember how to spell it) talk about your relationship with Alistair? And what do you have to do to make her sing? she sang unbidden in my last game but I dont remember what I did...she wasn't even that friendly at the time, about 36 I think and now she's in the 70's but nothing...I really liked that song... And to Thor Rand Al-YES thats it exactly! made me laugh just reading it lol...


Her song comes after you finish recruiting the Dalish elves (or maybe the werewolves?).

To get her to talk about your relationship, I believe you have to finish her personal quest - your influence with her might also make a difference.


Yea I think she has to be "Friendly vs Warm".  And get her to do the conversation outside camp in your travels.  its much better Image IPB

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sylvanaerie wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Shadowflame87 wrote...

What do you have to do to have your female PC and Liliana (I know I spelled her name wrong but for the life of me can never remember how to spell it) talk about your relationship with Alistair? And what do you have to do to make her sing? she sang unbidden in my last game but I dont remember what I did...she wasn't even that friendly at the time, about 36 I think and now she's in the 70's but nothing...I really liked that song... And to Thor Rand Al-YES thats it exactly! made me laugh just reading it lol...


Her song comes after you finish recruiting the Dalish elves (or maybe the werewolves?).

To get her to talk about your relationship, I believe you have to finish her personal quest - your influence with her might also make a difference.


Yea I think she has to be "Friendly vs Warm".  And get her to do the conversation outside camp in your travels.  its much better Image IPB


With Alistair in your party as well.  One of the best conversations ever!  :D  *giggles*

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the whole sex conversation between Sten and Morrigan is hilarious, this was my favorite line during it



Sten: "You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?"

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Ok I just came across this one and tears are still coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard...lucky enough to write it down this time too ^_^
* Oghren: Stand still you sodding Dog!
* Dog: *turn's his head quizzically*
* Oghren: Yeah.. that's right, Oghren's your friend, now just stand still...
* Dog: *Yelps and runs away*
* Oghren: You're so melodramatic! I haven't even put the saddle on yet!
priceless<3<3:O

Modifié par Shadowflame87, 23 février 2010 - 07:41 .


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If we're doing banter and not one liners, aside from Sten's warrior kitten my favorite is one of the few three-way banters. It's mainly between Shale and Zevran, but it will use the third member of your party as well (or, I'm guessing, it defaults to the PC if there's no sound bite for them, because there's a generic PC file in there as well). Anyway. My favorite one is Alistair's repsonse.



Zevran: Take a look at that templar fellow. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.

Alistair: A challenge? I'd happily hop borders given a chance. I've never been close to being outside Ferelden.



Oh Alistair. You're so cute when you're abysmally clueless!

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Morrigan: It... rhymes. 'Tis a rhyming tree.

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Morrigan says something along the lines of this when your (other than human noble) has a dog join the group after Ostagar.



"We have a dog in the group and Alistair is STILL the stupidest one."



She only said it once in one of my playthroughs but I nearly ruined by keyboard spraying coca cola on it. lol