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[Ramante]

I just finished the 'Nature of the Beast' quest and I had Shale with me: priceless.

The Lady tells you that Zathrian has lied and she sends you to get him. When you talk to Zathrian;
Shale: 'I don't like this one, can we not simply crush its head?'
When Swiftrunner says that Zathrian should be killed:
Shale: 'Oh, somebody please kill somebody!'

Modifié par Ramante, 25 février 2010 - 04:08 .

[Darkkyn46]

Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?

Sten: Yes.

Morrigan: I... what did you say?

Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?

Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?

Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.

Morrigan: Nuzzle?

Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.

Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.

Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...

Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

[marbatico]

when you tell dog he can join you, but he better be usefull morrigan will say this:



''and yet we still have Alistair along.''

[UberuceIAm]

Oghren: You and the Grey Warden huh?



Morrigan: I hope you don't mean Alistair.



Oghren: Does he even like girls? Anyway, you and the Grey Warden, huh?



Morrigan: Are you even going to say anything, or are you just going to leer and drool?



Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool.

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Al "Socks are sneaky like that."

[nyxocity]

I don't know why, but the one that made me laugh so hard I had to stop playing for a few minutes was:



Oghren: That's all right. I don't need my pants anyway.

PC: Yes you do. You DO need your pants.



I can just imagine the PC saying it quickly and with great emphasis, terrified by the idea of a pantsless Oghren.

[Eudaemonium]

thenyxie wrote...

Oghren: That's all right. I don't need my pants anyway.
PC: Yes you do. You DO need your pants.

Oghren: Aye. Well tell that to the sodding dog. (passes out)

[JosieJ]

"The dwarf's pants stay on. That is non-negotiable!"

[blademaster7]

UberuceIAm wrote...

Oghren: You and the Grey Warden huh?

Morrigan: I hope you don't mean Alistair.

Oghren: Does he even like girls? Anyway, you and the Grey Warden, huh?

Morrigan: Are you even going to say anything, or are you just going to leer and drool?

Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool.

If Alistair is in the party the banter is different. He jumps in and says "I'm standing right here" but they ignore him and continue anyway... haha

[NaimaRamirez]

When selecting Alistair: "YYEEEeees?"
It's so long and drawn out, I can just imagine him wearing a manical smile at the same time. 

[Champion1]

Just remembered this one from when you first meet Oghren:



Oghren: Say.. can I ask you a favor?

PC: Why not? Everyone else does!



Love it!

[marbatico]

i also love godwins responce when you say you dont trust him (i couldnt find it on the internet so this is not entiery it) :



''what could i ever do to you?

have you seen you? you just turned those abominations into a purple, slightly sticky paste that is seeping through the cracks in the stones as we speak!''

[blademaster7]

The scavenger at Lake Calenhad cracked me up today.



"His name's Faryn. Squirrelly little bastard, if you ask me. Which you didn't. But I said it anyway."

[Cairsoir]

I never really cathc one of Oggy's battlecries, something about singing or something..?



As for some lines I like, most of them are said already. Not technically a line, but love it when you enter the Circle Tower to end the problems there and when they lock the doors behind you, the templar shakes head. Not big deal, but I love that.

[roundcrow]

Seconding, or thirding, or whatever, Sergeant Kylon's comment, something like, "And people voluntarily attack you?"

[JosieJ]

I just heard this line in my current game (I hadn't heard it before in any of my previous playthroughs):



On entering the tavern in Orzammar, Leliana remarks "I once had a thimbleful of dwarven ale. Woke up a week later in Jader wearing nothing but my shoes and a towel!"



Hilarious!

[Champion1]

Oghren: You! You saw it! Tell it to give 'em back!
PC: What are you talking about!
Oghren: That mongrel stole my pants! Tell it to give 'em back!
PC: Oghren, you're wearing your pants.
Oghren: Aye, but the dog doesn't know that, and it'll be its sodding downfall!
Say what you will, but I'm glad Oghren's coming back in Awakening

Modifié par Champion1, 26 février 2010 - 12:41 .

[SpringPower]

Mirander posted this already; but, I have to say, I fell over laughing at this exchange:



Leliana: "You may be hard on the outside, but I know there's a good person inside you, Shale"

Shale: "If there is, it is only because I ate him"

[Leonia]

I was just thinking today, that it would be really cool if all the funny quotes and one-liners from Dragon Age were compiled together and put into a Facebook application that displays a new quote every day. I'm no programmer, but I would love to have something like that on my FB profile. Share the goodness of Dragon Age comedy with the world at large!

[mhendon]

"The Bannorn will not bow to you simply because you demand it!"

That was my absolute favorite line in the entire game. So well delivered!!!



Alistair's "Princess stabbity" was pretty hilarious. And pretty much everything else he says was exceptionally voiced and well-written...except for his pre endgame speech



Alistair: "THIS WOMAN IS AN ELF!"



PC "NO WAY! Really?!!!"



*sigh*...so uninspiring. There's a lot of great oneliners

[Naelic]

I like Shianni's use of the expression "Andraste's Ass."

[The_Abyss]

* Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
* Alistair: You think so, do you?
* Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
* Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
* Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
* Alistair: Really.
* Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
* Alistair: That's disgusting.
* Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
* Alistair: I think that's private.
* Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.
* Alistair: Where people can see you?
* Oghren: Yep.
* Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
* Oghren: What are you talking about?
* Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.


And


[*]Morrigan: You are a disgusting creature, dwarf. Did you
believe I would not see you? That scarf was my own.
[*]Oghren: Bah! I had to blow my nose. Blasted surface air
tickles the nostrils.
[*]Morrigan: You had no right to take what was not yours!
[*]Oghren: Don't be such a squealing nug. You can use my
handkerchief any time.
[*]Morrigan: If you have a handkerchief, then why not use
it?
[*]Oghren: Too dirty. Yours was cleaner.
[*]Morrigan: This is intolerable! Don't force me to test
that dwarven resistance of yours, fool.
[*]Oghren: Promises, promises.

Modifié par The_Abyss, 26 février 2010 - 08:01 .

[Kryyptehk]

In Ostagar, you talk to the priest beside Jory and get this.



Priest: Would you like to accept the Maker's blessing?

Female!Mage: I think not.

Priest: Then begone, heathen.



It was just so unexpected. I was playing an anti-Andrastian (since most of my characters are devout) and usually when I say something about the Maker, people ignore me. It's nice that someone finally acknowledges my disdain for the Maker lol

[sylvanaerie]

By the Chanter's Board in Lothering is Chanter Devons. Course they are ONLY supposed to speak the Chant of Light in all interactions but you can trip him up by saying



"A Chanter says What?"

[Sabriana]

Murdock (Redcliffe) just expressed his surprise about the Warden being a woman. He told her he sees many reasons why women shouldn't be GWs, and then says he doesn't want to be an ingrate.



Zevran's response: "Thats good. The survival rate of ingrates is remarkably low, so I hear..."