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Alistair: "Is that death you're wearing? It really suits you!" Best oneliners in DA:O


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Sabriana wrote...

Murdock (Redcliffe) just expressed his surprise about the Warden being a woman. He told her he sees many reasons why women shouldn't be GWs, and then says he doesn't want to be an ingrate.

Zevran's response: "Thats good. The survival rate of ingrates is remarkably low, so I hear..."


LOL gotta love Zev

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Kryyptehk wrote...

In Ostagar, you talk to the priest beside Jory and get this.

Priest: Would you like to accept the Maker's blessing?
Female!Mage: I think not.
Priest: Then begone, heathen.

It was just so unexpected. I was playing an anti-Andrastian (since most of my characters are devout) and usually when I say something about the Maker, people ignore me. It's nice that someone finally acknowledges my disdain for the Maker lol


There's a very funny option in that conversation if you're an elf, either Dalish or City.

Priest: Would you like to accept the Maker's blessing?
Elf!PC: You give blessings to elves, do you?
Priest: The Maker smiles upon everyone who receives his blessing.
Elf!PC: Does he destroy the culture of those who do not?

I love it when the PC gets to make smart comments. :lol:

#153
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warden senses tingling!



best quote ever

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In the bar of Orzammer, there is a dwarf invite the PC to have a drink.



Dwarf: Do you mind to share a drink with me?

PC: Do you want your face to share my fist?



I haven't chosen that option, though. I can't imagine what the dwarf will response. ;-P

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Jowan: Arl, do you remember me?



Eamon: TRAITOOORRRRR



Jowan: I guess thats a yes then.



XD

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sylvanaerie wrote...

Sabriana wrote...

Murdock (Redcliffe) just expressed his surprise about the Warden being a woman. He told her he sees many reasons why women shouldn't be GWs, and then says he doesn't want to be an ingrate.

Zevran's response: "Thats good. The survival rate of ingrates is remarkably low, so I hear..."


LOL gotta love Zev


Don'tcha though?
Talk about avatars, your is lovely too. What a bunch of lovely humans, elves and dwarfs there are here. Love that eye-candy.

Here's one from my favorite mage.

Morrigan: "Haha, another body for the pile." upon smoking someone/something.

# 1 on the chart: "How very fitting that they would build a prison for mages in the middle of a lake and make it look like a giant phallus." 


Morrigan upon entering lake calenhad for the first time. She had me in stitches, she did.

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AAHAHAHA, I must hear her say that!

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spottyblanket wrote...

AAHAHAHA, I must hear her say that!


Yeah, it's worth it. Her tone of voice is priceless.

It was actually a double. On the way down the slope Zevan said "Killing mages is easy, they die just as quickly as everyone else. It's the 'before' part that you should worry about."

Then, when my PC and her gang reached the bottom of the slope, Morrigan pipes up. Hilarity 2X

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"Let's get back to Duncan quickly. If we wait too long you won't be able to swing a dead cat without hitting a darkspawn." - Alistair at Ostagar. Just discovered it recently, don't know how I missed it!



As for banter, love the one where Alistair questions Dog's intelligence:

Alistair: "You could just be listening to the tone of my voice. You could be an utter moron for all we know."

Dog: "GRRRRRRRRRR"



But what made me very nearly choke on my sandwich was trying to talk to Oghren in camp, which alas didn't result in the usual opening of the conversation window, but instead in Oghren's making gurgling noises and falling over on his back stone-drunk. Absolutely hilarious!

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Ohgren upon hearing the Great Oak speak for the first time:

"Hey! It's a poetree! Poet...tree. Get it?"



Zevran "picking the lock" on the hermit's stump (If your PC is not a rogue)

"Hmm...when was the last time I stuck my hand in a dark hole?....(dramatic pause) Oh...I remember. Long story, that..."

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One of my favorites is from Alistair just before he loses consciousness is battle, "New...strategy...bite...ankles." I nearly fell off the couch the first time I heard that.

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Sabriana wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Sabriana wrote...

Murdock (Redcliffe) just expressed his surprise about the Warden being a woman. He told her he sees many reasons why women shouldn't be GWs, and then says he doesn't want to be an ingrate.

Zevran's response: "Thats good. The survival rate of ingrates is remarkably low, so I hear..."


LOL gotta love Zev


Don'tcha though?
Talk about avatars, your is lovely too. What a bunch of lovely humans, elves and dwarfs there are here. Love that eye-candy.

Here's one from my favorite mage.

Morrigan: "Haha, another body for the pile." upon smoking someone/something.

# 1 on the chart: "How very fitting that they would build a prison for mages in the middle of a lake and make it look like a giant phallus." 


Morrigan upon entering lake calenhad for the first time. She had me in stitches, she did.


thanks Sabriana, this is my valkyrie, Valora, HNF DW Warrior.  She's templar/champion specced.  hehe and if you are a templar that opens up a totally new dialogue tree thats a hoot with Alistair when you get him to tell you about being a templar and you ask him 'well where's my uniform?"

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I love that whole spiel in Denerim with the priestess in front of the chantry where she mentions bacon....I wish I could remember exactly what she says but it's hilarious...and Alistair saying he wished the chantry had taught him that version...priceless...



Oh and when you talk to alistair about the changes you go through after joining and you say you dont think you eat more, when he does the whole "is that so, well when I saw you wolfing down your food the other night..."just had me cracking up.

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Alistair: Yikes. Beasties. Beasties a-comin'.

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And while I'm still here... after how many playthroughs... I never noticed until now that the final "gatekeeper" warewolf is a pirate, or more specifically, Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean.



"Acquiesce to your request for parlay."

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Chasseresse wrote...

And while I'm still here... after how many playthroughs... I never noticed until now that the final "gatekeeper" warewolf is a pirate, or more specifically, Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean.

"Acquiesce to your request for parlay."


It would have been so awesome to have a dialogue option: "You may tell the Lady I'm disinclined to aquiesce to her reqeust. Means no." (Attack)

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odiedragon wrote...

If we're doing banter and not one liners, aside from Sten's warrior kitten my favorite is one of the few three-way banters. It's mainly between Shale and Zevran, but it will use the third member of your party as well (or, I'm guessing, it defaults to the PC if there's no sound bite for them, because there's a generic PC file in there as well). Anyway. My favorite one is Alistair's repsonse.

Zevran: Take a look at that templar fellow. Rugged good looks, quick wit, manly shoulders. Just getting him to hop borders is a challenge worthy of the great heroes.
Alistair: A challenge? I'd happily hop borders given a chance. I've never been close to being outside Ferelden.

Oh Alistair. You're so cute when you're abysmally clueless!


I so have to get it!!

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My fav one-line is Oghren's: 'Let's show them our hearts... and then show them theirs'.



Inspired me so much for the final battle!

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Not exactly dialogue, but the inventory description of the sword you can steal from the elf messenger in Ostagar always makes me giggle:  "Somewhere on the battlefield a confused knight is facing darkspawn with his dinner fork.  Pity him."   Hee.

"Sausage!  Bloody no!  Go away!"

Alistair:  "Nothing like a brush with death to  . . . make you not like death much."

Alistair:  "Mmm . .  Wet frocks . . ."   the look on his face cracks me up - it only needs a Homer Simpson gargle to complete it . . .

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Janni-in-VA wrote...

One of my favorites is from Alistair just before he loses consciousness is battle, "New...strategy...bite...ankles." I nearly fell off the couch the first time I heard that.

LOL!  Never heard that.  I might have to let Alistair go down in flames a few times just to catch it.

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barkingM1 wrote...

Not exactly dialogue, but the inventory description of the sword you can steal from the elf messenger in Ostagar always makes me giggle:  "Somewhere on the battlefield a confused knight is facing darkspawn with his dinner fork.  Pity him."   Hee.

"Sausage!  Bloody no!  Go away!"

Alistair:  "Nothing like a brush with death to  . . . make you not like death much."

Alistair:  "Mmm . .  Wet frocks . . ."   the look on his face cracks me up - it only needs a Homer Simpson gargle to complete it . . .


LOL my daughter showed me how to nab that sword in Ostagar.  I never read the description....gonna have to show her what she started now!  Even as I steal the sword its kind of what I was thinking...that poor guy all dressed up and no where to go cause he is fighting darkspawn barehanded.

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"my warden-sense is tinkling"....



really now..? let me just get my red n blue spandex suit on :D

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Swooping........is bad

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I love it whenever I have an encounter with a drake or a dragon.

Alistair: Holy crap, that's a dragon! :-p

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Warden: I imagine she wasn't that crazy when she left.

Oghren: Oh you don't know her. She was cracked like a glass floor.

Oghren: Before she became a paragon, I mean. After that, she really fell apart.

Oghren: I mean, she leaves me and flits about with that watered tart hespith. What's she got that I don't?

Oghren: Just the thought of the 2 of them together, kissing, licking, intertwined on the floor of the deep roads...

Oghren: I, ah, just gonna go back to my tent for a moment. Excuse me.



Listening to him say this was priceless.