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[Shadowflame87]

I think my fave Sten line is when your at camp and he tells you that he's confused because you look like a woman but cant possibly be one. Made me laugh till tears came...cause he was just so sincere, and didn't seem to believe you when you told him that you were indeed female.

[Nauthiz84]

Sten: (upon approaching the Deep Roads in Orzammar) "Why would such a small people make things so tall? They must own an impressive array of ladders."



The cookies dialogs with him are priceless too. The first one where you ask him if there is something he likes about Ferelden, i mean i was really curious what the answer might be but cookies?



Zevran has a lot of great oneliners too, for example:

(while questioning the guard in Haven) "Ah, quiet insular communities. There's always something nasty going on behind closed doors. I hope it involves chains. I hope they ask me to join in."



(Upon urging Ser Perth to use the oil in the siege of undead on Redcliffe) "A fine tactic. Provided it actually kills them and you don't end up having to deal with flaming undead."

Seeing as it takes about 5% of their health he got a point i think....

[spottyblanket]

Are you flirting with me Sten?



(I wish!)

[Freckles04]

spottyblanket wrote...

Are you flirting with me Sten?

(I wish!)

LOL...I love his response to that.

"What is this 'flirt-ing'? I don't know this word. Speak the common tongue!"

[Inzhuna]

Leliana: 'I am a woman, and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!'

Also her (in Orzammar): 'You know, I might get a job here after all is over - helping the king get the stuff from upper shelves...' (had me rolling when I first heard it - she said it in a such contemplating voice)

And also loved when Leliana had the Labyrinth reference: 'You.. have.. no power.. over me..'

[PunkNouveau13]

I think one of my favorite Shale lines is when I leave her at the gate. "Have fun storming the castle!" Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies; this had me cracking up. :-3

[spottyblanket]

Alistair: What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants.



When Alistair presents the rose to The Warden)



Alistair: Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?



Warden: Your new weapon of choice?



Alistair: Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!





If you initially refuse to allow Leliana to join your group when you meet her in the Dane and instead she stops you leaving Lothering)



Warden: Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a blight.



Alistair: Yes, but she's more like 'Ooh! Pretty colors!' than 'Muahahaha! I am princess stabbity, stab, kill, kill!'

[The_Abyss]

Oghren: Eh, if I knew she had those interests I would have made some...adjustments.



I'm not sure I want to know what kind of adjustments.

[Chasseresse]

Upon meeting Al for the first time, as a mage and you ask him if it will be an issue.



Al: ... I don't want to be a toad. (whispers:) I like the way I am.

[kateri_t]

I'd never found this till recently: a near-endgame exchange with Zathrien in Redcliffe before the final battle:



Zathrien [talking about the Archdemon, in his pompous, mystic tones]: I stand and look to the east... and I can feel it. I suspect that you can, too.



[Choice] PC: That stew was a little heavy, wasn't it?



I never kept this guy alive before. I think it's worth it, just for that.

[orpheus333]

'the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty' - Sten



"Elves have strange powers." - Warden
 "Being easily conquered does not constitute a 'power'." - Sten

Modifié par andyr1986, 02 mars 2010 - 03:28 .

[TotoroTori]

*coming out of the Carta's hideout in Ozammar and land in Danga's father's blacksmith shop*



Danga's Dad: There's a hole in my wall!



PC: Yes, you should get it fix.....

[bloodtallow]

Morrigan: "What will they send next? Darkspawn Tax Collectors?"

[marbatico]

activating thread resurrection:
this happenes after you bond cammen with geyna in the dalish camp.

morrigan: does anyone get the urge to vomit? anybody? am i realy the only one?
ohgren: naw, i'm with you babe.

Modifié par marbatico, 14 mars 2010 - 07:11 .

[Emerald Melios]

*upon approaching the Urn of Sacred Ashes*

Sten: "Congratulations. You have found a wastebin."

[Lest]

"Sten, rip his arms off."



Zevran, on finding out the situation in redcliffe: Of course.



Shale's responce to the fact that your group is clearly no mere group of travlers: Oh, good eye!

[RetrOldSchool]

A priceless one, it's a dialogue option for City elf PC (returning to the alienage) when asked about his/hers wedding:



"There were rapists and we got the wrong cake. Disastrous!"



I laughed out loud when I read that response.

[Aveiceae]

Visiting the blacksmith in Redcliffe for the first time...



Leliana: It smells like someone lit a brewery on fire!

Alistair: Somebodyyy's been driiiiinkinng...



the way he drew out that line just cracked me up... heheh

[SurelyForth]

It's easy, but I'm fond of "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal and the right to shoot lightning at fools."



Don't we all Anders, don't we all.

[Garrett]

and when you tell him he's aiming to low he says he wants a harem, a banquet and the right to launch fireballs at templars^^

[Gill Kaiser]

Yenaquai wrote...

I love that one templar in the mage origin, this cynical, ever-bored guy, guarding the exist of the Tower.

The whole exchange between the PC and him is hilarious, but I especially like this part:

PC: "So, what's out there?"
Templar: *sighing, unimpressed* "Ferelden. Not much to see there, except for some farms and the occasional river."
I LOVE the way he delivers that line. Pure gold.

YEAH! I love that guy, he's such a sardonic bastard!

My favourite exchange of his:

PC: "Is this door the only way out?"
Templar: "The only safe one, as far as I know. There are windows on the higher levels, but surely you don't need me to warn you of the dangers of leaping from them."

Modifié par Gill Kaiser, 25 mars 2010 - 08:32 .

[sylvanaerie]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Yenaquai wrote...

I love that one templar in the mage origin, this cynical, ever-bored guy, guarding the exist of the Tower.

The whole exchange between the PC and him is hilarious, but I especially like this part:

PC: "So, what's out there?"
Templar: *sighing, unimpressed* "Ferelden. Not much to see there, except for some farms and the occasional river."
I LOVE the way he delivers that line. Pure gold.

YEAH! I love that guy, he's such a sardonic bastard!

My favourite exchange of his:

PC: "Is this door the only way out?"
Templar: "The only safe one, as far as I know. There are windows on the higher levels, but surely you don't need me to warn you of the dangers of leaping from them."

I love that one too.  Gotta love the pragmatists in the game.  Sgt Kylon and this guy would get along pretty well I think.  He ends that line with "It never ends well." LOL I would imagine it doesn't.

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 25 mars 2010 - 09:30 .

[Eudaemonium]

I find it kinda funny that, no matter how powerful a mage is, none of them seem to have created a levitate or 'slow fall' spell.

[Sarah1281]

Bets on the Chantry labelling those spells as evil just to prevent successful escapes?