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[Gill Kaiser]

Well, I guess the mages are all learning the Chantry-controlled Circle's approved magic, which doesn't include spells of that nature for obvious reasons. A mage schooled in other disciplines, like Morrigan, could probably escape pretty easily (Morrigan could turn herself into a bird, most likely).

[Emerald Melios]

Leliana upon entering Tapster's Tavern: "I once drank a thimble of dwarven ale. Woke up a week later in Jader wearing nothing but my shoes and a towel."



Makes you wonder just how toxic dwarven ale is.......

[Commander of the Grey]

The PC line I love the most is in the poor district of Orzammar (can't remember what it's called for the life of me) when the dwarf by the fire asks for some coin:



"How about a generous kick to the face if you ask again?" Or something like that. It still makes me laugh.

[Eudaemonium]

Emerald Melios wrote...

Leliana upon entering Tapster's Tavern: "I once drank a thimble of dwarven ale. Woke up a week later in Jader wearing nothing but my shoes and a towel."

Makes you wonder just how toxic dwarven ale is.......

I personally love Sten's line when entering Tapsters: 'Is this... some kind of mass suicide?' You can just sense the combination of disdain and confusion in his tone.

[Indoril_Nerevar]

Best one-liners? Here's a better question: Have YOU ever licked a lamp post in winter?

[Sarah1281]

How about when you're romancing Morrigan and she asks for a compliment? "I am brilliant and amazing."

[Thalorin1919]

My favorite is if you have Oghren and the Dog rescue you from Fort Drakon.



"I come from a legendary line of dwarven hound masters!"

[surfgirlusa_2006]

This conversation occurs after a male pc starts romancing Morrigan



Alistair: So what's the deal with you and him, anyway? Dare I ask?

Morrigan: Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?

Alistair: You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.

Morrigan: My, my. You are jealous, aren't you? Did I take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?

Alistair: What? I'm not jealous! I'm horrified.

Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale

Alistair: These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of them once you're done with him.

Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.

Alistair: That... was so not what I meant.

Morrigan: Perhaps we should go and tell him together of your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely.

Alistair: Uh-huh. I think we're done here.

Morrigan: Done before you started, in fact.



The whole thing (especially the part about the sucking) cracked me up; I'm laughing right now just thinking about it.

[Godak]

Sten: "If you intend to slay the Archdemon with wit, I suggest you arm yourself."

[t3hTwinky]

Oghren: Elf!

Zevran: Oghren!

Oghren: I have something to say to you!

Zevran: I am all ears, as we elves like to say.

Oghren: I... well, now I forgot.

Zevran: Alas.

Oghren: But just know I had something.

Zevran: You've had several somethings, I suspect. It's part of your charm.

[JosieJ]

Just got this one in Awakening: When I clicked on Sigrun, she responded "Oh, Commander, my Commander." Nice shout-out to ME1 (and Whitman, of course).

[Emerald Melios]

Harrowmont Crier: "News of the hour! Lord Bhalen is.....a very, very bad man."

[TheOrtReport]

While playing the female city elf origin :

Soris's Wife : You let them take Soris!

PC : Out of my way, bítch.

Modifié par TheOrtReport, 28 mars 2010 - 01:19 .

[Sarah1281]

Is that if you don't speak up and take the blame or admit Soris came too?

[TheOrtReport]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Is that if you don't speak up and take the blame or admit Soris came too?

Happened for me when I didn't speak up and take the blame.

[sylvanaerie]

TheOrtReport wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Is that if you don't speak up and take the blame or admit Soris came too?

Happened for me when I didn't speak up and take the blame.

LOL poor Soris.  I accepted the blame for that mess and he STILL ended up in prison on my CE playthrough

[Sarah1281]

He didn't end up in prison in mine but everyone hated him for setting the events in motion that led to the purge. By their logic, they probably blamed poor Shianni, too...

[blaidfiste]

Female city elf origin after your groom dies while attempting to save you.



PC: Well I never wanted to get married anyways.

[sylvanaerie]

blaidfiste wrote...

Female city elf origin after your groom dies while attempting to save you.

PC: Well I never wanted to get married anyways.

I've played it both ways as ready willing and able and then as reluctant bride (pissing off my groom STILL didn't work, he still came after me and DIED poor shmoe).  And I played it as reluctant till I saw him then it was umm okay this might work...

[amrose2]

Sten rescuing the PC from Prison in Fort Drakon had me going for a while, it was so unexpected:



Sten: The irony of this moment is not lost on me.

[sylvanaerie]

Sten has some awesome lines. In Haven he says something like



Sten: "So your strategy is to go so far north we circle the globe and attack the Archdemon from the rear?"

PC: "It'll never see it coming."

[Lolrain]

I am not sure if ill write it correctly but when Anders said (In Wending Woods): if the nature will call him and he will have to go to the bushes ''youre coming with me''.I was laughing so loud that i almost woke up my neighbours.

(And I apologize for my english.)

EDIT: Here it is! :"This place is a death trap! If I have to go into the bushes to answer natures call, you're coming with me!"

Modifié par Lolrain, 29 mars 2010 - 09:41 .

[The Almighty Ali]

Alistair: Be killed by the Archdemon or sleep with Morrigan, How does someone make that choice?



Zevran: Ha,Let's see....when was the last time I slipped my hand into some dark hole? Hmmm...I remember. Long story that.

[HaloKT]

NaimaRamirez wrote...

When selecting Alistair: "YYEEEeees?"
It's so long and drawn out, I can just imagine him wearing a manical smile at the same time. 

OMG, just like Leli's "Heeey" in that sweet, seductive voice. When she does that I always want to leave the area immediately to have some... private conversation *coughs politely and stares into another direction*

A conversation that always cracks me up is when Leliana tries to give Morrigan fashion tips and says something about emphasising her strengths, while obviously staring at Morrigan's chest. Naughty little girl