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[kmcd5722]

this is awesome

[PsychoWARD23]

 Nothing I can really add to this thread besides a lol

[mellifera]

LMFAO. This thread is beautiful.

[MizzNaaa]

MutantSpleen wrote...

The smell of burning flesh permeates the air
My feet land hard on the deck
I hear her call from behind me
Hand grasping vacant air
I call shotgun.

LMFAO!!!!

[TelexFerra]

I remember when this thread was new *tear*

[skcih-deraj]

Thane: Collectors firing at ship, Joker shooting back but missing terribly.

I land on the deck I look down and see Siha shout save me...

I whisper no.



Couldn't help my self but damn how do you let every one die. (right you explained it.)

[Pacifien]

Nice.

[Da_Lion_Man]

THAT FILTHY GODDAMN DRELL!!!!!!!

[TripLight]

Da_Lion_Man wrote...

THAT FILTHY GODDAMN DRELL!!!!!!!

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

[ObserverStatus]

I'm Commander Shepard,and this is my favorite thread on the citadel.

[BiancoAngelo7]

Thanks for the cool story, it was entertaining.

Modifié par BiancoAngelo7, 30 décembre 2010 - 02:10 .

[Anacronian Stryx]

I'm the spectre of commander Shepard and this is my least favorite thread on the net.

[King Gigglez]

I wonder what Joker was thinking when he knew he couldn't save her... "Well another one bites the dust, guess I got to ask the Illusive man to remake her... again"

[Fiery Phoenix]

Pardon me, guys, but I f*ckin' love this thread! Still makes me laugh to this day.

[ADLegend21]

HA that's what you get for losing your squad, served you right XD

[Shadow_Soul]

You got what you desrved for killing everybody, but this thread is still funny.

[magelet]

Bahaha what.

[Cerberus Operative Ashley Williams]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

There's something very ironic about the only survivor being the terminally ill one.

I'm not completely sure why, but this made me laugh pretty hard.

[darth_lopez]

turtlecrunch wrote...

So...my Shepherd wanted to make the Normandy a little more romantic.  That means clearing out the crew, the squad, and so on.  The plan leaves just Shepherd, Thane, and-- er, well Joker and EDI are still there, but they're busy flirting awkwardly so it's not too troublesome.

Step 1: Win Thane's trust by helping him with his son.  [SUCCESS]
Step 2: "I want you, Thane."  [SUCCESS]
Step 3: Wait for Collectors to clear out the crew. [SUCCESS]
Step 4: Head to Omega4.  Use Garrus as specialist, Mordin as team leader, Jacob as walking biotic shield.  Don't send anyone back with the crew when they are found.  Lots of people die.  [SUCCESS]
Step 5: So close!  Take Thane and Jacob to the final battle, leave Miranda behind to fend off 100+ Collectors by herself.  [SUCCESS]
Step 6: Jacob becomes pancake.  Miranda becomes swiss cheese.  Thane: alive!  [GREAT SUCCESS]
Step 7: Run back to the ship with Thane.  He leaps safely onto the Normandy's deck.  Joker hangs around pretending he's a gangster.  [SUCCESS]

And then...Shepherd notices something.  After Thane jumped onto the deck he scrambled immediately inside.  Didn't care that Shepherd wasn't on the boat yet.  Didn't even look back as "siha" plummeted 40 stories to her doom because there was no one to pull her up.

Shepherd died horribly for two reasons:
1) Not enough pull-up exercises.
2) THANE IS A JERK.

LMAFOROFL THAT IS EPIC!

i'm sorry but your misery is so funny hilariously so funny i cannot control my laughter atm XD OMG.

dear lord there has been no other playthrough in the history of ME playthroughs that deserves ts' own youtube Channel than that play through there. Oh my fuzzy muppet named bojangles that is Epic! You must have been totally rage filled i remember when garrus died in my most recent playthrough and i went on a rage induced killing spree of collectors i can't imagine what having your romance character allow you plummet to your death must feel like emotionally! XD OMG i can't get over that ! So Epic So very very Epic.

you must put this on youtube. Do it Again.

[AlexMBrennan]

I may be completely missing the point here, but how does the OP justify the choice of thread title given that the same thing happens regardless of which squad member one chooses to not kill?

Modifié par AlexMBrennan, 30 décembre 2010 - 10:43 .

[Mr. Gogeta34]

----double post-----

Modifié par Mr. Gogeta34, 30 décembre 2010 - 11:02 .

[Mr. Gogeta34]

Mr. Gogeta34 wrote...

Shepard: "Hey wait! THANE WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?"

Thane: "I uh.... I must return to my meditations."



PS:  OP, that is epic win a million times over, Thane Thane Thane...

Modifié par Mr. Gogeta34, 30 décembre 2010 - 11:03 .

[Mariah5]