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My mom still thinks I'm gay!


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Godak wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

Godak wrote...

If it was pee, the inside of my pants would be wet, too!


No, Godak, you are not allowed to take off your pants.


...Too late. Posted Image


Put them back on! Look what happened in this thread: http://social.biowar...3/index/1315175

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Erm...Zipper's stuck....Posted Image

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The wonders of the internets....

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Godak wrote...

Erm...Zipper's stuck....Posted Image


Buy new pants. If people in the shop give you weird looks when you walk in pantless. say i sent you. That will explain everything.

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If I saw the scene the same thought might have popped into my mind as well. I mean a mechanic, how much more cliche can it get than that? Wait a lumberjack perhaps, but well nevermind.

However from the reaction of your mother I can tell she's of the conservative sort so it certainly won't be easy to convince her otherwise unless she actually caught you in the act with a woman. There's the plan I guess ;).

Just to join in on the other discussion: There's nothing wrong with being gay, as there is nothing wrong with being bi or hetero. What one does with his life should be his decision alone. The reluctance of some people to accept others for what they are is just a natural instinct: the fear of the unknown. This is as human a feature as our curiosity. The difference is which outweighs the other.

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Wait!

I got an idea!



Lilith is bi, so it doesnt matter IF OP is gay or not.

So Lilith can visit him and make same... dunno-what-they-sould-do stuff

and plan this accordingly with a visit of his mother.



That would be such an epic forum tagteam move! ^^

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My personal policy is this: what happens between two consenting adults in the privacy of their home..is none of my business..unless murder is the intent and I happen to be present. :P



I have worked with gays, bi..etc. Usually have found them in same work atmosphere as me...hospital settings, taking care of the elderly, the mentally challenged and such.



Caring people, at least the ones I met.

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Feraele wrote...

My personal policy is this: what happens between two consenting adults in the privacy of their home..is none of my business..unless murder is the intent and I happen to be present. :P

I have worked with gays, bi..etc. Usually have found them in same work atmosphere as me...hospital settings, taking care of the elderly, the mentally challenged and such.

Caring people, at least the ones I met.


People are people. Most gay people are pretty nice, just like most straight people. Some gay people are jerks, just like some straight people. Why would anyone think it is any different?

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It's okay. Embrace your homosexuality. Your mom will understand.

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Godak wrote...

If it was pee, the inside of my pants would be wet, too!

ahhh,the voice of experience has a ring of truth to it!Posted Image

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Sarevok Anchev wrote...

Wait!
I got an idea!

Lilith is bi, so it doesnt matter IF OP is gay or not.
So Lilith can visit him and make same... dunno-what-they-sould-do stuff
and plan this accordingly with a visit of his mother.

That would be such an epic forum tagteam move! ^^

works for me! take pics too!Posted Image

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as i believe the pervading opinion on gays is, 'ok, whatever, do what you want but if you hit on me, so help me...!'



has anybody ever heard of this kind of story happening with two girls in it though?

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Baracuda6977 wrote...

as i believe the pervading opinion on gays is, 'ok, whatever, do what you want but if you hit on me, so help me...!'

has anybody ever heard of this kind of story happening with two girls in it though?

funny you should ask,but my mom knows!Posted Image

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Baracuda6977 wrote...
has anybody ever heard of this kind of story happening with two girls in it though?



No. I guess mainly because girls are more likely to run around topless in the same room than boys. I always asked myself why most girls I know won't go to the bathroom alone, but due to the sheer number of girls behaving that way the thought of them all being lesbians never crossed my mind.

Modifié par BrotherJason, 20 février 2010 - 04:08 .


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Sarevok Anchev

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Dark Lilith wrote...

Sarevok Anchev wrote...

Wait!
I got an idea!

Lilith is bi, so it doesnt matter IF OP is gay or not.
So Lilith can visit him and make same... dunno-what-they-sould-do stuff
and plan this accordingly with a visit of his mother.

That would be such an epic forum tagteam move! ^^

works for me! take pics too!Posted Image


Someone mentioned even a  orgy. Take your girlfriend with you and make us proud :o

...And if his mother wont believe this.... s e d u c e   her ;)

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Vault101 survivor wrote...

I had just gotten out of the shower. I came out with just a towel
around my waist.  (snippage of greatly amusing story)
"WTF!" was all I could think of! I then realized that my idiot shirtless friend was right over my shoulder!
That was many years ago! To this day my mom still thinks I'm at least bisexual.

It's tough being human.

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Vault101 survivor wrote...

I had no idea what was transpiring just then, until I looked at the
expression on my mom's face. Horrified she was! One of these she gave
me shock ! I heard her say to my dad (who was there too) "OMG! They're
up there naked!!! Naked as God made them!!"




Gotta love moms =). If that happened to me i would soo make fun of the whole situation :innocent:

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Honestly? This may be the greatest story ever told.

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Godak wrote...

Honestly? This may be the greatest story ever told.


Godak is a spammer !
^^

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You're kidding, right? I get done with my spamming for the day, and then you call me a spammer? No. Stop. I really just find the entire story to be hilarious. Is that so wrong?

Modifié par Godak, 20 février 2010 - 05:06 .


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Godak wrote...

You're kidding, right? I get done with my spamming for the day, and then you call me a spammer? No. Stop. I really just find the entire story to be hilarious. Is that so wrong?


The story or the hilariousity?

DONT do this! Dont ....make....me....think....  -m u s t   r e s i s t ! ! !

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Someone mentioned even a  orgy. Take your girlfriend with you and make us proud :o

well,its not like we haven't done it before!Posted Image

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Practice is the key to mastery.

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@OP - OMG! Are you?

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Sarevok Anchev

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Dark Lilith wrote...

Someone mentioned even a  orgy. Take your girlfriend with you and make us proud :o

well,its not like we haven't done it before!Posted Image


Oh that wasnt nice! Already doing the Orgy with Vault101 without waiting for me to come and make some pics for the forum <_<
Now we dont have the evidence for his mother... or... you havent, havent you? :blink: