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My mom still thinks I'm gay!


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#51
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Statulos wrote...

OK; let´s assume you were homosexual... so what?

So it would mean she would never have grandkids.

If you don't think this would be a big shock for a mother, you're quite clueless.

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flem1 wrote...

Statulos wrote...

OK; let´s assume you were homosexual... so what?

So it would mean she would never have grandkids.

If you don't think this would be a big shock for a mother, you're quite clueless.


A-d-o-p-t-i-o-n. Posted Image

#53
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flem1 wrote...

Statulos wrote...

OK; let´s assume you were homosexual... so what?

So it would mean she would never have grandkids.

If you don't think this would be a big shock for a mother, you're quite clueless.

I´m not planing on having offspring. My mother is very calmed about it. Thanks for pointing out at my ignorance.

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Godak wrote...

flem1 wrote...

Statulos wrote...

OK; let´s assume you were homosexual... so what?

So it would mean she would never have grandkids.

If you don't think this would be a big shock for a mother, you're quite clueless.


A-d-o-p-t-i-o-n. Posted Image


S-u-r-g-e-r-y + G-e-n-e-t-i-c-s  :wizard:

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Vault101 survivor wrote...

I had just gotten out of the shower. I came out with just a towel
around my waist. My buddy was with me as we were heading out to see a
film. He came to my place right after he had gotten off work (he's a
mechanic.) He asked if he could borrow some of my clothes as his
clothes were dingy and oily after a long day at the shop.



Just then I heard my mom outside yelling my name. I looked out through
my second floor apartment window (small towel 'round my waist, upper
body exposed) to see my mom outside. Just as I peeked out the window to
see my mom, my idiot friend leaned over my shoulder to see who was
yelling my name outside.

Mind you, i'm in a quasi bent postion as I'm looking out, and my now
shirtless friend (he was in the middle of changing shirts while this
was happening) is right behind me looking out over my shoulder.



I had no idea what was transpiring just then, until I looked at the
expression on my mom's face. Horrified she was! One of these she gave
me shock ! I heard her say to my dad (who was there too) "OMG! They're
up there naked!!! Naked as God made them!!"





"WTF!" was all I could think of! I then realized that my idiot shirtless friend was right over my shoulder!





That was many years ago! To this day my mom still thinks I'm at least bisexual.


Ok man it does not matter one way or the other if you are gay. But wth that being said man that whole situation with your friend leaning over you while you are in a towel I will def have to make a  movie about teenage angst and put that in there for a good laugh.

#56
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Sarevok Anchev wrote...

Dark Lilith wrote...

Someone mentioned even a  orgy. Take your girlfriend with you and make us proud :o

well,its not like we haven't done it before!Posted Image


Oh that wasnt nice! Already doing the Orgy with Vault101 without waiting for me to come and make some pics for the forum <_<
Now we dont have the evidence for his mother... or... you havent, havent you? :blink:

not with him, with my GFPosted Image

#57
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I wish I could quit you Godak lol

#58
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Operative84 wrote...

I wish I could quit you Godak lol

you guys are in luv!!!!!! how cool!Posted Image

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Dark Lilith wrote...

Operative84 wrote...

I wish I could quit you Godak lol

you guys are in luv!!!!!! how cool!Posted Image


I wanna be the flower-maiden :wizard:
WHAT? Who.. did say that?:bandit:

#60
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you would make a great flower maiden! just look at your avatar!



hooray for off-topic ness

#61
Sarevok Anchev

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Baracuda6977 wrote...

you would make a great flower maiden! just look at your avatar!

hooray for off-topic ness


Yeah, especially when the bride throws the flowers , noone should stand in the way of 61/2 feet with 18/00 STR  :D

And its good to be in the Off-Topic forum, sooo we can even go off the topic in the off-topics :blink:

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Sarevok Anchev wrote...

Baracuda6977 wrote...

you would make a great flower maiden! just look at your avatar!

hooray for off-topic ness


Yeah, especially when the bride throws the flowers , noone should stand in the way of 61/2 feet with 18/00 STR  :D

And its good to be in the Off-Topic forum, sooo we can even go off the topic in the off-topics :blink:

AD&D rules are so last millenium.
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Operative84 wrote...

I wish I could quit you Godak lol


I wish I could quit me, too.

...So, so much. Posted Image

Modifié par Godak, 20 février 2010 - 11:53 .


#64
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Godak wrote...

Operative84 wrote...

I wish I could quit you Godak lol


I wish I could quit me, too.

...So, so much. Posted Image


LOL Godak Mountain hahaha

#65
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Operative84 wrote...

Godak wrote...

Operative84 wrote...

I wish I could quit you Godak lol


I wish I could quit me, too.

...So, so much. Posted Image


LOL Godak Mountain hahaha


That's a mountain neither me nor my back wants you to climb. Posted Image

Modifié par Godak, 21 février 2010 - 12:13 .


#66
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Godak wrote...

Operative84 wrote...

Godak wrote...

Operative84 wrote...

I wish I could quit you Godak lol


I wish I could quit me, too.

...So, so much. Posted Image


LOL Godak Mountain hahaha


That's a mountain neither me nor my back wants you to climb. Posted Image


haha I dont blame you

#67
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Godak wrote...

Operative84 wrote...

Godak wrote...

Operative84 wrote...

I wish I could quit you Godak lol


I wish I could quit me, too.

...So, so much. Posted Image


LOL Godak Mountain hahaha


That's a mountain neither me nor my back wants you to climb. Posted Image

can I climb it in spiked heels and a riding crop?Posted Image

#68
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@ OP but with Vault101 instead of Vault13 I cant say I blame her haha jk

#69
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Don't frolic and prounce around half naked with dudes and no one will think you're gay. I think you are you just don't know it yet.

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Jae Onasi wrote...

Sarevok Anchev wrote...

Baracuda6977 wrote...

you would make a great flower maiden! just look at your avatar!

hooray for off-topic ness


Yeah, especially when the bride throws the flowers , noone should stand in the way of 61/2 feet with 18/00 STR  :D

And its good to be in the Off-Topic forum, sooo we can even go off the topic in the off-topics :blink:

AD&D rules are so last millenium.
:happy:


Well doesnt matter, when they still can break your neck  (...remembering BG1 - Intro...)
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