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[Highdragonslayer]

Grunt: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

Wrex: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

Grunt: I just wonder Harbringer is up to.

*Shepard flies in on the normandy*

Shepard: The Arghos Rho system has been seized by the forces of Harbringer, It is written that only Grunt can defeat Harbringer.

Grunt: Great Ill grab my stuff!

Shepard: There is no time your rifle is enough.

*Grunt and Shepard are on the normandy*

Grunt: What are all those heads?

Shepard: These are the husks of evil you must conquer each. Here is the map where would you like to go?

[Biotic_Warlock]

Add in Legion, that should ad some humour...

[KujaTheDarkOne2]

I think I see what you did there. I think I simultaneously hate and love you.

[The Angry One]

Grunt: Aheheh.. so I got another 40 requests for mating today.



Wrex: That's my boy! You do Clan Urdnot proud!



Legion: Genophage infection will result in high statistical probability of mating leading to failure.



Grunt: Why is the metal man such a killjoy. Can I not simply mate for the fun of it?



Legion: Research into organic societal traits indicate that Krogan are deemed "ugly" and "repulsive" even to their own. Probability that pleasure could be found in Krogan mating 0.5%



Wrex: Racist...

[Biotic_Warlock]

Id pay to see Legion arguing with Mordin...

[SL22]

Wrex: I wonder what's for dinner!

[Highdragonslayer]

SL22 wrote...

Wrex: I wonder what's for dinner!

Grunt: Oh boy im so hungry I can eat a thresher maw!

[Madecologist]

The Angry One wrote...

Grunt: Aheheh.. so I got another 40 requests for mating today.

Wrex: That's my boy! You do Clan Urdnot proud!

Legion: Genophage infection will result in high statistical probability of mating leading to failure.

Grunt: Why is the metal man such a killjoy. Can I not simply mate for the fun of it?

Legion: Research into organic societal traits indicate that Krogan are deemed "ugly" and "repulsive" even to their own. Probability that pleasure could be found in Krogan mating 0.5%

Wrex: Racist...

This entire exchange is enhanced if you imagine Garrus standing there and shrugging when Grunt looks at him.

Garrus shrugging enhances any scene.

[SL22]

Highdragonslayer wrote...

SL22 wrote...

Wrex: I wonder what's for dinner!

Grunt: Oh boy im so hungry I can eat a thresher maw!

You sir, are a god.

[llinsane1ll]

SL22 wrote...

Highdragonslayer wrote...

SL22 wrote...

Wrex: I wonder what's for dinner!

Grunt: Oh boy im so hungry I can eat a thresher maw!

You sir, are a god.

Lmao I thought that was badass

[Tyreal42a]

I'd love to see an elevator conversation with those 2, similar to ME1.



Wrex: So, Grunt, who would win in a fight between you and Shepard?



Grunt: Let's see.



*Grunt punches Shepard in the face*

[Gill Kaiser]

Yes, great, Zelda reference.

It would have been much more enjoyable if you hadn't kept writing "Harbringer".