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[Lord Atlia]

Having never heard the word scrog before and seeing this same guy use it over and over I think he is attempting to get it added to a dictionary by having a lot of people say it. Sort of like how G.W. got a bunch of words added because newspapers had to quote him.

[Llandaryn]

Agamo45 wrote...

Another 'scrog' thread?

Yes indeed. The eighth 'scrog' thread, and, unsurprisingly, every single one of the created by the OP.

Modifié par Llandaryn, 20 février 2010 - 09:19 .

[FlyinElk212]

Wait! ...Did you hear that? That's the sound of my IQ falling after reading your post!

[Borschtbeet]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

The Capital Gaultier wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Instead Tali just looked like an idiot.  Why was she acting that way?  Was she a virgin?

Even if you don't "scrog" Tali, she does straight-up tell you that she's a virgin.

I must've missed this part.  I figured she and Kal Reeger did some scrogging back in the day.  Even so, her strange behaviour was uncalled for, virgin or no.

Please, please stop using that word... I just find it incrediby annoying. It's like you're speaking a nonsense language.

Anyway, Tali clearly says that she hasn't trusted anyone enough to link suit environments with, "except for... well, no Quarians" (by which she obviously means Shepard). If she hasn't linked her suit environments with anyone, she obviously hasn't been able to engage in any kind of physical relationship.

Sorry you find it annoying.  You may think I'm trying to be obnoxious but truth is the word scrog is common slang where I live so it's a bit of a habbit.  
I get that Tali is a virgin but still, her behaviour was way too akward.  I can understand being a bit shy, that would've been cute but Tali just came across as a raging idiot. 

"oh look at me, I'm stupid!"

"Oh but being stupid is a defense mechanism!"

"please don't hate me!"

I would be like "Just shutup and get out of the environmental suit already!"

[Talogrungi]

Madecologist wrote...

Talogrungi wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

 I was hoping for a deep, passionate, loving scrog scene.

There are no words to describe this sentence.

There is, Oxymoron. When a statement contridicts itself. Sometimes through cultural meaning. Example. Military Intelligence is a common Oxymoron.

Well, that's true .. I was thinking more in terms of describing the sense of bemused horror that being exposed to it incited in the reader.

[Azint]

Do you have any sense of the word 'tact'?

[BattleVisor]

Tali = awful

[generic username]

Ah yes, "scrogging".

[RaoulG4668]

Each relationship has it's own tastes, don't like one, don't do it. Simple, don't troll about it.

[drunken pyromaniac]

 Scrog? Whatever happened to just calling it ****ing?

[Llandaryn]

Talogrungi wrote...

Madecologist wrote...

Talogrungi wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

 I was hoping for a deep, passionate, loving scrog scene.

There are no words to describe this sentence.

There is, Oxymoron. When a statement contridicts itself. Sometimes through cultural meaning. Example. Military Intelligence is a common Oxymoron.

Well, that's true .. I was thinking more in terms of describing the sense of bemused horror that being exposed to it incited in the reader.

I think it can be best summed up by:  

[Eshaye]

Borschtbeet wrote...
"duhhh...I'm going to blab like an idiot" once she's in my cabin. 

Then once Tali shuts her stupid piehole we see about 1/2 second of physical contact...the end.

Let me shed silent tears for your future non-existing love life. :innocent:

Modifié par Eshaye, 20 février 2010 - 09:22 .

[The Capital Gaultier]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

 Scrog? Whatever happened to just calling it ****ing?

Language filters.

[Talogrungi]

Borschtbeet wrote...

"oh look at me, I'm stupid!"

"Oh but being stupid is a defense mechanism!"

"please don't hate me!"

I would be like "Just shutup and get out of the environmental suit already!"

Let us, for the sake of feminine sensitivity, hope that you never date a virgin.

Modifié par Talogrungi, 20 février 2010 - 09:22 .

[BobbyTheI]

SCROGDOR!
SCROGDOR!

Scrogdor screwed a man!
I mean he screwed an alien-man!
Or maybe he just screwed an alien.
Um... but he was still
SCROGDOR!
SCROGDOR!

[Pannamaslo]

Borschtbeet wrote...

"scrog" means cross species intercourse for those who are confused.

Like scrog in my dictionary that says "blackthorn bush"? If you scrog women that must be painful. I don't want to go into this. LOL

Srly OP:

[Borschtbeet]

I already said scrog is slang where I live. I know it's not a real word but it's what I'm used to.

[badrobot2]

Who loves Cutlass Jack?

[S3RV0]

I think the real question is why would you even want to scrog an aardvark faced, virgin with chicken feet when you could bang Miranda and her smokin body or Jack and her beautiful face... although renegade Jack only, the crying is a real boner killer.

[Madecologist]

Eshaye wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...
"duhhh...I'm going to blab like an idiot" once she's in my cabin. 

Then once Tali shuts her stupid piehole we see about 1/2 second of physical contact...the end.

Let me shed silent tears for your future non-existing love life. :innocent:

Awww... that's mean.. everyone deserves love in their life... okay.. I can't do this.. I can't keep a straight face to this entire thread.

[Zhijn]

Pannamaslo wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

"scrog" means cross species intercourse for those who are confused.

Like scrog in my dictionary that says "blackthorn bush"? If you scrog women that must be painful. I don't want to go into this. LOL

Srly OP:

Yes, and its a "slang". The brits make slang of anything and everything. =P

[drunken pyromaniac]

Talogrungi wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

"oh look at me, I'm stupid!"

"Oh but being stupid is a defense mechanism!"

"please don't hate me!"

I would be like "Just shutup and get out of the environmental suit already!"

Let us, for the sake of feminine sensitivity, hope that you never date a virgin.

Let us, for the sake of our species' collective intelligence, hope he never dates anyone.

[marshalleck]

Borschtbeet wrote...

I already said scrog is slang where I live. I know it's not a real word but it's what I'm used to.

So interspecies sex is common enough where you live that there is a slang term for it?

[redguppie]

scrotum+snog=scrog that is all

[Remaix]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

The Capital Gaultier wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Instead Tali just looked like an idiot.  Why was she acting that way?  Was she a virgin?

Even if you don't "scrog" Tali, she does straight-up tell you that she's a virgin.

I must've missed this part.  I figured she and Kal Reeger did some scrogging back in the day.  Even so, her strange behaviour was uncalled for, virgin or no.

Please, please stop using that word... I just find it incrediby annoying. It's like you're speaking a nonsense language.

Anyway, Tali clearly says that she hasn't trusted anyone enough to link suit environments with, "except for... well, no Quarians" (by which she obviously means Shepard). If she hasn't linked her suit environments with anyone, she obviously hasn't been able to engage in any kind of physical relationship.

Sorry you find it annoying.  You may think I'm trying to be obnoxious but truth is the word scrog is common slang where I live so it's a bit of a habbit.  
I get that Tali is a virgin but still, her behaviour was way too akward.  I can understand being a bit shy, that would've been cute but Tali just came across as a raging idiot. 

"oh look at me, I'm stupid!"

"Oh but being stupid is a defense mechanism!"

"please don't hate me!"

I would be like "Just shutup and get out of the environmental suit already!"

Yes, how dare the poor girl be nervous! How dare she not be a sex-goddess! Mr. IMPORTANT needs to have his steamy sex scene, so, HEY! Let's throw AAAAAALL characterization out of the window, because this guy wants it to be so.
Now, you shut up and go back to your bridge. Also, stop making these godawful threads. Do us all a favor.

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Talogrungi wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

"oh look at me, I'm stupid!"

"Oh but being stupid is a defense mechanism!"

"please don't hate me!"

I would be like "Just shutup and get out of the environmental suit already!"

Let us, for the sake of feminine sensitivity, hope that you never date a virgin.

Let us, for the sake of our species' collective intelligence, hope he never dates anyone.

Let's, for all that is good in the world, hope he never reproduces.