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[Borschtbeet]

Litos456 wrote...

@OP:
I'm sorry sir but your reasoning is completely off. That is Tali's character. It's the way she is. Some people may not like Miranda for her cocky attitude for example.
A lot of people love Tali for what she is, and that's that. You posting this thread is only flooding up the forums.
Tali rocks.

Miranda wasn't cocky, she was confident.  She, like Tali wanted Shepard's ass.  While Tali babbled incoherently about "natural defense mechanisms"(great bedroom talk there Tali you clutz), Miranda just took it.

Thats why I like Miranda, she wanted to scrog, so we scrogged.  No complications.

Only strange thing about Miranda is why in the Hell did she want to scrog in the engine room?  What is wrong with the bed?  Wouldn't the hard metal floor be a bit uncomfortable?

[RaoulG4668]

KnotEngaged wrote...

Only three sensible conclusions can be drawn fro OP's ramblings:

1. He has only ever had sex with prostitutes.
2. He keeps emotions and sex separate from one another.
3. He has never had sex.

I think we all know which option is most likely.

#4

He needs to get a life THEN have sex

[Pannamaslo]

aryon69 wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Instead Tali just looked like an idiot.  Why was she acting that way?  Was she a virgin?

Umm... yes?

Well in any case, I hated that scene.  If a girl were to show a deep interest in me the way Tali wanted to scrog my Shepard and then she came up to my room and started blabbing non stop and then elaborating abouw how it's a defense mechanism I would be like

"yeah...maybe you should leave and I'll just read my copy of Fornax."

This type of attitude toward women will get you far....NOT.   If you truly cared about her or another women then you would be more supportive and try to make her as comfortable as possible.  With Tali it is quite different in the fact that she is a virgin who is thinking of being intimate with an alien and in doing so could make her very sick.  Even considering that she is still willing so if that makes her "non stop babble" just means she is scared. 

Why are  you reasoning with someone who makes a thread solely for a purpose  to use  word "scrog"?

Modifié par Pannamaslo, 20 février 2010 - 09:41 .

[St Mael]

antilles333 wrote...

Bro, Mass Effect 2 isn't a porn game. That's what the search bar in your corner is for.

And Tali is the best character in game. Just thought I'd mention that.

No she isn't!

[Bron Avery]

Go bask to /d/ for your fendom.

[Remaix]

KnotEngaged wrote...

Only three sensible conclusions can be drawn fro OP's ramblings:

1. He has only ever had sex with prostitutes.
2. He keeps emotions and sex separate from one another.
3. He has never had sex.

I think we all know which option is most likely.

I like to go for option 4.
He's never had sex and he's never going to.

[Gar_Logan]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

@OP:
I'm sorry sir but your reasoning is completely off. That is Tali's character. It's the way she is. Some people may not like Miranda for her cocky attitude for example.
A lot of people love Tali for what she is, and that's that. You posting this thread is only flooding up the forums.
Tali rocks.

Miranda wasn't cocky, she was confident.  She, like Tali wanted Shepard's ass.  While Tali babbled incoherently about "natural defense mechanisms"(great bedroom talk there Tali you clutz), Miranda just took it.

Thats why I like Miranda, she wanted to scrog, so we scrogged.  No complications.

Only strange thing about Miranda is why in the Hell did she want to scrog in the engine room?  What is wrong with the bed?  Wouldn't the hard metal floor be a bit uncomfortable?

Why do you use the word scrog when talking about same species sex...?

[Talogrungi]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Only strange thing about Miranda is why in the Hell did she want to scrog in the engine room?  What is wrong with the bed?  Wouldn't the hard metal floor be a bit uncomfortable?

Actually, I find that a cold, metal surface against my buttocks really .. I'm oversharing, aren't I?

[S3RV0]

Borschtbeet wrote...

S3RV0 wrote...

I think the real question is why would you even want to scrog an aardvark faced, virgin with chicken feet when you could bang Miranda and her smokin body or Jack and her beautiful face... although renegade Jack only, the crying is a real boner killer.

Because I always had a soft spot for the ugly chick.  Everyone needs a pity scrog now and then.  I felt like I was doing a public service scrogging Tali.

It wasn't worth it though.  Tali's incessant ramblings about how she got prepared, she's nervous blah blah blah was awful.

hahahahaa touche.

I guess I can't argue with that logic. I assume you like to go "hoggin" every now a then and throw the fat chicks a bone as well?

I can see it now... ME3, Borschtbeet scrogs the first introduced female Volus.

Also in ME3, a Hanar scrogs emo Jack and hentai fans of the world rejoice.

[SkywardDescent]

KnotEngaged wrote...

Only three sensible conclusions can be drawn fro OP's ramblings:

1. He has only ever had sex with prostitutes.
2. He keeps emotions and sex separate from one another.
3. He has never had sex.

I think we all know which option is most likely.

Is it 2? -NO WAIT, its 1, right? Right?

No? Hmmm...

[Llandaryn]

Pannamaslo wrote...

Why are reasoning with someone who makes a thread solely for a purpose  to use  word "scrog"?

I hope that's the royal 'we', because I never made a reasonable post in this entire train-wreck of a thread.

Well, except the one about Cutlass Jack.

[Borschtbeet]

Who I scrog in real life is nobody's business but I can tell you that I would never scrog anyone who told me acting like an idiot is a natural defense mechanism.



Why would Tali talk about a defense mechanism before a scrog? Defense from what? It's not like Shepard was raping her.

[Fizwold]

"Only three sensible conclusions can be drawn fro OP's ramblings:



1. He has only ever had sex with prostitutes.

2. He keeps emotions and sex separate from one another.

3. He has never had sex.



I think we all know which option is most likely."






4. his dick fell off

Modifié par Fizwold, 20 février 2010 - 09:40 .

[77boy84]

The more I look at Tali, the more turned off I get.

She is VAGUELY human, if you kind of squint, and only look at her torso, but damn. The rest of her is so weird. The way she moves, her arms, and her head... ugh.

I don't know how anyone would want to tap that, it just looks so weird.

[SkywardDescent]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

@OP:
I'm sorry sir but your reasoning is completely off. That is Tali's character. It's the way she is. Some people may not like Miranda for her cocky attitude for example.
A lot of people love Tali for what she is, and that's that. You posting this thread is only flooding up the forums.
Tali rocks.

Miranda wasn't cocky, she was confident.  She, like Tali wanted Shepard's ass.  While Tali babbled incoherently about "natural defense mechanisms"(great bedroom talk there Tali you clutz), Miranda just took it.

Thats why I like Miranda, she wanted to scrog, so we scrogged.  No complications.

Only strange thing about Miranda is why in the Hell did she want to scrog in the engine room?  What is wrong with the bed?  Wouldn't the hard metal floor be a bit uncomfortable?

'Cause she's a **** who wants to do it where everyone can look through a window and watch?

[Collider]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Borschtbeet]

Gar_Logan wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

@OP:
I'm sorry sir but your reasoning is completely off. That is Tali's character. It's the way she is. Some people may not like Miranda for her cocky attitude for example.
A lot of people love Tali for what she is, and that's that. You posting this thread is only flooding up the forums.
Tali rocks.

Miranda wasn't cocky, she was confident.  She, like Tali wanted Shepard's ass.  While Tali babbled incoherently about "natural defense mechanisms"(great bedroom talk there Tali you clutz), Miranda just took it.

Thats why I like Miranda, she wanted to scrog, so we scrogged.  No complications.

Only strange thing about Miranda is why in the Hell did she want to scrog in the engine room?  What is wrong with the bed?  Wouldn't the hard metal floor be a bit uncomfortable?

Why do you use the word scrog when talking about same species sex...?

Oh, that must've slipped.  The word scrog became such a huge issue in this thread that I used it out of context.

[Pannamaslo]

Llandaryn wrote...

Pannamaslo wrote...

Why are you reasoning with someone who makes a thread solely for a purpose  to use  word "scrog"?

I hope that's the royal 'we', because I never made a reasonable post in this entire train-wreck of a thread.

Well, except the one about Cutlass Jack.

Fixd

[Madecologist]

Placing bets! how long before a Mod locks this thread!!

[Fizwold]

(*drinks his coffee and lawls*)

[Talogrungi]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Oh, that must've slipped.  The word scrog became such a huge issue in this thread that I used it out of context.

Here too, presumably?

Borschtbeet wrote...

Who I scrog in real life is nobody's business but I can tell you that I would never scrog anyone who told me acting like an idiot is a natural defense mechanism.

Why would Tali talk about a defense mechanism before a scrog? Defense from what? It's not like Shepard was raping her.

Modifié par Talogrungi, 20 février 2010 - 09:42 .

[Remaix]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Who I scrog in real life is nobody's business but I can tell you that I would never scrog anyone who told me acting like an idiot is a natural defense mechanism.

Why would Tali talk about a defense mechanism before a scrog? Defense from what? It's not like Shepard was raping her.

[Borschtbeet]

SkywardDescent wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

@OP:
I'm sorry sir but your reasoning is completely off. That is Tali's character. It's the way she is. Some people may not like Miranda for her cocky attitude for example.
A lot of people love Tali for what she is, and that's that. You posting this thread is only flooding up the forums.
Tali rocks.

Miranda wasn't cocky, she was confident.  She, like Tali wanted Shepard's ass.  While Tali babbled incoherently about "natural defense mechanisms"(great bedroom talk there Tali you clutz), Miranda just took it.

Thats why I like Miranda, she wanted to scrog, so we scrogged.  No complications.

Only strange thing about Miranda is why in the Hell did she want to scrog in the engine room?  What is wrong with the bed?  Wouldn't the hard metal floor be a bit uncomfortable?

'Cause she's a **** who wants to do it where everyone can look through a window and watch?

There is no window with a view directly to the area with Shepard and Miranda.

[Borschtbeet]

Talogrungi wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Oh, that must've slipped.  The word scrog became such a huge issue in this thread that I used it out of context.

Here too, presumably?

Borschtbeet wrote...

Who I scrog in real life is nobody's business but I can tell you that I would never scrog anyone who told me acting like an idiot is a natural defense mechanism.

Why would Tali talk about a defense mechanism before a scrog? Defense from what? It's not like Shepard was raping her.

You're making too much of an issue out of the word scrog.  If I want to use it in place of consummate/shag/screw/boink then why should it matter?  Who gave you the right to determine which euphemism is appropriate?

[drunken pyromaniac]

Madecologist wrote...

Placing bets! how long before a Mod locks this thread!!

five bucks on within a hour