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#1
PooPoomonster

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1.) You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good(in place of the bro hug)
2.)DAAAAAUUUUUUUM! ( After seeing final Boss)
3.) Saaayyy Whaaa?!?! (finding out Miranda forwaded the message about his pop, or after seeing final boss)
4.) **** please (force lift)
5.) You just got served (enemy kill)
6.) DEEZ NUTZ! (at some point while talking to his father, also Shepard dialogue at TIM)
7.) Fo da shoteez!!! (any time during battle)
8.) Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks! Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks!(At all times continuously until interuped by another line.)
9.) That is so racist! (anytime he gets downed during play)
10). Me soooo hooorny (just to throw them off)

You know what to do.

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The Capital Gaultier

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Image IPB

More kittens.

Modifié par The Capital Gaultier, 21 février 2010 - 07:47 .


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Pronto One

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What you talking about Willis?



-Pronto One

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"Hey, Shepard. I know you saved the galaxy, I'm real happy fo' you, I'ma let you finish... but Mace Windu was the best space hero o' all time! O' ALL TIME. *shrug*"

"We'll talk later."

"Sure thing, Commander."

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mjwoltsknar

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"COLE TRAIN BABY"

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PooPoomonster

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^ha^
Shoot I mean second up. About the Windu.

Modifié par PooPoomonster, 21 février 2010 - 06:33 .


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The Angry One

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"Ma'am, if you want to shoot the director for making you say that stuff in that way to me, go right ahead. In fact, I'll help you."

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Keltoris

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http://www.youtube.c...ekyOZA0#t=0m58s

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Pronto One

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cipher_Cero wrote...

"Hey, Shepard. I know you saved the galaxy, I'm real happy fo' you, I'ma let you finish... but Mace Windu was the best space hero o' all time! O' ALL TIME. *shrug*"
"We'll talk later."
"Sure thing, Commander."


Dude that is golden! I kacked myself when i read that! Image IPB

-Pronto One (Still laughing)

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shinobi602

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"Hey, Shepard. I know you trying to get with Miranda, I'm real happy fo' you, I'ma let you finish... but she has the finest piece of a-s-s of all time! O' ALL TIME. *shrug*"

Modifié par shinobi602, 21 février 2010 - 06:38 .


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"Aw, hellll no."

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Prophet of Rage

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"THINK IMMA BE THE SCAPEGOAT FOR THE WHOLE DAMN MACHINE? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEET"










www.youtube.com/watch

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"DY-NO-MITE!!"

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OptimusAlex

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basically if he said any of uncle ruckus's lines from the boondocks i'd be cool with that.


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The Angry One

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You humans are all racist.

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Lmaoboat

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Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.

http://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/

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Nightwriter

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(During Shepard and Jacob’s talk about Miranda)



“Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digga. But she ain’t messin’ with no broke *****”

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Kaiser Shepard

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"Who loves orange soda?"

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Modifié par Cutlass Jack, 21 février 2010 - 03:47 .


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PooPoomonster wrote...

You know what to do.


Yeah.  The sad thing is, they do.  And this is but a pale shadow of what would happen if BW ever put a gay man in ME.

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OptimusAlex

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mmmmm....dat's dat purple drank

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OptimusAlex

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thats the ingredients.... sugar, water, purple

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The Angry One wrote...

"Ma'am, if you want to shoot the director for making you say that stuff in that way to me, go right ahead. In fact, I'll help you."


"Shepard, I get the impression that you are only interested in my body and I am offended by your objectification of me."

"Shepard, I respect your ability as a commander but if you keep saying things like that I'm going to file a sexual harrassment report with Cerberus' HR department."

"Shepard, you are a creep. Get away!"

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cipher_Cero wrote...

"Hey, Shepard. I know you saved the galaxy, I'm real happy fo' you, I'ma let you finish... but Mace Windu was the best space hero o' all time! O' ALL TIME. *shrug*"
"We'll talk later."
"Sure thing, Commander."



lol, i was thinking
 Shep: "Jacob you seem to distrust Cerberus why?"
Jacob: "the illusive man dosn't care about black people"