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[sentineltalos86]

"I've had it with these mother****** geth on this mother***** ship!"

[DarkNova50]

mjwoltsknar wrote...

"COLE TRAIN BABY"

 "Cerberus is in your house! You hear that ****!?"

[keginkc]

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

[Starbolt79]

bobsmyuncle wrote...

"Shepard, I get the impression that you are only interested in my body and I am offended by your objectification of me."

"Shepard, I respect your ability as a commander but if you keep saying things like that I'm going to file a sexual harrassment report with Cerberus' HR department."

"Shepard, you are a creep. Get away!"

I would be litteraly ROTFL if he reacted this way to femshep throwing herself onto him xD

[notphrog]

keginkc wrote...

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

That always bugged me.

[keginkc]

notphrog wrote...

That always bugged me.

That and the constant saluting really got on my nerves.   Although I liked his loyalty mission, just because it read like a twilight zone episode.

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

Shepard: Well we did it guys, we blew up...

Jacob: Yo Commander, I'm really happy for you, and I'll let you finish your important post-mission speech, but Hiroshima had one of the best blowups of all time.

Modifié par Dr. Peter Venkman, 21 février 2010 - 07:17 .

[Garlador]

"Ambassador Udina hates black people!"

[casedawgz]

Shepard, I'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish,, but my salvation of the citadel was one of the best salvations of the citadel OF ALL TIME.

[bobsmyuncle]

Starbolt79 wrote...

I would be litteraly ROTFL if he reacted this way to femshep throwing herself onto him xD

I'm actually kinda serious. He says "no thanks" twice before giving in. IRL we have labor laws that prohibit what Shep did in that convo. I would like to see him stand up for himself rather than capitulate to unwelcome advances.

I tried both the Garrus and Thane romances too, and while I didn't care for them, they didn't make me feel skeevy and force me to reload. I just don't want to play a Shepard who coerces someone into a relationship.

[Busomjack]

Yeah, I ain't got no problem wit Cerberus, Cerberus ain't nevah called me a N-word.

[casedawgz]

bobsmyuncle wrote...

Starbolt79 wrote...

I would be litteraly ROTFL if he reacted this way to femshep throwing herself onto him xD

I'm actually kinda serious. He says "no thanks" twice before giving in. IRL we have labor laws that prohibit what Shep did in that convo. I would like to see him stand up for himself rather than capitulate to unwelcome advances.

I tried both the Garrus and Thane romances too, and while I didn't care for them, they didn't make me feel skeevy and force me to reload. I just don't want to play a Shepard who coerces someone into a relationship.

While this is valid, most single men would probably get over it. Maybe he turns you down because he thinks...

[SuperVaderMan]

"Sheepdawg"

[Vendrac]

notphrog wrote...

keginkc wrote...

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

That always bugged me.

I wanted to smack him up side the head for that one, he was about as smooth as sandpaper there.

[Lacurazz1138]

mjwoltsknar wrote...

"COLE TRAIN BABY"

THIS and "WHOOO!!!" and "You need glasses sucka!"

[casedawgz]

THE TRAINS AT HOME ON THE RAILS.

[PooPoomonster]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

"Who loves orange soda?"

WOA, that is racist. Way to cross the line and make things get ugly.

Also DY-NO-MITE is best yet.


Jacob: I already gave you the 24m rims. Is they spinnin' Joka?!

Joker: Yea they spinin'!( after upgrades)

Modifié par PooPoomonster, 21 février 2010 - 07:57 .

[_-Greywolf-_]

casedawgz wrote...

Shepard, I'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish,, but my salvation of the citadel was one of the best salvations of the citadel OF ALL TIME.

Ok the first one was funny but now it just looks pathetic, come up with your own ideas and stop ripping other people off.

But I dont know if it was just me but I kinda expected Captain Anderson to call me "Playa" at some point in the game.

[jimmyjoefro]

Darn, it was taken 

Modifié par jimmyjoefro, 21 février 2010 - 07:58 .

[Frellwit]

I half-expected him to say, just before his loyalty mission, "I'm about to git, before I'm got."

Modifié par Frellwit, 21 février 2010 - 07:59 .

[_-Greywolf-_]

Vendrac wrote...

notphrog wrote...

keginkc wrote...

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

That always bugged me.

I wanted to smack him up side the head for that one, he was about as smooth as sandpaper there.

Wait I am sorry I missed that part, as far as I could tell Jacob extended a warm hand to greet Tali who was actually the one that had a go at Jacob because he was Cerberus.

however my memory of that exchange seems to be foggy so it would be nice if somebody could refresh my memory.

[PooPoomonster]

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Vendrac wrote...

notphrog wrote...

keginkc wrote...

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

That always bugged me.

I wanted to smack him up side the head for that one, he was about as smooth as sandpaper there.

Wait I am sorry I missed that part, as far as I could tell Jacob extended a warm hand to greet Tali who was actually the one that had a go at Jacob because he was Cerberus.

however my memory of that exchange seems to be foggy so it would be nice if somebody could refresh my memory.

Tali was a racist and Jacob brought his pimp hand down on her. Because king kong aint got sh!t on him.

[WilliamShatner]

"Hey Shepard, there's something clogging up the garbage chute. I'm going to check it it out."



Bye Bye Jacob.

Press A to Activate.

[SlySpy00]

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

Vendrac wrote...

notphrog wrote...

keginkc wrote...

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

That always bugged me.

I wanted to smack him up side the head for that one, he was about as smooth as sandpaper there.

Wait I am sorry I missed that part, as far as I could tell Jacob extended a warm hand to greet Tali who was actually the one that had a go at Jacob because he was Cerberus.

however my memory of that exchange seems to be foggy so it would be nice if somebody could refresh my memory.

After the conversation between the two, Tali began heading out the room. And out of all the things you could say to a quarian, Jacob tells Tali, "Don't forget to introduce yourself to EDI, the new ship AI."

[N7 Vanguard]

"****-ass nukka" -enemy kill