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[Sageless Ranger]

*jacob to female shep* "The darker the berry the sweeter the juice"

[My-name-is-Paradox]

"Im really happy for you and ima let you finish but" This could fit in a few areas of the game.

[Frotality]

"hey shepard, as per your reward for playing my iphone game, ima tell you about it k?"


shep- "uhh.....sure. at least ill know what the reward was, go ahead."

[Homebound]

1. "He said he wants some good ole fashioned cola"

2. "Pills here"

3. "Ima reach for the top! Stay on the mountain! Duh-nuh-NUH-NUH-nuhnuhnuh-nuh!"

[Brixxer600]

WilliamShatner wrote...

"Hey Shepard, there's something clogging up the garbage chute. I'm going to check it it out."

Bye Bye Jacob.
Press A to Activate.

Brilliant , that's what i'd liked to have seen happen.

[Finnegone]

This is the whitest thread I have ever seen.

[Homebound]

omgwtfbbqhax wrote...

MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH!!!!

"Shepard imma gunna let you finish but The Dirty Dozen had the best suiside mission of all time!"

"******, please..."

"Hey look guys! Its Kiddy Land!"

[Finnegone]

Finnegone wrote...

This is the redneckiest thread I have ever seen.

Correction.

[Looy]

This thread is slightly racist.

[SavagePassenger]

Grabbin peelz!

[Skilled Seeker]

Honestly Tali had it coming. She was rude to Jacob throughout the conversation while he was trying to be nice and respectful. But ofcourse the Tali fans will side with her no matter what.

[Jaron Oberyn]

Knowumsayin homie dawgs.

[anmiro]

Of all the loyalty missions, I thought Jacob's was the most unnecessary. This not an attack on Jacob, I just wish my crew wasn't so complicated.



Shepard: "You got any unfinished business you need to take care of, Jacob?"



Jacob: "Hell no, lets get this ball rolling."



Is it so much to ask for one of the characters to be as stable and grounded as Shepard.

[stillnotking]

Finnegone wrote...

Finnegone wrote...

This is the redneckiest thread I have ever seen.

Correction.

Yes.

[The Capital Gaultier]

anmiro wrote...

Is it so much to ask for one of the characters to be as stable and grounded as Shepard.

I'm not quite so sure Shepard is stable any more.  If no one in ME3 acknowledges the Reaper threat, I could see the Hero of the Citadel snapping and being straitjacketed.

Seriously guys, can one person just take Shepard by the arm, thank him for saving the Citadel and wish him luck against the Reapers?  Is that so much to ask?

[Fluffeh Kitteh]

I'd like Jacob to perform the "Those Minerals" rap. During the Credits. It'd be perfect to end the game. I was kinda getting tired of hearing "Suicide Mission" being re-used for so many instances anyway.

[Aisynia]

It's what I would like Jacob NOT to say. He's a jerk to Tali, and he's a jerk to Thane, not to mention being generally rude. Also, if someone threw lines like his at me in real life, I would throw up on him.

[jklinders]

notphrog wrote...

keginkc wrote...

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

That always bugged me.

Glad i was not the only one who cringed. Would not have been surprised if Tali had sabotaged all those guns he tinkers with in the armorie after that. Wouldn't have blamed either.

BTW what the hell was it with Jacob being the official door greeter anyway. Not only was it annoying, he sucked at it anyway.

[Skilled Seeker]

Again I will repeat my post

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Honestly Tali had it coming. She was rude to Jacob throughout the conversation while he was trying to be nice and respectful. But ofcourse the Tali fans will side with her no matter what.

Quit blaming Jacob when Tali started it. If I was in his place and Tali was being rude to me the way she was being to Jacob who since the start of the game had treated her with respect I would say the same thing.

[CardonT]

jklinders wrote...

notphrog wrote...

keginkc wrote...

"Hey Tali, I'm sorry I was such a jerk when you first came onboard the new Normandy. Only a real douche would have made that comment about the AI."

That always bugged me.

Glad i was not the only one who cringed. Would not have been surprised if Tali had sabotaged all those guns he tinkers with in the armorie after that. Wouldn't have blamed either.

BTW what the hell was it with Jacob being the official door greeter anyway. Not only was it annoying, he sucked at it anyway.

He was way more polite than Miranda could ever force herself to be.

[DRACO1130]

To Miranda - So do those things help you stay afloat ?

[lonestar614]

Looy wrote...

This thread is slightly racist.

Nothing slight about it.

[Funkcase]

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Again I will repeat my post

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Honestly Tali had it coming. She was rude to Jacob throughout the conversation while he was trying to be nice and respectful. But ofcourse the Tali fans will side with her no matter what.

Quit blaming Jacob when Tali started it. If I was in his place and Tali was being rude to me the way she was being to Jacob who since the start of the game had treated her with respect I would say the same thing.

This, i felt Jacob realy cared for Tali when Legion came was brought on board ''Tali is gonna freak when she hears about this''. I did'nt like the way he treated Thane, but i can understand his concern with the galaxys best assassin.